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Part of Everything
Feb 1, 2005

He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study

Jumbo Boob

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platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.


The little people are the most normal people on TLC

I say this with confidence without ever watching a single one of their shows.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[ASK] me about OS/2 WARP




Rupert Buttermilk posted:

How can people seriously do this and not think that their life is hosed up?

because their life isn't "hosed up." Jim Bob and Michelle's life is great. They get TV appearances, airfare, church buses, pallets of food, free houses, free movie tickets, free hot dogs, minor political appointments, speeches to pro-life groups. Jim Bob gets to violate Michelle's personal space on the reg, in public, to prove that they're 'normal' and 'in love' and 'have normal adult lives' and all his buddies think he has super sperm.

Their kids' life is hosed up and lovely, but they themselves are doing just fine. Well, until this year. they're echo chambered so hard that they will not waver from this lifestyle until they are dead.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien


Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007




My face when reading this thread.

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.


duggar me timbers

Dick Fagballzson
Sep 29, 2005

by R. Dieovich


Was anyone actually surprised by this? When rednecks belong to a cult with bizarre 19th century ideas about sex and reproduction, there's bound to be some creepy rape and incest stuff going on. See also fundamentalist Mormons.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




If these are true...holy poo poo


quote:

My cousins husband used to work at the Duggar production as well. He has many, many, stories about this family, but one that particularly strikes me as terrible is when one of the older Duggar Boys was caught playing with himself. He said that one of his brothers had told on him for being in the bathroom for a few hours one night, worried that he was sick. Well to see if he really was, Jim Bob walked in. He caught him doing it, and on one of the days the cameras were filming. Jim bobs screams made the crew run to where they were filming. Immediately they asked him what was wrong. All Jim Could reply was idle hands are the devils playthings. Apparently, the whole next day he was supposed to do chores around the house. But, Jim Bob had tied his hands together so that doing anything was nearly impossible. ...

quote:

When I spoke with Josh as a teen, I was struck by the person I saw beneath the obnoxiously outspoken persona that he parades around with. He was fiercely intelligent, weak, hurt, ambitious, and sincere. He also had tight control over his image for a teenlikely a result of living in the limelight for years. ...

Nobody told me that he was guilty of sexual molestation. I do remember that he was caught for pornography and being sent away for rehabilitation when he was 17 or so. If people look back to when Josh was bald on the show, it was because he was being rehabilitated. The head-shaving was part of the shaming process. I remember thinking that everyone was overreacting. When Josh returned from his porn rehab, he was brought before the church. After Josh gave his testimony, his sisters came up and hugged him and I remember seeing huge, confused tears streaming down their faces. I remember being confused about why they seemed to take it so personally.

Now it makes more sense.

When the confession letter was found in the book and the Oprah incident happened, I remember there being a lot of panic in the camp. Being a teen, I wasnt told the details. A friend of mine told me that he thought he overheard Josh had touched a girl inappropriately. We thought that maybe it was a weird consensual teen fling at a family camp event or something. When there were rumors of lawyers and police, I started thinking that something more serious was going on. I began to feel weird about the whole family and started drifting away from that circle as I got older. Years later I found the postings in the online forums about Josh and his sisters and heard that he was heading up the FRC. And I also learned how much money and power the Duggars were accumulating from the show. The whole thing made me sick. It was out of control. ...


quote:

I worked at a pseudo fancy Italian chain that the Duggar family likes to frequent and waited on them many times. Sometimes the whole family, sometimes Cousin Amy and her mother were along, sometimes just the boys came in.

One time it was just the parents, the eldest girl and the youngest (at the time) baby. They were with another man and he and Jim Bob were talking about taking another run for office. Michelle was sitting quietly, while the older daughter took complete care of the infant as if it was her own.

Each time I waited on them, the children were all, including Josh, very polite and caused no problems. However Jim Bob never once talked to me. He would give me a nasty look, then tell Michelle what he would like to eat. She would then relay his order, which I had just heard, to me. I checked with other servers, and the females all were treated the same way by Jim Bob. He would give his order to male servers himself. He is also a horrendous tipper, averaging around 5 percent after asking to have the gratuity removed from his bill.


quote:

Weird little story. Met them at a book signing in TN maybe a year or two ago. Was wearing a t-shirt with a t-rex on it. The line moved at a pretty quick pace, but when I went through one of the boys (a teenager) asked me why I had dragons on my clothes.

http://defamer.gawker.com/jim-bobs-punishment-for-masturbators-crazy-duggar-tale-1707675683

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!


Grimey Drawer

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rich white faglord
May 13, 2015

by Ralp


It happened years ago and he has already apologized for it.

Lena DERP-HAM admits to molesting her sister in her book as well as falsifying rape claims, yet she still has a television show

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
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Darkman Fanpage posted:

nobody living in vegas is normal

More normal than Lehi, Utah.

XMNN posted:

lol i just looked this up and now i cant stop reading wikipedia articles about all the hosed up mormon sects hiding out in the deserts

Tons of these guys live in western Canada too. Check it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bountiful,_British_Columbia

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE


rich white faglord posted:

It happened years ago and he has already apologized for it.

