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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.



Like their internet isn't limited to 3 religious sites that look like the Space Jam website.

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

by Reene


bobjr posted:

Like their internet isn't limited to 3 religious sites that look like the Space Jam website.

Bob Jr, you of all people should not be posting in this thread. You should be ashamed of yourself. Those little girls... you ruined their life...

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."





bobjr posted:

Like their internet isn't limited to 3 religious sites that look like the Space Jam website.
Michelle Duggar wrote about it


quote:

How to protect your kids from inappropriate content on the web. (Hint: Be sure to deny access to search engines!) From A Love That Multiplies: An Up-Close View of How They Make it Work.

We tell our children, “Welding metal together is an incredible process. It is interesting to watch, but if you don’t protect your eyes, you will go blind! Similarly, if men, young and old, do not have internet protection and accountability, they will scar their eyes, which are the windows to the soul. For that reason, we have set up multiple safeguards on our Mac computers, creating parental controls that strictly limit Internet access.
I realize that the limits we set for our children may be different than those set by others, but so many have asked us about it that I want to share our thinking with you here.
During their free time, our kids can go to more than seventy-five prescreened websites for fun and educational information and activities. Some of their favorites are lifeatthepond.com and focusonthefamily.com. The sites they’re able to visit don’t include any search engines or websites that have full-web search engines as part of the site. We also double-check to verify that any embedded YouTube videos on those pre-approved sites don’t also have a YouTube search engine.

If the kids need to go to the open Internet to research something, they need an accountability partner to sit alongside them as they go on the web, and before they can begin, Mom or one of the older girls must type in the Internet-protection password. They’re the only ones who know it.



Last year we acquired a few iPhones. They are handy and fun to use; we can check the bank balance or the ten-day weather forecast in an instant. But because they are Internet enabled, they also need to be password protected. The ones used by Dad and the boys don’t have Safari or any other application that leads to a search engine.


To keep an iPhone safe from open Internet access, you have to thoroughly examine every application you are considering, as well as anything it links to and from. Even with the Safari web browser turned off, sometimes an ad on an application will lead to the open Internet.

http://www.tipsonlifeandlove.com/pa...y-tips-for-kids

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



Congratulations to Intouch Weekly for proving that tabloids can have some function in our society. The rest of the media has been far too lazy in investigating this. Now there's even more bad stuff for Megyn Kelly to try to gloss over tonight.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all






jesus christ

I was going to say "they're going to go beat it at the library like a hobo" but I imagine the kids never get out from surveillance at all do they

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!


Grimey Drawer

can you imagine never being able to wack off

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

in soviet russia, you shove robot


hahahaah how much you wanna bet that 'removing safari' was just deleting it from the home screen

jim bob and all the kids are jerkin it in bathroom stalls, then deleting the icon again

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy


Maybe they are old fashioned and finding mag drops from the porn fairy. Can you imagine what a magical and whimsical world they just live in

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all





Alan Smithee posted:

Maybe they are old fashioned and finding mag drops from the porn fairy. Can you imagine what a magical and whimsical world they just live in

right, right

maybe a cache of old sears catalogs, all the boys have a mysterious fetish for 80s lingerie

also I wonder how tech smart some of the mid/younger ones are, like it usually isn't too hard to outsmart parental lock systems, but I imagine they're probably kept tech-stupid on purpose because satan

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




bitcoin bastard posted:

hahahaah how much you wanna bet that 'removing safari' was just deleting it from the home screen

jim bob and all the kids are jerkin it in bathroom stalls, then deleting the icon again

From Gawker posted awhile back

quote:

My cousins husband used to work at the Duggar production as well. He has many, many, stories about this family, but one that particularly strikes me as terrible is when one of the older Duggar Boys was caught playing with himself. He said that one of his brothers had told on him for being in the bathroom for a few hours one night, worried that he was sick. Well to see if he really was, Jim Bob walked in. He caught him doing it, and on one of the day’s the cameras were filming. Jim bobs screams made the crew run to where they were filming. Immediately they asked him what was wrong. All Jim Could reply was “idle hands are the devils playthings.” Apparently, the whole next day he was supposed to do chores around the house. But, Jim Bob had tied his hands together so that doing anything was nearly impossible.

http://defamer.gawker.com/jim-bobs-...dium=socialflow

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

bitcoin bastard posted:

hahahaah how much you wanna bet that 'removing safari' was just deleting it from the home screen

jim bob and all the kids are jerkin it in bathroom stalls, then deleting the icon again

Yeah, you can't remove Safari from an iPhone. She just put it in a folder called Nike.


