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Boo This Man
Mar 25, 2008



The White Dragon posted:

they're taught that this feeling is called "sin"

Idle hands are the tools of the devil.

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EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien


Jim bobs university

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013



Jim Boba Fett

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013



J.R. "Bob" Duggar

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading


I ran the numbers, and it turns out that 100% of insular religious organizations that shield their members from the outside world are actually elaborate ruses to rape children

Whatev fucked around with this message at 23:45 on May 31, 2015

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading


I can't help but beam when I think of my little Susie one day growing up to be some insidious dicked boy-man's miserable gently caress doll baby factory

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

I wonder if they are on actual IRL welfare as well

Syntax Erin
Jan 1, 2012



Whatev posted:

I ran the numbers, and it turns out that 100% of insular religious organizations that shield their members from the outside world are actually elaborate ruses to rape children

That includes FOOTBAAAAWWW

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009


Wait why isn't it missionary Roberts university

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

Rocketways drifter




Jimbob Diddlepants cucked by his own son.

What a world we live in.

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.


Eonwe posted:

I wonder if they are on actual IRL welfare as well

The FLDS women were

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Eonwe posted:

I wonder if they are on actual IRL welfare as well

yeah, FLDS women are because only one of them is actually legally married to the guy, so all the extra wives are classified as unwed mothers with a shitload of kids

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."





GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop


Jimbert Bobames.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

i cant believe how easy it is to start a cult

you just memorize the bible and focus an obscure passage disproportionally outside its actual relevance and make huge logical leaps in a loud certain voice

the key is to be really extreme about your views basically the more certain you are the more followers you gather

now keep in mind that the followers are a trickle but you are casting a wide enough net to catch as many people as you can

then you start stratification

in cults its important to stratify and filter

you gotta filter out as many people as possible and cast another net

finally after enough schisms you will have a core of true believers

about 100 people

this is your economic base to milk for money, rape, abuse, and treat as chattel

congrats on your new cult

grow it in size and try really hard to segment it and isolate it

make sure you keep the women to yourself and the men are sent to paramilitary brainwashing camps

keep it going and then move the whole cult to a small rural state and try to take over local politics

you are soon on your way to success

god bless

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

join ur paramilitary cult

http://www.alertacademy.com/iaa/

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are precious


Sid Meier's "Cults" coming to PC in 2016.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



Lazy_Liberal posted:

Sid Meier's "Cults" coming to PC in 2016.

what would tech tree look like?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




etalian posted:

what would tech tree look like?

It stops somewhere in the 1800s

TNG
Jan 4, 2001

by Lowtax


BCE

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties


Fight Sharia Law, Deport the Duggars.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

etalian posted:

what would tech tree look like?

logical doublespeak

indoctrination

tantalizing taboos

love bombing

shunning

rural bondage

child rape

TNG
Jan 4, 2001

by Lowtax


But really, what sort of future are they setting their children up for? The education they push only teaches things like proper victim behaviors, any sort of scientific progress made in the last 300 years is all lies and devilry, what sort of clothing on women is sinful, and that any critical thinking and opposition to the head of the family will cause you to go to hell. I don't see any development of life or job skills, encouragement to go into fields not related to spreading of their particular brand of ignorance, or generally anything of the sort that would make any of them employable or otherwise useful outside the compound.

Even with the gutting of our education system, the Duggars and their ilk are more so disadvantaged since anything involving not being a professional politician, a brood mare, a used car salesman, or physical laborer is not even on the menu. Jim Bob is going to die, and gormless emotional cripple Josh is going to take over and what then? I highly doubt that the Duggar boys are going to start or be involved in any career that would pay a decent wage. Trying to take over Arkansas, Tennessee, and Colorado are nice and everything, but the real world has technical and professional obstacles that their educations will not prepare them for in the slightest.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012


bonestructure posted:

No doubt for similar underlying reasons.

There's actually some pretty compelling evidence that most egregious quotes attributed to Paul regarding women and sexuality in his letters (including Duggar favorite 1 Corinthians 14:34) were forgeries added after Paul's death by a backlash movement toward conservatism within the early Christian church, one that wanted to walk back the enormous challenges that Jesus' teachings posed to the social status quo. Those bits do certainly directly conflict with other Pauline writings like Galatians 3:28 ("There is neither Jew nor Greek: there is neither bond nor free: there is neither male nor female. For you are all one in Christ Jesus") enough for it be a believable supposition. Turns out that telling rich people that they ought to share their wealth with poor people, men that they ought to treat women like equals, and high-status people that they ought to be friends with slaves, whores, and beggars is not a good way to be generally popular! At least not unless you present all that poo poo as strictly optional compared to regular church attendance and tithing, which is what Christian fundamentalism has done. It's amazing seeing someone re-interpret "not through works alone" as "gently caress you, got mine" with a perfectly straight face.

But what you're suggesting sounds dangerously like socialism, and if there's anything the old conservatives left over from the Red Scare of the cold war have taught me, it's that socialism is communism and communism is evil

Lord of Pie posted:

Boba Jim is gonna have to go full fundie Mormon if he wants to have enough kids to vote him into public office.

