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Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



Monkey Fracas posted:

If these people had their way we would have Morality Police roaming around making sure women weren't driving, nobody was being gay or having the wrong kind of sex or drinking alcohol
You jest but this is secretly what they want, it's just couched in language about the constitution and whatnot. Fundies can't stop babbling about Iran but their vision for the future is really worse than what Iran has, and is really more in line with our best ally forever Saudi Arabia.

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ham_sanitizer
Jul 11, 2014

professional swine bather


Casimir Radon posted:

You jest but this is secretly what they want, it's just couched in language about the constitution and whatnot. Fundies can't stop babbling about Iran but their vision for the future is really worse than what Iran has, and is really more in line with our best ally forever Saudi Arabia.

these specific people believe that jesus can't come back until they take back america for christ, so yes. they unironically want to establish a theocracy.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine


platedlizard posted:

It's because the only acceptable emotion is joy. Unhappiness is taken as rebellion against parents and God so it is punished until all they can do is smile.

If you're not constantly happy then you aren't being a good Witness to God's Grace.

I'm not making any of this up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJy1KqPS8sA

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.


Nanomashoes posted:

Dick Duggar? of the Duggarsdale Duggardome?

This is the best reference.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


sorry for gawker, but good info here

http://defamer.gawker.com/the-web-h...-did-1706258269

Notably, it looks like:

-josh was 'betrothed' to a 14 year old from the Holt family when he was 14
-this poo poo drops as THAT patriarch runs for senate or some poo poo
-he loses and the girl's dad drags josh duggar up in front of their cult/church and publicly blames him for the election loss, due to 'sin in the camp'


This is literally a cult founded on emotional abuse of everybody on every level

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien


Jonny 290 posted:

sorry for gawker, but good info here

http://defamer.gawker.com/the-web-h...-did-1706258269

Notably, it looks like:

-josh was 'betrothed' to a 14 year old from the Holt family when he was 14
-this poo poo drops as THAT patriarch runs for senate or some poo poo
-he loses and the girl's dad drags josh duggar up in front of their cult/church and publicly blames him for the election loss, due to 'sin in the camp'


This is literally a cult founded on emotional abuse of everybody on every level

quote:

It’s not clear who tipped Oprah off and how she knew about Josh’s misconduct, but Jim Bob and Michelle told police that when Josh was accused of molesting his sisters, a family friend wrote down the accusations in a letter that was then placed in a book in the Duggars’ home. Sometime during 2006, the Duggars loaned the book to another person and the letter was discovered.

what

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Monkey Fracas posted:

If these people had their way we would have Morality Police roaming around making sure women weren't driving, nobody was being gay or having the wrong kind of sex or drinking alcohol

The term you're looking for is "American Taliban".

Casimir Radon posted:

You jest but this is secretly what they want, it's just couched in language about the constitution and whatnot. Fundies can't stop babbling about Iran but their vision for the future is really worse than what Iran has, and is really more in line with our best ally forever Saudi Arabia.

What do you mean by "secretly"?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




lol so how long before Josh outs Jim Bob as diddler prime to take the heat off himself?

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich


if they didn't want daddy banging them they should've worn more modest swimwear imo. showing off those ankles like some whore.

but seriously, jim bob probably molests the sons too

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012




College Slice

Lord of Pie posted:

lol so how long before Josh outs Jim Bob as diddler prime to take the heat off himself?

Never. He's still in position to inherit the family's leadership when Jim Bob dies. he'll lay low for 2 to 4 years and rejoin the FRC or similar.
A christian pedo is allowed forgiveness because the assumption of these groups is that glbtq people are all raping children 24/7, and at least Josh will be trying his hardest to not surprise sex with the help of his faith in christ.

e: but again, everybody sins and all sins are equal in the eyes of god.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



CPL593H posted:

What do you mean by "secretly"?
They bang on all day long about freedom, but that's complete bullshit.

old beast lunatic
Nov 2, 2004



I'm having a hard time figuring out which is making me angrier. Jim Bob's name, or his face.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Uh oh



Double Uh Oh

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Duggar

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!


