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Whatev posted:when a family is as wealthy and well connected as the Duggars, it's pretty loving tough for the kids to not end up in pretty cushy spots. even if the lot of them are functionally retarded thanks to their upbringing http://defamer.gawker.com/jim-bobs-...tale-1707675683 quote:Finally: a short anecdote from someone who met the family at a book signing.
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Didn't it say somewhere that they're taught that dinosaurs were the "dragons" in the Bible? I don't know I didn't read the whole loving Bible.
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You Are A Elf posted:If you were around in the 1980s, it's what the decade smelled like: flammable chlorofluorocarbons. Lol
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Whatev posted:Like you really think Huckabee and the other pieces of trash defending this brood aren't gonna know industry fellas who could use a hardworking Christian man who is woefully underqualified but shucks it ain't about fancy education it's about character Eh, maybe. But Jim Bob isn't going to live forever and Josh is political poison. Publicly "supporting" them is one thing, actively propping up an admitted child molester and 18 of his idiotic brothers and brother in-laws might be a bridge too far. I mean lord, of the husbands that have married the Duggar girls, one's a Wal-mart employee and the other is an unemployed dingus who mostly does Gothardism preaching. Thinking of it another way, a loving hate group fired Josh...I mean asked Josh to step down...I mean he resigned with honor due to current circumstances. TNG fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Jun 1, 2015 |
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You Are A Elf posted:If you were around in the 1980s, it's what the decade smelled like: flammable chlorofluorocarbons. Really? I thought it smelled like cocaine.
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Goobish posted:Didn't it say somewhere that they're taught that dinosaurs were the "dragons" in the Bible? I don't know I didn't read the whole loving Bible. There's an episode of their show where they go to a creationism museum. The crew laugh about it and rip on the museum over the credits.
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TNG posted:Eh, maybe. But Jim Bob isn't going to live forever and Josh is political poison. Publicly "supporting" them is one thing, actively propping up an admitted child molester and 18 of his idiotic brothers and brother in-laws might be a bridge too far. I think the christian patriarcy movement is better at creating good, submissive housewives and stay at home daughters than it is at producing God fearing but functional and high earning christian men. There are a lot of single women in the movement waiting for husbands, apparently, because there are so few men who meet the religious standards for the society and at the same time are successful enough to support a giant family
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TNG posted:But really, what sort of future are they setting their children up for? The education they push only teaches things like proper victim behaviors, any sort of scientific progress made in the last 300 years is all lies and devilry, what sort of clothing on women is sinful, and that any critical thinking and opposition to the head of the family will cause you to go to hell. I don't see any development of life or job skills, encouragement to go into fields not related to spreading of their particular brand of ignorance, or generally anything of the sort that would make any of them employable or otherwise useful outside the compound. One of the older boys is a cop. true story.
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TNG posted:the other is an unemployed dingus who mostly does Gothardism preaching. But he's obviously going places, he just graduated from community college with an AA in political science!  Can you imagine being in class with him? It was probably a real life version of God's Not Dead, starring Mr. Jessa Duggar as That Guy.
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TNG posted:Eh, maybe. But Jim Bob isn't going to live forever and Josh is political poison. Publicly "supporting" them is one thing, actively propping up an admitted child molester and 18 of his idiotic brothers and brother in-laws might be a bridge too far. The girls will, of course, get the short end of the stick, since they are not allowed to work and are only allowed to marry within their cult. Which means their husband pool consists of dumb broke rear end idiots looking for a wife to be their mommy.
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Crusty Nutsack posted:One of the older boys is a cop. true story. John David is so totally going to turn out to be a serial killer.
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Goobish posted:Didn't it say somewhere that they're taught that dinosaurs were the "dragons" in the Bible? I don't know I didn't read the whole loving Bible. That and the monster described earlier on with a tail like a tree and all that poo poo. It's their excuse to claim dinosaurs existed with man, hence you get this bullshit;  And all the facts, evidence and science that says that's bullshit is just made up lies and satan's influence/god planting tests to lead the weak astray. You know, because an all powerful super deity that created you to be and act a certain way doesn't know how you act or what you are...you know, aside from giving a poo poo what a bunch of peons think of him at all times. I actually joked with a friend once that someday far in the future if creationism doesn't survive the times, people are gonna find some holed up copy of it from our time along with a copy of Jurassic Park somewhere and think "Look what these dumb fucks believed" SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Jun 1, 2015 |
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Goobish posted:Didn't it say somewhere that they're taught that dinosaurs were the "dragons" in the Bible? I don't know I didn't read the whole loving Bible. Close. Leviathan=dinosaurs to these people Fun fact, leviathan's behavior (thrashing tail) actually closely aligns with the Nile Crocodile which was a lot bigger and more wide-spread in those days. Behemoth was probably an auroch (ancestral wild cattle). Fundies of course ignore their existence and say they're proof that humans and dinosaurs lived together Of course humans an dinosaurs DO live together because birds ARE dinosaurs and gently caress Jurassic Park for not giving them feathers but fundies like everyone else refuse to believe that
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TNG posted:But really, what sort of future are they setting their children up for? The education they push only teaches things like proper victim behaviors, any sort of scientific progress made in the last 300 years is all lies and devilry, what sort of clothing on women is sinful, and that any critical thinking and opposition to the head of the family will cause you to go to hell. I don't see any development of life or job skills, encouragement to go into fields not related to spreading of their particular brand of ignorance, or generally anything of the sort that would make any of them employable or otherwise useful outside the compound. read the hand maidens tale
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katlington posted:read the hand maidens tale I hope it's like that without all the sex stuff and oppression and we can just skip straight to Fundamentalism being a historical curiosity.
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A still shot from the Duggar's sex tape.
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Say Nothing posted:A still shot from the Duggar's sex tape. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZNZYOQ_tt8
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Say Nothing posted:A still shot from the Duggar's sex tape. 
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Say Nothing posted:A still shot from the Duggar's sex tape. 
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Say Nothing posted:A still shot from the Duggar's sex tape. lmao lmao
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platedlizard posted:Close. Leviathan=dinosaurs to these people Saltwaters get to 20 feet in the present day. Those fuckers could give a lot of real dinosaurs a run for their loving money, no poo poo old stories would have them as the horrible monsters of doom.
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Jim Bob, more like Jim Boob
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Top City Homo posted:i cant believe how easy it is to start a cult can i join your cult, bro
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Wulfolme posted:Saltwaters get to 20 feet in the present day. Those fuckers could give a lot of real dinosaurs a run for their loving money, no poo poo old stories would have them as the horrible monsters of doom. also, they have been known to use chainsaws - a fact that would have scared the ancients seeing as how they were not familiar with such a tool. 
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etalian posted:what would tech tree look like?
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Grey Fox posted:like the family tree: it doesn't fork lol
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lol im legit Billy at the end there you see it took me a while to get it
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Minimalist Program posted:can i join your cult, bro like fish in a barrel
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if there isnt a mixed drink called a jim bob there should be
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Darkman Fanpage posted:if there isnt a mixed drink called a jim bob there should be Water plus roofie
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Blizzy_Cow posted:Kool-aid plus roofie
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Blizzy_Cow posted:Sacramental wine plus roofie
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