I mean, he might as well, they're already halfway there with the welfare queening and the child molestation.

e: Also, the governor before Huckabee was Jim Guy Tucker so I guess people at the time they were born were obsessed somehow with Jim *** names

Well, when you live in an area where is a thing, yeah, Jim X names will be rife

SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Jun 1, 2015

Cabrini-Green Tea
Aug 20, 2009

wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'

Bobe

TNG
Jan 4, 2001

by Lowtax


SocketWrench posted:


Well, when you live in an area where is a thing, yeah, Jim X names will be rife

Too bad the Duggars couldn't live in the even deeper south and adopt some of their more charming linguistic naming affectations.

Josh could have been T Jim Bob Duggar.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012


TNG posted:

But really, what sort of future are they setting their children up for? The education they push only teaches things like proper victim behaviors, any sort of scientific progress made in the last 300 years is all lies and devilry, what sort of clothing on women is sinful, and that any critical thinking and opposition to the head of the family will cause you to go to hell. I don't see any development of life or job skills, encouragement to go into fields not related to spreading of their particular brand of ignorance, or generally anything of the sort that would make any of them employable or otherwise useful outside the compound.

Even with the gutting of our education system, the Duggars and their ilk are more so disadvantaged since anything involving not being a professional politician, a brood mare, a used car salesman, or physical laborer is not even on the menu. Jim Bob is going to die, and gormless emotional cripple Josh is going to take over and what then? I highly doubt that the Duggar boys are going to start or be involved in any career that would pay a decent wage. Trying to take over Arkansas, Tennessee, and Colorado are nice and everything, but the real world has technical and professional obstacles that their educations will not prepare them for in the slightest.

I think part of that is that many of these fuckwits that are deeply religious in the christian faith believe that the world will end in their lifetime. Thus there's no real reason to worry about a future, especially one built on facts from a godless reality.
I honestly believe that they figure the whole family can just continue growing and living off the same poo poo they have because thanks to a world where people are obsessed over poo poo storms like the Duggars, they'll always have support to encourage them rather than have reality come knocking and show them that raising an army of retarded, socially inept, inbred, unprepared for life kids is simply impossible to sustain.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle



funny or die is in for blood too...

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/82...duggars-respond

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




They're gonna feel really awkward when the rapture comes around and it turns out the mark of the beast is not having eyebrows and using three cans of Aqua Net a day.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014



quote:

Pauline

But I thought the Duggars weren't accepting of transgender people?

Boo This Man posted:

Idle hands are the tools of the devil.

That's why I'm always furiously masturbating with both.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.


What is Aqua net?

edit nvm I can just google it

TNG
Jan 4, 2001

by Lowtax


The wonder spray that can make real living human hair look like legoman hair.

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading


TNG posted:

But really, what sort of future are they setting their children up for? The education they push only teaches things like proper victim behaviors, any sort of scientific progress made in the last 300 years is all lies and devilry, what sort of clothing on women is sinful, and that any critical thinking and opposition to the head of the family will cause you to go to hell. I don't see any development of life or job skills, encouragement to go into fields not related to spreading of their particular brand of ignorance, or generally anything of the sort that would make any of them employable or otherwise useful outside the compound.

Even with the gutting of our education system, the Duggars and their ilk are more so disadvantaged since anything involving not being a professional politician, a brood mare, a used car salesman, or physical laborer is not even on the menu. Jim Bob is going to die, and gormless emotional cripple Josh is going to take over and what then? I highly doubt that the Duggar boys are going to start or be involved in any career that would pay a decent wage. Trying to take over Arkansas, Tennessee, and Colorado are nice and everything, but the real world has technical and professional obstacles that their educations will not prepare them for in the slightest.

when a family is as wealthy and well connected as the Duggars, it's pretty loving tough for the kids to not end up in pretty cushy spots. even if the lot of them are functionally retarded thanks to their upbringing

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading


Like you really think Huckabee and the other pieces of trash defending this brood aren't gonna know industry fellas who could use a hardworking Christian man who is woefully underqualified but shucks it ain't about fancy education it's about character

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

It'll be like how the entire government of Saudi Arabia is staffed by people that are like 4th cousin or less to the king because all the powerful men had 6 wives and 50 children each for centuries. They have enough family members that they don't have to hire anything else.

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading


WATCH OUT JIM BOB

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Whatev posted:

Like you really think Huckabee and the other pieces of trash defending this brood aren't gonna know industry fellas who could use a hardworking Christian man who is woefully underqualified but shucks it ain't about fancy education it's about character

aw shucks mister huchabee i dont mind working 12 hours a day of honest labor for some honest pay

i reckon now i am gonna go home and make love to muh sweet underage daughter

god bless

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy


i really hope that woman's eyes don't look like that all the rest of the time cuz drat

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You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


Amarcarts posted:

What is Aqua net?

edit nvm I can just google it

If you were around in the 1980s, it's what the decade smelled like: flammable chlorofluorocarbons.

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