Lena DERP-HAM admits to molesting her sister in her book as well as falsifying rape claims, yet she still has a television show

yeah dude. he said he was f*ckin sorry. people just need to chill. HE SAUD HE WAS SORRY

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Weird little story. Met them at a book signing in TN maybe a year or two ago. Was wearing a t-shirt with a t-rex on it. The line moved at a pretty quick pace, but when I went through one of the boys (a teenager) asked me why I had dragons on my clothes.

that's kinda until you realise that the teenager was probably thinking about the best way to molest the dragon.

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic



lorn Wayne posted:

that's kinda until you realise that the teenager was probably thinking about the best way to molest the dragon.

Or he was thinking Mr Ice Cream was wearing pagan clothing from the devil.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



lorn Wayne posted:

that's kinda until you realise that the teenager was probably thinking about the best way to molest the dragon.

also maybe they didn't recognize it because they believe that dinosaurs are a deception by the devil

rich white faglord
May 13, 2015

by Ralp


Peebla posted:

yeah dude. he said he was f*ckin sorry. people just need to chill. HE SAUD HE WAS SORRY

Lena didnt even say she was sorry she just said she didnt do anything wrong, at least he admits he was wrong and suck out council

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



can you imagine how much it must suck to be a kid and not being able to admire dinosaurs?

also the molestation stuff

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Lena Dunham was 7

Josh was 14

Many psychologists came out saying it was not child abuse

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 19:47 on May 29, 2015

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Lena Dunham was 7

Josh was 14

They weren't related to Lena was safe.

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien


Mr. Pumroy posted:

can you imagine how much it must suck to be a kid and not being able to admire dinosaurs?

also the molestation stuff

Imagine never being allowed to have a dinosaur phase as a kid.

big business man
Sep 30, 2012



rich white faglord posted:

Lena didnt even say she was sorry she just said she didnt do anything wrong, at least he admits he was wrong and suck out council

i know gbs has an unhealthy obsession with Lena Dunham but youre a literal retard if you conflate what a 7 year old girl did in that situation vs. what a 14 year old boy did (multiple times to multiple different people on multiple occasions) in Josh Duggars situation

h. t. h.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien


My fave dinosaur is the Liopleurodon, although it is technically a plesiosaur

rich white faglord
May 13, 2015

by Ralp


this_is_hard posted:

i know gbs has an unhealthy obsession with Lena Dunham but youre a literal retard if you conflate what a 7 year old girl did in that situation vs. what a 14 year old boy did (multiple times to multiple different people on multiple occasions) in Josh Duggars situation

h. t. h.

*closes eyes and sticks fingers in ears* LALALALALALA ITS DIFFERENT ITS DIFFERENT LALALALALALA

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012



if the first story is true that kid sucks at cranking it. a few hours? what was he doing? tantric masturbation?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

an A+ poster (:

ayy lmao

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"



rich white faglord posted:

*closes eyes and sticks fingers in ears* LALALALALALA ITS DIFFERENT ITS DIFFERENT LALALALALALA

u are very bad

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien


I hope it turns out that dinosaurs had feathers, and that t-Rex was just a giant loving chicken

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Imagine never being allowed to have a dinosaur phase as a kid.

Imagine not being allowed to masturbate as a teenager. Learning how to romance my nethers, and the subsequent euphoria, is one of my fondest early-teenage memories.

I can honestly say masturbation helped make me a more well-rounded individual. There are probably studies on the efficacy of masturbation as a means to weathering the tempest that is puberty.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

its a hogspiracy

rich white faglord posted:

*closes eyes and sticks fingers in ears* LALALALALALA ITS DIFFERENT ITS DIFFERENT LALALALALALA

it must suck to rereg and still be failt utterly at trolling even with a new persona

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Lena Dunham was 7

Josh was 14

Many psychologists came out saying it was not child abuse
It means she's a loving weirdo who deserves to be shunned though.

Oh, Dennis Hastert got caught paying hush money to some guy he may have had a sexual relationship with in the past. Being that he was a teacher that man perhaps was underage when this happened. When will Huckabee come out to defend him?

Casimir Radon fucked around with this message at 20:10 on May 29, 2015

rich white faglord
May 13, 2015

by Ralp


Casimir Radon posted:

It means she's a loving weirdo who deserves to be shunned though.


I'm not saying not to shun the Duggar boy I guess so much as why dont you take a look at todays society and how a liberal womyn is forgiven and defended for commiting the same crime as a conservative man who is vilified

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Jim Bob

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien


I remember when Hillary Clinton vehemently defended Lena du ham before spreading her wings and plucking a small pigeon out of the air with her talons

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007




Jesus, white people are hosed up.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien


jim bob

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




rich white faglord posted:

I'm not saying not to shun the Duggar boy I guess so much as why dont you take a look at todays society and how a liberal womyn is forgiven and defended for commiting the same crime as a conservative man who is vilified

You are right wing parody right?

Josh molested sisters who were as young as 4-5 when he was 14 years old
Lena looked at her sisters vagina when she was 7

HUGE difference

Ruddha
Jan 21, 2006

when you realize how cool and retarded everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky

lena also got horny at 17 masturbating in bed with her child sister

Dammit_Carl!
Mar 5, 2013


bib jom

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Inside Out Mom
Jan 9, 2004

Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet

Casimir Radon posted:


Oh, Dennis Hastert got caught paying hush money to some guy he may have had a sexual relationship with in the past. Being that he was a teacher that man perhaps was underage when this happened. When will Fuckabee come out to defend him?

LMAO really? Link please.

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