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SERPUS
Mar 20, 2004


Eonwe posted:

so are any of the duggar children normal with a chance of escaping being a baby factory or pedophile

The miscarried ones.

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Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Eonwe posted:

so are any of the duggar children normal with a chance of escaping being a baby factory or pedophile
Internet people (Eww) seem to think Jinger is normal and wants to leave. Hence Freejinger.com; However this could all be crazy fanfiction about her they've dreamed up.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

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Eonwe posted:

so are any of the duggar children normal with a chance of escaping being a baby factory or pedophile


jinger and josiah seem to be the frontrunners for bustin' out

quote:

“She doesn’t want to live three hours out from civilization,” Jessa told the 19 Kids cameras.

“No! City please city please,” Jinger said.

In other words, Jinger Duggar wants to get as far away from her family’s rural Arkansas home as possible.



quote:

However, Michelle Duggar basically said that there’s no chance in hell of this ever happening. During a follow-up interview with RadarOnline, she tried to explain what her daughter really meant — according to Michelle, her daughter just wants to live “15 minutes from a Wal-mart.”

“Jinger didn’t mean she wanted to move to New York City,” Michelle said. “She meant that she wants to live closer to a city. We’re talking right near a city, but not New York City.”


its super sad

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



Josh at one time in his life has touched all 3 of these women. (Middle is his wife)

That one on the right is p cute honestly

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine


Dim Job Buggar

SERPUS
Mar 20, 2004


Waroduce posted:

That one on the right is p cute honestly

Is that you Josh?

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



Amarcarts posted:

All those smiles look pretty fake.

the duggar smile

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Eonwe posted:

so are any of the duggar children normal with a chance of escaping being a baby factory or pedophile

Supposedly the oldest daughter is trying to get out but the only news of this comes from unsubstantiated reports. But I desperately hope at least one of them makes it out.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Switchblade Switcharoo

SERPUS posted:

Is that you Josh?

She does look REAL young for having a baby, but idk 18-20?

Dammit_Carl!
Mar 5, 2013



Swiggity swooty, I'm going for my kid's booty!

I Dunno
Apr 6, 2014



I haven't really watched the show, so I was wondering if any of the kids are allowed to drive. Do any of them have a driver's license? I'm guessing not.

I was trying to think of how one of them would escape if they tried, but my first idea of just driving away probably isn't feasible if they never learned. It's too bad, because getting in a car and driving away sounds pretty easy.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


Dammit_Carl! posted:

Swiggity swooty, I'm going for my kid's booty!

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine


I Dunno posted:

I haven't really watched the show, so I was wondering if any of the kids are allowed to drive. Do any of them have a driver's license? I'm guessing not.

I was trying to think of how one of them would escape if they tried, but my first idea of just driving away probably isn't feasible if they never learned. It's too bad, because getting in a car and driving away sounds pretty easy.

I gotta assume the easiest way fro them to actually get away would be to just join the military.

meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002


boom boom boom posted:

I gotta assume the easiest way fro them to actually get away would be to just join the military.

Huckabee says no.

quote:

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee claimed in an interview with Iowa talk radio host Jan Mickelson yesterday that the Obama administration has “an open hostility toward the Christian faith,” and urged prospective military recruits to wait until the end of President Obama’s term to enlist.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/huckabee-wait-join-military-until-obamas-out-office

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Which is funny because some of the fundies in the military have largely gotten away with pushing their poo poo on everybody else. Nowhere near as bad as would happen under a republican though. The latest thing is that gate guards got back the "right" to push their religion down other peoples throats share sincere messages of belief with those who pass through their post. Somehow I don't think this would go over so well if I was to assert my right to say "Welcome to Team Robbins, HAIL SATAN!"

Tricky D
Mar 31, 2005



You'd have to pretty loving far removed from the military to believe that it has any sort of bias against the christian faith.

Dammit_Carl!
Mar 5, 2013


I keep praying (to Satan) that one day some Security Forces puke tells me to have a "blessed day," so I can use the "hail Satan," line.

pleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease...

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

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I Dunno posted:

I haven't really watched the show, so I was wondering if any of the kids are allowed to drive. Do any of them have a driver's license? I'm guessing not.

