Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Zombies' Downfall posted:

There's that one dude who supposedly did time ITT who said like 80% of child molesters in prison are white Christian guys and it's such a known phenomenon that some Christians avoid religious services because they don't want to hang out/be associated with the sex predators lol

Melmac posted:

And here we have Huckabee going out of his way to be associated with sex predators lmbo

swampland posted:

Lol every time I check this thread some bizarre new level of hosed upness has been found

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Melmac posted:

lmbo I made a single post on Mike Huckabee's page, asking him why he is going out of his way to support a pedophile, and I was immediately banned from his official page and my comments are deleted. Try it for yourself if you think I am joking. I did not post any foul language and didn't spam. I noticed a lot of other posts being deleted, too. Now I can't even so much as "like" anything on his page's comments. I am completely banished.

I thought he was big on free speech that guy?

Melmac posted:

And here we have Huckabee going out of his way to be associated with sex predators lmbo

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Imagine being married to someone like josh duggar. Every day you wake up and he is lying there beside you in bed. Your entire day revolves around him and his needs and wants. He is literally, figuratively, biblically the center of your universe. He is the manifestation of God in your household, and you will obey him as man obeys God himself. You are forced to see his pale, malformed, and flabby body in the nude. You are also forced to have sex with him, and belch out as many of his children as possible as the rapid, consecutive pregnancies take a massive toll on your health. You have no money, and no skills that would allow you to support you and your rapidly growing brood outside of the home. Worse, you suspect that he may have ceased abusing his siblings and peers and moved on to abusing your children. Nobody reports it, nobody listens to you. Nobody in the community really cares. your daughters are pretty much doomed to follow in your footsteps. Your sons will grow up to be little Josh's and Jim bobs. You will be eating poo poo every day for the rest of your life. You will have to eat so much poo poo that you get used to it, and will in fact learn to relish the taste of poo poo.

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Imagine being married to someone like josh duggar. Every day you wake up and he is lying there beside you in bed. Your entire day revolves around him and his needs and wants. He is literally, figuratively, biblically the center of your universe. He is the manifestation of God in your household, and you will obey him as man obeys God himself. You are forced to see his pale, malformed, and flabby body in the nude. You are also forced to have sex with him, and belch out as many of his children as possible as the rapid, consecutive pregnancies take a massive toll on your health. You have no money, and no skills that would allow you to support you and your rapidly growing brood outside of the home. Worse, you suspect that he may have ceased abusing his siblings and peers and moved on to abusing your children. Nobody reports it, nobody listens to you. Nobody in the community really cares. your daughters are pretty much doomed to follow in your footsteps. Your sons will grow up to be little Josh's and Jim bobs. You will be eating poo poo every day for the rest of your life. You will have to eat so much poo poo that you get used to it, and will in fact learn to relish the taste of poo poo.

Scathach posted:

See, while I feel bad for the kids in the situation, all the adult women choose it. I totally have no pity on a woman who is all "Oh you molest little girls? Here, let me marry you and pop some out for ya!" At that point they're as bad as the molestors.

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Just how far will Mr. Huckabee's grace extend? Does he believe in second chances only for wealthy, white, or religious teenagers who use their influence and connections to get diverted from our juvenile and criminal justice systems or will he support the same second chances for the poor, mostly black and brown teenagers who fill our juvenile and criminal jails and prisons?

Scathach posted:

See, while I feel bad for the kids in the situation, all the adult women choose it. I totally have no pity on a woman who is all "Oh you molest little girls? Here, let me marry you and pop some out for ya!" At that point they're as bad as the molestors.

Scathach posted:

See, while I feel bad for the kids in the situation, all the adult women choose it. I totally have no pity on a woman who is all "Oh you molest little girls? Here, let me marry you and pop some out for ya!" At that point they're as bad as the molestors.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Amarcarts posted:

Who knows what Huckabee actually believes he's just another right-wing snake running way out into crazyland so he can grab the fundie base and survive the early primaries. Watch him zip right back to reasonable if he survives.

Amarcarts posted:

Who knows what Huckabee actually believes he's just another right-wing snake running way out into crazyland so he can grab the fundie base and survive the early primaries. Watch him zip right back to reasonable if he survives.

babypolis posted:

yeah im pretty sure huckabee only cares about enriching himself and his friends so he and his fat human being sons can continue to voraciously consume everything they encounter

Amarcarts posted:

Who knows what Huckabee actually believes he's just another right-wing snake running way out into crazyland so he can grab the fundie base and survive the early primaries. Watch him zip right back to reasonable if he survives.

