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Like their internet isn't limited to 3 religious sites that look like the Space Jam website.
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bobjr posted:Like their internet isn't limited to 3 religious sites that look like the Space Jam website. Bob Jr, you of all people should not be posting in this thread. You should be ashamed of yourself. Those little girls... you ruined their life...
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Jun 3, 2015 19:44
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bobjr posted:Like their internet isn't limited to 3 religious sites that look like the Space Jam website. quote:How to protect your kids from inappropriate content on the web. (Hint: Be sure to deny access to search engines!) From A Love That Multiplies: An Up-Close View of How They Make it Work. http://www.tipsonlifeandlove.com/parenting/the-duggar-familys-internet-safety-tips-for-kids
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Jun 3, 2015 20:25
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Congratulations to Intouch Weekly for proving that tabloids can have some function in our society. The rest of the media has been far too lazy in investigating this. Now there's even more bad stuff for Megyn Kelly to try to gloss over tonight.
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Jun 3, 2015 20:29
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Michelle Duggar wrote about it jesus christ I was going to say "they're going to go beat it at the library like a hobo" but I imagine the kids never get out from surveillance at all do they
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Jun 3, 2015 20:38
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can you imagine never being able to wack off
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Jun 3, 2015 20:41
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Michelle Duggar wrote about it hahahaah how much you wanna bet that 'removing safari' was just deleting it from the home screen jim bob and all the kids are jerkin it in bathroom stalls, then deleting the icon again
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Jun 3, 2015 20:42
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Maybe they are old fashioned and finding mag drops from the porn fairy. Can you imagine what a magical and whimsical world they just live in
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Jun 3, 2015 20:47
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Alan Smithee posted:Maybe they are old fashioned and finding mag drops from the porn fairy. Can you imagine what a magical and whimsical world they just live in right, right maybe a cache of old sears catalogs, all the boys have a mysterious fetish for 80s lingerie also I wonder how tech smart some of the mid/younger ones are, like it usually isn't too hard to outsmart parental lock systems, but I imagine they're probably kept tech-stupid on purpose because satan
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Jun 3, 2015 20:55
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bitcoin bastard posted:hahahaah how much you wanna bet that 'removing safari' was just deleting it from the home screen From Gawker posted awhile back quote:My cousins husband used to work at the Duggar production as well. He has many, many, stories about this family, but one that particularly strikes me as terrible is when one of the older Duggar Boys was caught playing with himself. He said that one of his brothers had told on him for being in the bathroom for a few hours one night, worried that he was sick. Well to see if he really was, Jim Bob walked in. He caught him doing it, and on one of the day’s the cameras were filming. Jim bobs screams made the crew run to where they were filming. Immediately they asked him what was wrong. All Jim Could reply was “idle hands are the devils playthings.” Apparently, the whole next day he was supposed to do chores around the house. But, Jim Bob had tied his hands together so that doing anything was nearly impossible. http://defamer.gawker.com/jim-bobs-...dium=socialflow
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Jun 3, 2015 20:57
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bitcoin bastard posted:hahahaah how much you wanna bet that 'removing safari' was just deleting it from the home screen Yeah, you can't remove Safari from an iPhone. She just put it in a folder called Nike. Alan Smithee posted:Maybe they are old fashioned and finding mag drops from the porn fairy. Can you imagine what a magical and whimsical world they just live in If anyplace still has woods porn its Arkansas.
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Jun 3, 2015 20:58
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no wackin it = Hell House
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Jun 3, 2015 20:58
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What do you think are some of the approved sites aside from ones mentioned? Also I bet Intouch weekly is not on that list
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Jun 3, 2015 20:59
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Yeah who could say what kind of weird hosed up poo poo a teenage boy who couldn't jerk off might resort to
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Jun 3, 2015 21:02
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Gumdrop Larry posted:Yeah who could say what kind of weird hosed up poo poo a teenage boy who couldn't jerk off might resort to freedom to whack it should be one of the basic freedoms
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Jun 3, 2015 21:17
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Of course Jim Bob doesn't have to whack it, he can just ask his wife for sex and she has to give it to him, because that's the hosed up poo poo they believe. I'm guessing he's not a particularly considerate lover, either.
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Jun 3, 2015 21:19
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Northwest Arkansas went republican way before the rest of the state did so lol if you think there's still a public library for them to whack it at up there.
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Jun 3, 2015 21:22
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Monkey Fracas posted:can you imagine never being able to wack off pff, this is what siblings are for bitcoin bastard posted:hahahaah how much you wanna bet that 'removing safari' was just deleting it from the home screen delete safari... ... install chrome 
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Jun 3, 2015 21:29
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Monkey Fracas posted:can you imagine never being able to wack off You know what they say when someone closes the door God opens a window.....to the little girls room
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Jun 3, 2015 21:32
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quote:He said that one of his brothers had told on him for being in the bathroom for a few hours one night, worried that he was sick. Well to see if he really was, Jim Bob walked in. He caught him doing it, i bet that kid was so clueless about sex that he had no idea how to finish off. like once yhour brothers are knocking on the door asking whats up youd want to hurry up and stop drawing attention to yoruself imagine how hosed up and backward the jimbob duggars are that their own kids cant even figure out instinctual biological poo poo
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Jun 3, 2015 21:35
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Reminds me of an episode of Roseanne, when DJ has been in the bathroom for an hour. Darlene: "Trust me. He goes in that room cause it's the only one with a lock on it, and he's in there for like an hour at a time; which either means he's really, really good at it... or really, really bad at it." Dan Conner: "Aw, God!" Roseanne: "Well I don't want you to give him any grief about this, ya know, cause you could traumatize him and turn him into a serial killer, or something." Darlene: "Well don't worry. How much damage could he do with only one free hand?" So...so much damage.