I was trying to think of how one of them would escape if they tried, but my first idea of just driving away probably isn't feasible if they never learned. It's too bad, because getting in a car and driving away sounds pretty easy.

i spent fifteen years living five miles from the duggars, have no children, and it still took me blowing up 4 years of 401k savings and taking a huge financial hit to get out. None of these kids have any assets, skills or real education. The boys are hinging on some nepotist dad-owns-a-dealership-so-now-I-own-one-too job, and the young ladies just wanna find another one of those guys because they cannot fathom living past age 22 as a woman that has not become a housewife

Tricky D
Mar 31, 2005



The dad really just own dealerships? That's were the money to raise 19 kids comes from?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


They're also on conservative welfare. They get donations from other insane people.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Hazo posted:

according to wiki sharia is around 1400 years old so it's far out of his preferred range

1396 years too old for him

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

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Tricky D posted:

The dad really just own dealerships? That's were the money to raise 19 kids comes from?

they bought the tin can part of the house and TLC finished it out.
they were given multiple church vans
jim bob could say "we could go for a snack" and within 45 minutes, a half dozen walmart trucks full of donated food would be in their driveway



they're on a very particular and bountiful form of welfare, and can write it ALL off spiritually, lmao

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Military is pro cuck and pro rape

A veritable cultist paradise

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Jonny 290 posted:

i spent fifteen years living five miles from the duggars, have no children, and it still took me blowing up 4 years of 401k savings and taking a huge financial hit to get out. None of these kids have any assets, skills or real education. The boys are hinging on some nepotist dad-owns-a-dealership-so-now-I-own-one-too job, and the young ladies just wanna find another one of those guys because they cannot fathom living past age 22 as a woman that has not become a housewife

Escaping their family would essentially be the same as fleeing a cult. They would basically have to wander out into the world disconnected from everyone and everything they've ever known while being completely penniless. I can't imagine doing that without a support network.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


19 loving kids and counting!!!!!!!!!!!

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

19 kid fuckings and counting!!!!!!!!!!!

Tricky D
Mar 31, 2005



I see. They're a bunch of welfare queens.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Tricky D posted:

I see. They're a bunch of welfare queens.

No they're not. The lord has provided.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

tfw Dragon Lee breaks the Hiromu before you get another turn



McStabby posted:

The state trooper that's in prison for child porn claims Jim Bob downplayed the incidents, so I'd wager it won't be long.

https://www.rawstory.com/2015/05/ex-state-trooper-jim-bob-duggar-lied-and-told-me-his-son-had-molested-only-one-girl/

i want to believe, but man this guy has put himself in a tough spot credibility wise

guy literally in jail on child porn charges posted:

“I am a Christian myself, and I worry that if something else had happened, I would have been responsible,” said Hutchens, who was convicted four years later on child porn charges.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Tricky D posted:

The dad really just own dealerships? That's were the money to raise 19 kids comes from?

My dad owns a dealership bro

Dammit_Carl!
Mar 5, 2013



...you know its going to be "special storytime," for you tonight, lil' lady.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."






http://gawker.com/semen-causes-cancer-bad-science-from-the-duggars-homes-1707107182

Duggar Home School Curriculum



quote:

Doctors have discovered that the seed of the man is an alien substance to the woman. It triggered responses similar to those of an “allergic” reaction. A woman who has a husband is able to develop “immunity” to this reaction; however, a promiscuous woman’s immune system becomes confused and unable to distinguish alien substances. This confusion is a key to the development of cancer.

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 00:28 on May 28, 2015

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

tfw Dragon Lee breaks the Hiromu before you get another turn




luckily the substances of family members is built into their immunity.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




I Dunno
Apr 6, 2014



Jonny 290 posted:

i spent fifteen years living five miles from the duggars, have no children, and it still took me blowing up 4 years of 401k savings and taking a huge financial hit to get out. None of these kids have any assets, skills or real education. The boys are hinging on some nepotist dad-owns-a-dealership-so-now-I-own-one-too job, and the young ladies just wanna find another one of those guys because they cannot fathom living past age 22 as a woman that has not become a housewife

CPL593H posted:

Escaping their family would essentially be the same as fleeing a cult. They would basically have to wander out into the world disconnected from everyone and everything they've ever known while being completely penniless. I can't imagine doing that without a support network.

This is all very true. I was thinking more about how they'd physically get out, but I guess a master escape plan doesn't mean much if you can't support yourself once you escape.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

United Bates of America

a show on TLC

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

be a blessing to their house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etZ8c2Te3tw



god bless

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme



america in all its glory

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


TEN OUTSTANDING SONS AND DAUGHTERS

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