Lord of Pie posted:

lol so how long before Josh outs Jim Bob as diddler prime to take the heat off himself?

The state trooper that's in prison for child porn claims Jim Bob downplayed the incidents, so I'd wager it won't be long.

https://www.rawstory.com/2015/05/ex...-only-one-girl/

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013




He's been Santorum'd.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Hmmmmmmmmmm I wonder why Fox did not cover this

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

That's just proof that the lieberal media is out to destroy the Duggars.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Actually in Biblical times it was ok to have sex with very young girls even if you were 300 years old so the joke is on you, retarts.

meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Hmmmmmmmmmm I wonder why Fox did not cover this



They've posted several stories about it on foxnews.com, and I was pleasantly surprised to see that about 80% of the comments are from people either condemning Josh or shaming the parents for trying to cover the whole mess up. There's a lot of "THANKS OBAMA" in there, but on the whole the average Fox News viewer seems to be anti-incest and anti-child molestation.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006
THE VOLKSWAGEN DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Who would have thought the anti-incest, anti-molestation opinion would be so controversial for so many people?

Frankly, if you're a child molester or a child molestation apologist, you should probably just be eliminated.

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


TheNinjaScotsman posted:

but on the whole the average Fox News viewer seems to be anti-incest and anti-child molestation.

well, at least one of the above

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action



"My name is Ivana Moleskids"
"I must be dreaming"

old beast lunatic
Nov 2, 2004




Just got back from bible study with my little sisters, Stihl hard.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



Ramrod XTreme


We caMe up with it here in GBS

God bles

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Top City Homo posted:

We caMe up with it here in GBS

God bles

RALF
Mar 15, 2009



Grimey Drawer


I'm gay

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.


duggarlover

Slapdash
Mar 30, 2010



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7FFjUpVLg

Tricky D
Mar 31, 2005



Soup du Jour posted:

pork, alcohol, maybe circumcision. that's about it though

I've met some christian fundies who refused to eat pork.

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004



BORN TO VIBE
WORLD IS A VEIL
Heal Em All 2020
I am ego death
410,757,864,530 ORBS OF LIGHT



Biscuit Hider

McStabby posted:

Jim Bob doesn't believe in physical contact before marriage, but afterwards, hump away!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVjRiQw9KLw

i've seen a lot of sick poo poo on the internet but i think this is the first time i've reflexively said "STOP" out loud at a vid

just

stop

why would you do this

Jim Bob is a Duggar (in that he touches children while acting all righteous)

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Does this change meaning of "do the dougie"

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE




Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

so what's the difference between these idiots and saudi fundamentalists besides doing a find-and-replace from "allah" to "jesus"?

edit: cause i feel like saudi arabia is right up their alley
there is a 1000% chance the Duggars support laws banning "Sharia" or other rule based on religion

SERPUS
Mar 20, 2004


Hazo posted:

there is a 1000% chance the Duggars support laws banning "Sharia" or other rule based on religion

Who is Sharia and did Josh have his fingers in her vagina also?

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE




SERPUS posted:

Who is Sharia and did Josh have his fingers in her vagina also?
according to wiki sharia is around 1400 years old so it's far out of his preferred range

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!


Grimey Drawer

Duggaring

*dancehall airhorn*

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Jim Bob's hair lacquer is like the white fundie version of Soul-Glo.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.


Jonny 290 posted:


-josh was 'betrothed' to a 14 year old from the Holt family when he was 14

I'm surprised they were the same age.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."






Josh at one time in his life has touched all 3 of these women. (Middle is his wife)

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

so are any of the duggar children normal with a chance of escaping being a baby factory or pedophile

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Gumdrop Larry
Jul 30, 2006



Is the one on the right part of the family because it looks like she still might have a little bit of her soul left so it's weird if she is.

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