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Jun 3, 2015 21:39
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Code Jockey posted:jesus christ Alan Smithee posted:Maybe they are old fashioned and finding mag drops from the porn fairy. Can you imagine what a magical and whimsical world they just live in
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Jun 3, 2015 21:44
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Casimir Radon posted:If they go a library they might learn something that conflicts with their biblical worldview, then it's all over. What if some wires got crossed and the kids started getting aroused by Bill Nye? No man or woman, gay or straight, deserves that.
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Jun 3, 2015 21:50
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PT6A posted:Of course Jim Bob doesn't have to whack it, he can just ask his wife for sex and she has to give it to him, because that's the hosed up poo poo they believe. and he's got a 19 other receptacles to choose from too!
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Jun 3, 2015 21:51
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cumshitter posted:i bet that kid was so clueless about sex that he had no idea how to finish off. like once yhour brothers are knocking on the door asking whats up youd want to hurry up and stop drawing attention to yoruself I imagine the kid had a strong intuitive idea of what to do. And his brain is telling him to touch it, but when his hand gets close he freaks out like he's about to touch a very hot pan or something. Mix varying amounts of shame and fear in there, too. Repeat for an hour. It would be an hilarious image if it wasn't so crushingly sad. All those kids are inmates in Jim Bob's super-max prison.
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Jun 3, 2015 21:51
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lol though that they're so scared of somebody besides dad getting off in that house that taking a poo poo is a spectator sport
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Jun 3, 2015 21:59
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thrawn527 posted:Reminds me of an episode of Roseanne, when DJ has been in the bathroom for an hour. I heard he got caught playing with his instrument in band class.
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Jun 3, 2015 22:03
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cumshitter posted:i bet that kid was so clueless about sex that he had no idea how to finish off. like once yhour brothers are knocking on the door asking whats up youd want to hurry up and stop drawing attention to yoruself
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Jun 3, 2015 22:10
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PT6A posted:What if some wires got crossed and the kids started getting aroused by Bill Nye? No man or woman, gay or straight, deserves that.  Khorne posted:he probably just jerked it a bunch of times
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Jun 3, 2015 22:22
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Safari has a private browsing mode lol
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Jun 3, 2015 22:31
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Michelle Duggar wrote about it edit: and again, the duggars are definitely the sort of people who are deathly afraid of islamic fundamentalism
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Jun 3, 2015 22:32
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Hazo posted:pro tip: any lifestyle guide that involves the words "deny access to" is going to be super hosed up and wrong.
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Jun 3, 2015 22:35
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PT6A posted:What if some wires got crossed and the kids started getting aroused by Bill Nye? No man or woman, gay or straight, deserves that. you grab the bunsen burner; I'll put on this cosmic bow tie
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Jun 3, 2015 22:36
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yeahhhhh them boys jerking, sorry mom
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Jun 3, 2015 22:37
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also lol that only the boys and jim bob jim bob are mentioned when it comes to porno.. those girls are wrist deep in their vags
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Jun 3, 2015 22:39
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you irl posted:also lol that only the boys and jim bob jim bob are mentioned when it comes to porno.. josh is wrist deep in their vags ftfy
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Jun 3, 2015 22:42
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Megyn Kelly will also be interviewing victims, Jill and Jessa. I'm sure Rim Job prepped them by explaining that the FOIA requests are far greater crimes than what Josh did to them. Potentially this new information could be used to hammer on any remaining sponsors until they drop out.
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Jun 3, 2015 23:03
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Casimir Radon posted:Megyn Kelly will also be interviewing victims, Jill and Jessa. I'm sure Rim Job prepped them by explaining that the FOIA requests are far greater crimes than what Josh did to them. Potentially this new information could be used to hammer on any remaining sponsors until they drop out. I hope this buries Jim Bob, Michelle and Josh
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Michelle Duggar wrote about it Wtf? Each day brings me new information concerning just how cynical and contradictory their behavior is. If one's lifestyle is the true and righteous path, it should hold up under intense scrutiny. Theirs is so brittle as to be threatened by mere access to information. PT6A posted:Of course Jim Bob doesn't have to whack it, he can just ask his wife for sex and she has to give it to him, because that's the hosed up poo poo they believe. See: When the Duggars were whitebread daggering on the putt putt course. Jim Bob does what he wants, when he wants. It's worse when the cameras aren't around. Toadvine fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Jun 3, 2015 |
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So now it's come out that Josh was not 14, he was 15 http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/josh-duggar-chilling-molestation-confession-in-new-police-report-59752
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