Scathach posted:

Hollis Brownsound posted:

Are you loving serious? Is that an actual plotline?

Yawgmoth posted:

SVU is basically all the plots the rejected from the original's first season for being too hosed up.

Clochette posted:

Does anyone remember that episode of SVU where in the beginning a teenaged girl said she was raped and then it turned out her dad was infertile and had been letting black guys bang his wife so he could have a huge family until she had a hysterectomy so her dad used the guys' sperm to impregnate their daughter with a turkey baster?

Kinda reminds me of the Duggars

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Did anyone notice that Rim Job does not have eyebrows?

quote:

"Even though we may not feel like forgiving someone, we must choose to forgive every person who offends us and do it before they ask -- and regardless if they ever do ask."

"The choice to forgive doesn't always free the other person from the consequences of his or her wrong actions, but it frees the forgiver of negative feelings towards the offender. And if we still have feelings of bitterness, the Bible says it's not only to forgive the other person, but also to go a step further and look for ways to bless him or her."
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Did anyone notice that Rim Job does not have eyebrows?

Dammit_Carl! posted:

Sort-of serious question, but when Momma can't make no more babies, is ol' Jimmie "The Wad," Bob going to kick her to the curb and marry someone younger and more fertile?

The quick quip here is that he'll just knock up a kid or two, but what are their rules about divorce and the like?

Krispy Kareem posted:

Krispy Kareem posted:

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Not cancelled yet and is being done by Liberty "University"



http://www.alive.org/speakers/

Jonny 290 posted:

if she has three miscarriages she gets a pillow over the face

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I mean LOOK AT THIS GUY. He looks like an aged infant, like his name should be Georgie and he wears velcro shoes and drools a lot.

Mr. Pumroy posted:

jim bob looks like that triangle mouthed dollfucker

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Funny or Die?

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/82a2f2d61f/the-duggars-respond

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

No conversation about Huckabee can go without mentioning ol dog torturer Dave Huckabee

BrigadierSensible posted:

I have 2 questions about the Quiverfulls, and associated fundies. both are yucky.

1) How do they actually have sex? Considering it is sinful, and impure et al, do they do it old school jewish style through a sheet with a hole? Given the level of repression I can't imagine either of them enjoy it at all, and if they do, propably feel bad for enjoying it. I am too much of a gentleman to mention the gaping maw that is a vagina that has birthed 19 babies in so many years.

2) How does one go a-courting? Where do they meet 'suitable' partners? And how do they even ask each other out if, as I assume, they aren't allowed to associate with members of teh opposite sex? So then when the parents have negotiated a suitable match, and you go on your chaperoned pizza date where you aren't allowed to touch, lets say you don't like the other person. Are you allowed to break up? Do the parents have to do it for you?

The whole lifestyle baffles and confounds me. I truly am unable to understand how they function in modern society. I am also deeply saddened and angered by the abusive, cultish, misogynistic, homophobic, insular madness that they brainwash little kids into.

Dammit_Carl! posted:

Sort-of serious question, but when Momma can't make no more babies, is ol' Jimmie "The Wad," Bob going to kick her to the curb and marry someone younger and more fertile?

The quick quip here is that he'll just knock up a kid or two, but what are their rules about divorce and the like?

Monkey Fracas posted:

real question is will TLC try and spin off something from the show

"Well, creepy child molestation, but ratings"

BrigadierSensible posted:

I have 2 questions about the Quiverfulls, and associated fundies. both are yucky.

1) How do they actually have sex? Considering it is sinful, and impure et al, do they do it old school jewish style through a sheet with a hole? Given the level of repression I can't imagine either of them enjoy it at all, and if they do, propably feel bad for enjoying it. I am too much of a gentleman to mention the gaping maw that is a vagina that has birthed 19 babies in so many years.

2) How does one go a-courting? Where do they meet 'suitable' partners? And how do they even ask each other out if, as I assume, they aren't allowed to associate with members of teh opposite sex? So then when the parents have negotiated a suitable match, and you go on your chaperoned pizza date where you aren't allowed to touch, lets say you don't like the other person. Are you allowed to break up? Do the parents have to do it for you?