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I wasn't really making a statement one way or the other, I was just imagining what it would be like knowing that your father is going to marry you off to josh duggar

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Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar took a family vacation every year to educate the children. Sometimes they went to exotic locales, like the time their daughter was courting a man who was a Hawaiian convict but had turned his life over to a greater calling. Unfortunately he "disappeared" and several courtships and broken hearts later they were ready to plan a new vacation. They decided to head to Mexico for some fun in the sun and a long needed rest from prying public eyeballs. This was never an easy feat as Jim Bob and Michelle and their brood were recognized every where they went and some of their more fervent fans had screaming fits when they spotted Jim Bob or Michelle and often needed emergency medical attention. Some of the fans were part of the People for the breastfeeding of the world group. They were the worst. They had erroneously heard that Michelle had bottle fed some of her older children and became enraged. The would squirt milk on Jim Bob and Michelle and scream obscenities at them. It was insane.

Michelle was really excited about their trip to to Mexico, as she remembered several Mexican marionette puppets and paper flowers her parents had given her when she was little. She also enjoyed rice and beans and colorful dresses. She was very excited! Jim Bob got all the paperwork ready and the day of the flight arrived. Michelle packed sunscreen and her laptop as well, as she often blogged about her adventures on her website, Duggarland. Michelle had to admit to Jim Bob she was a bit nervous about all of the violence in Mexico but Jim Bob assured her they were booked in the safest hotel on Fodor's, and so Michelle put her mind at rest.

Jim Bob was so excited for Michelle to see the economy hotel he had booked through priceline!It was called the Casa Economico barato Veracruz and each of the Duggar children would get their own bar of soap! When the family arrived safely at the hotel after a long flight, she was not as excited as Jim Bob.

"Jim Bob, I know that you did your best, but this place is not acceptable. Azekah has a bug bite on his big toe and I think we should reconsider after a family meeting."

"You are right Mamma, we should have a family meeting, because I have even more wonderful news to share!"

Michelle looked at Jim Bob fearfully. Jim Bob never had the best ideas, but she Knew his heart was in the right place

"What is it daddy?"

"Ill tell you at the family meeting."

At the family meeting Jim Bob looked around at all his wonderful children and their gleaming shiny faces from using the free bar of soap.

"Ahem, Hello, family, I have gathered you here because Momma is worried about the safety and hygiene of this hotel and also because I was to tell you about our special guests that are going to teach us about a new way of thinking. I have invited them here this afternoon to meet us poolside to talk to us about a new form of democracy called "participatory." Please be in your swimsuits with a towel at the pool downstairs at about 3, Momma has prepared us a wonderful lunch in the hotel kitchen which is a Mexican-fusian type chicken salad on whole grain bread. Viva La Revolucion!"

The children looked a bit concerned because they knew sometimes Jim Bob's ideas could be a bit far fetched but they still changed into smimwear and grabbed the towels from the bathroom floor and headed downstairs.

They were surprised to see Jim Bob and Michelle already dressed as revolutionaries with black handkerchiefs covering their faces and machine guns strapped to their chests, but the children knew that their parents wanted to teach them a lesson that would only help them down the road with their own lives and so they sat down next to the pool, only daring to poke one toe in the moss green swimming pool.

babypolis posted:

yeah im pretty sure huckabee only cares about enriching himself and his friends so he and his fat human being sons can continue to voraciously consume everything they encounter

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

The Day Michelle and Jim Duggar became leftist revolutionaries, a misc. tv shows fanfic | FanFiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/106484...revolutionaries

Boo This Man posted:

Why is the presidency such a sought after job for some people? To me, it looks to be a job that sucks rear end.

Otto von Ruthless posted:

Can someone explain to me how this works? especially the way people get text to appear way outside where it should be?

Tricky D posted:

"I admire its purity." - Josh Duggar regarding his little sister

Jonny 290 posted:

if you really want to pull this sweater string long enough to uproot its filthy little tendrils across the whole of arkansas politics, i will place any number of wagers and/or toxxing on there being at least one dead girl and dozens of other terrified, living victims. maybe not from the duggars themselves, but from the shitbags they lock arms with

i'm pretty numb to it all because i was around it from 1993 to 2014, but i still know its there and hosed up and INSANE

Binary Badger posted:

TLC might punt and make a new show based on two escapees from Jim Bob's compound..

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...ticle-1.2237627

They said whenever the show focused on the next generation, ratings tended to go up.. when it shifted back to the old guard they went back down so this is an evolution of sorts

Casimir Radon posted:

Cowards. Burn it all down and make Rim Job depend fully on right wing welfare. With the family's reputation tarnished I think that will dry up considerably.

Broenheim posted:

thats every politician

Binary Badger posted:

TLC might punt and make a new show based on two escapees from Jim Bob's compound..

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai...ticle-1.2237627

They said whenever the show focused on the next generation, ratings tended to go up.. when it shifted back to the old guard they went back down so this is an evolution of sorts

etalian posted:

I like Palin's trolling, send me money maybe I'll run for president.

Wulfolme posted:

Palin may be the smartest self-serving Republican "politician" around. Put that in your pipe and kill yourself with it.

Top City Homo posted:

goon project.....