Alan Smithee posted:

Maybe they are old fashioned and finding mag drops from the porn fairy. Can you imagine what a magical and whimsical world they just live in

If anyplace still has woods porn its Arkansas.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!


Grimey Drawer

no wackin it = Hell House

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




What do you think are some of the approved sites aside from ones mentioned?

Also I bet Intouch weekly is not on that list

Gumdrop Larry
Jul 30, 2006



Yeah who could say what kind of weird hosed up poo poo a teenage boy who couldn't jerk off might resort to

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.






Smellrose

Gumdrop Larry posted:

Yeah who could say what kind of weird hosed up poo poo a teenage boy who couldn't jerk off might resort to

freedom to whack it should be one of the basic freedoms

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006
THE VOLKSWAGEN DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Of course Jim Bob doesn't have to whack it, he can just ask his wife for sex and she has to give it to him, because that's the hosed up poo poo they believe.

I'm guessing he's not a particularly considerate lover, either.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Northwest Arkansas went republican way before the rest of the state did so lol if you think there's still a public library for them to whack it at up there.

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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Monkey Fracas posted:

can you imagine never being able to wack off

pff, this is what siblings are for

bitcoin bastard posted:

hahahaah how much you wanna bet that 'removing safari' was just deleting it from the home screen

delete safari...

... install chrome

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



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Monkey Fracas posted:

can you imagine never being able to wack off

You know what they say when someone closes the door God opens a window.....to the little girls room

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Sep 27, 2005

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quote:

He said that one of his brothers had told on him for being in the bathroom for a few hours one night, worried that he was sick. Well to see if he really was, Jim Bob walked in. He caught him doing it,

i bet that kid was so clueless about sex that he had no idea how to finish off. like once yhour brothers are knocking on the door asking whats up youd want to hurry up and stop drawing attention to yoruself

imagine how hosed up and backward the jimbob duggars are that their own kids cant even figure out instinctual biological poo poo

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Reminds me of an episode of Roseanne, when DJ has been in the bathroom for an hour.

Darlene: "Trust me. He goes in that room cause it's the only one with a lock on it, and he's in there for like an hour at a time; which either means he's really, really good at it... or really, really bad at it."
Dan Conner: "Aw, God!"
Roseanne: "Well I don't want you to give him any grief about this, ya know, cause you could traumatize him and turn him into a serial killer, or something."
Darlene: "Well don't worry. How much damage could he do with only one free hand?"

So...so much damage.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



Code Jockey posted:

jesus christ

I was going to say "they're going to go beat it at the library like a hobo" but I imagine the kids never get out from surveillance at all do they
If they go a library they might learn something that conflicts with their biblical worldview, then it's all over.

Alan Smithee posted:

Maybe they are old fashioned and finding mag drops from the porn fairy. Can you imagine what a magical and whimsical world they just live in
Goon project: Seed the Duggar Compound with smut. Just like what South Korean activists do with Best Korea. I'm thinking Ipads that randomly show Bill Nye and hardcore porn.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006
THE VOLKSWAGEN DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Casimir Radon posted:

If they go a library they might learn something that conflicts with their biblical worldview, then it's all over.

Goon project: Seed the Duggar Compound with smut. Just like what South Korean activists do with Best Korea. I'm thinking Ipads that randomly show Bill Nye and hardcore porn.

What if some wires got crossed and the kids started getting aroused by Bill Nye? No man or woman, gay or straight, deserves that.