The whole lifestyle baffles and confounds me. I truly am unable to understand how they function in modern society. I am also deeply saddened and angered by the abusive, cultish, misogynistic, homophobic, insular madness that they brainwash little kids into.

BrigadierSensible posted:

1) How do they actually have sex? Considering it is sinful, and impure et al, do they do it old school jewish style through a sheet with a hole? Given the level of repression I can't imagine either of them enjoy it at all, and if they do, propably feel bad for enjoying it. I am too much of a gentleman to mention the gaping maw that is a vagina that has birthed 19 babies in so many years.

Jose Oquendo posted:

An untreated and unpunished child molester is dangerous to every child they interact with, it's unfortunate for him (assuming/hoping that he actually stopped) but how else can you handle a situation where someone knowingly covers up serial child molestation than to make it public?


There are two ways to make this argument; one good, one horrible.

The horrible one is an appeal to liberalism that lasts exactly as long as the person being punished belongs to the same subculture or espouses similar beliefs to you. It often presents as a cowardly way of agreeing with whatever the person said/did without having to actually put your name behind it. In this case, I'm willing to believe Kornheiser doesn't actually support child molestation, but perhaps he does support the White Evangelical subculture's tendency to cover up rape and abuse as a matter for the family or church to work out and yet is smart enough to know that he can't say "it's fine if you report molestation to your church elders and keep the cops out of it" without getting fired himself.

The good point is this: since we steadfastly refuse to provide a humane standard of living for the poor in America, and since employees in the majority of fields have little or no power and job security (and increasing automation is likely to do little but exacerbate this trend), our particular historical context means that employers who are empowered to fire for off-the-job behavior are able to exercise almost complete control over the lives of their employees. I think we can, subjectively, see a pretty clear line in between "you were a serial child molester" and "you shoplifted once," but we have to be very careful with how we justify it from a legal and even moral standpoint. We don't want to say "he's a criminal" because 1) criminals are human beings who deserve the chance to rehabilitate and have a good life, 2) it makes no distinction between different crimes, and 3) this guy was never even tried, let alone convicted. Similarly, "he's bad for PR" justifies firing him, but it would also justify firing someone from some jobs if they came out as gay, and I'd like to assume none of us support that.

Of course, we would like to say that people should not be forced to employ someone. The way to split this Gordian knot is to ensure that a job isn't a prerequisite for decent food, a home, transportation, baseline amenities, etc. Plus additionally it would be best to abolish the idea of an employer altogether and institute Full Communism. But until then, it's necessary to be very cautious about what power we're willing to allow bosses to wield against their employees.

Wulfolme posted:

boundless joys of the wiener

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Mr. Pumroy posted:

jim bob ooks like that triangle mouthed dollfucker

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

McStabby posted:

I read somewhere that they wanted to adopt but that won't happen now.

thegalagakid posted:

There's some kind of actual, non-Huckabee-corruptable law in Arkansas I hope that will make sure this shitbag a la extroidnaire won't be able too, right? Now that it's out? I worry that since he hasn't been convicted of anything that the good-ol boy network will hook him up with his choice of employee's for his Aatrek harem.

BrigadierSensible posted:

I have 2 questions about the Quiverfulls, and associated fundies. both are yucky.

1) How do they actually have sex? Considering it is sinful, and impure et al, do they do it old school jewish style through a sheet with a hole? Given the level of repression I can't imagine either of them enjoy it at all, and if they do, propably feel bad for enjoying it. I am too much of a gentleman to mention the gaping maw that is a vagina that has birthed 19 babies in so many years.

2) How does one go a-courting? Where do they meet 'suitable' partners? And how do they even ask each other out if, as I assume, they aren't allowed to associate with members of teh opposite sex? So then when the parents have negotiated a suitable match, and you go on your chaperoned pizza date where you aren't allowed to touch, lets say you don't like the other person. Are you allowed to break up? Do the parents have to do it for you?

The whole lifestyle baffles and confounds me. I truly am unable to understand how they function in modern society. I am also deeply saddened and angered by the abusive, cultish, misogynistic, homophobic, insular madness that they brainwash little kids into.