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich


PT6A posted:

Of course Jim Bob doesn't have to whack it, he can just ask his wife for sex and she has to give it to him, because that's the hosed up poo poo they believe.

I'm guessing he's not a particularly considerate lover, either.

and he's got a 19 other receptacles to choose from too!

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012




College Slice

cumshitter posted:

i bet that kid was so clueless about sex that he had no idea how to finish off. like once yhour brothers are knocking on the door asking whats up youd want to hurry up and stop drawing attention to yoruself

imagine how hosed up and backward the jimbob duggars are that their own kids cant even figure out instinctual biological poo poo

I imagine the kid had a strong intuitive idea of what to do. And his brain is telling him to touch it, but when his hand gets close he freaks out like he's about to touch a very hot pan or something. Mix varying amounts of shame and fear in there, too. Repeat for an hour.

It would be an hilarious image if it wasn't so crushingly sad. All those kids are inmates in Jim Bob's super-max prison.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




lol though that they're so scared of somebody besides dad getting off in that house that taking a poo poo is a spectator sport

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

thrawn527 posted:

Reminds me of an episode of Roseanne, when DJ has been in the bathroom for an hour.

I heard he got caught playing with his instrument in band class.

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Goonstone Champ x2

cumshitter posted:

i bet that kid was so clueless about sex that he had no idea how to finish off. like once yhour brothers are knocking on the door asking whats up youd want to hurry up and stop drawing attention to yoruself

imagine how hosed up and backward the jimbob duggars are that their own kids cant even figure out instinctual biological poo poo
he probably just jerked it a bunch of times

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



PT6A posted:

What if some wires got crossed and the kids started getting aroused by Bill Nye? No man or woman, gay or straight, deserves that.
Your opinions are bad


Khorne posted:

he probably just jerked it a bunch of times
Heavenly father cursed me for sinning against him by making it sore and puffed up in the middle.

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.


Safari has a private browsing mode lol

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE




pro tip: any lifestyle guide that involves the words "deny access to" is going to be super hosed up and wrong.

edit: and again, the duggars are definitely the sort of people who are deathly afraid of islamic fundamentalism

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



Hazo posted:

pro tip: any lifestyle guide that involves the words "deny access to" is going to be super hosed up and wrong.
They didn't deny access to the right things.

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog




PT6A posted:

What if some wires got crossed and the kids started getting aroused by Bill Nye? No man or woman, gay or straight, deserves that.

you grab the bunsen burner; I'll put on this cosmic bow tie

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


yeahhhhh them boys jerking, sorry mom

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


also lol that only the boys and jim bob jim bob are mentioned when it comes to porno.. those girls are wrist deep in their vags

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

in soviet russia, you shove robot

you irl posted:

also lol that only the boys and jim bob jim bob are mentioned when it comes to porno.. josh is wrist deep in their vags

ftfy

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



Megyn Kelly will also be interviewing victims, Jill and Jessa. I'm sure Rim Job prepped them by explaining that the FOIA requests are far greater crimes than what Josh did to them. Potentially this new information could be used to hammer on any remaining sponsors until they drop out.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Casimir Radon posted:

Megyn Kelly will also be interviewing victims, Jill and Jessa. I'm sure Rim Job prepped them by explaining that the FOIA requests are far greater crimes than what Josh did to them. Potentially this new information could be used to hammer on any remaining sponsors until they drop out.

I hope this buries Jim Bob, Michelle and Josh

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.


Wtf? Each day brings me new information concerning just how cynical and contradictory their behavior is.

If one's lifestyle is the true and righteous path, it should hold up under intense scrutiny. Theirs is so brittle as to be threatened by mere access to information.

PT6A posted:

Of course Jim Bob doesn't have to whack it, he can just ask his wife for sex and she has to give it to him, because that's the hosed up poo poo they believe.

I'm guessing he's not a particularly considerate lover, either.

See: When the Duggars were whitebread daggering on the putt putt course. Jim Bob does what he wants, when he wants. It's worse when the cameras aren't around.

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




So now it's come out that Josh was not 14, he was 15

http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/...ce-report-59752

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