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UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑




Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

So now it's come out that Josh was not 14, he was 15

http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/...ce-report-59752

mein gott

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basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



Imm gay

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all





better than being duggarsexual

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


"Hi, I'm Michelle Duggar! My husband Jim Bob and I have 372 kids, including, but not limited to:
Jordan
Joy Anna
Josie
Josh
J'Michael
Jess
Jeremiah
Joyless
Jury Duty
Jestational Diabetes
Jerry, Gold, Jerry
Jrimp Salad
J-Pop
Japanese Word of the Week (JWOW)
Juilty Jeer
Jeronimo
Jason Statham
Jerry O'connel, like the fat kid from Stand By Me
Juantanamo J'Michael Bay
Jerky Boys
Jeffty is Five
Just Do It
J'Walter J'White
Jessica Pinkman
Joo gotta be Kidding Me, Mang
Juan Carlo Ortiz
Jimmy Mcnulty
Jailbateman
Jumpman

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012



Jung

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008



how many times do you reckon theyve accidentally reenacted this scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjxTOikO6qg

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



XMNN posted:

how many times do you reckon theyve accidentally reenacted this scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjxTOikO6qg

except all their names start with J instead of C

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp


gently caress you, Grandma. That's your name now. Just "Grandma."

lmfao

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


TLC talent agent: so what do you call your act?
Jim Bob: The Duggars!

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑




Juantanamo is legit a better name than Jinger

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



Idiotcracy was right

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



You can be sure they'd have a little crotchdropping named Levi if not for the J-name rule. Every white trash family must have a Levi.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Jreveport
Jinternet History
John
Jangle
Jingle-Heimer-Schmitz
(a second Jingle-Heimer-Schmitz)
Juan toomanykids
Junktown
Juss The2ofus

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Jebediah

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008



if he touched his 5 year old sister when they werent teaching their kids about sex or letting them on the internet imagine how hosed up he could be if he'd been raised like a heathen

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004



I think Josh took some folks there a while back

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Grey Fox posted:

I think Josh took some folks there a while back

I think it was called the Dugout

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013




Of course the Duggars would use Mac computers

If I was in charge of Microsoft's ad campaigns the next ad I made would be "I'm a PC" *normal looking guy appears on screen* "and I'm a Mac!" *Josh Duggar steps out*

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



Clochette posted:

Of course the Duggars would use Mac computers

If I was in charge of Microsoft's ad campaigns the next ad I made would be "I'm a PC" *normal looking guy appears on screen* "and I'm a Mac!" *Josh Duggar steps out*

There's a good chance the Mac was designed by west coast gays.

Vicodiva
Sep 27, 2012



Jehoshaphat (kid does the long jump)

Jeroboam (becomes an alcoholic later in life)

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich


etalian posted:

There's a good chance the Mac was designed by west coast gays.

Apple's CEO is openly gay

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

Rocketways drifter




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGRqnNEOpe0

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien


Meet my son, Jihad

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

Apple's CEO is openly gay

worldly as gently caress

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

Rocketways drifter




Rupert Buttermilk posted:

"Hi, I'm Michelle Duggar! My husband Jim Bob and I have 372 kids, including, but not limited to:
Jordan
Joy Anna
Josie
Josh
J'Michael
Jess
Jeremiah
Joyless
Jury Duty
Jestational Diabetes
Jerry, Gold, Jerry
Jrimp Salad
J-Pop
Japanese Word of the Week (JWOW)
Juilty Jeer
Jeronimo
Jason Statham
Jerry O'connel, like the fat kid from Stand By Me
Juantanamo J'Michael Bay
Jerky Boys
Jeffty is Five
Just Do It
J'Walter J'White
Jessica Pinkman
Joo gotta be Kidding Me, Mang
Juan Carlo Ortiz
Jimmy Mcnulty
Jailbateman
Jumpman

Jar Jar

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


these are my kids, Jewsdid911 and Jetfuelcantmeltsteelbeams

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Jah Duggar

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Meet my son, Jihad

Literal Muslim name holy moly

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

So now it's come out that Josh was not 14, he was 15

http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/...ce-report-59752

also that there were multiple separate molestation admissions that they did nothing about

lol

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Duggar I hardly knew her

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



Eonwe posted:

also that there were multiple separate molestation admissions that they did nothing about

lol

His punishment and cure strategy was doing construction work for a family friend.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Fox News Greg Gutfield


http://www.mediaite.com/tv/gutfeld-...he-were-muslim/

A conservative asks if Duggars are being attacked because they are christian and Gregg slams him quite well

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Duggar I hardly knew her

Because she was 4 lol

Shnag
Dec 8, 2010

"I'll be whatever I wanna do!"

You would think at 67 pages, this threads content would consist entirely of Jim Bob, and Jim Bob related jokes. But more poo poo seems to be dug up on a regular basis. Despite that, the Duggers still have people defending them. Is there a point where their fellow fundies would turn on them? I wonder if they would turn on the Duggers if Jim Bob molested the girls too? Probably not, though it might happen if he made one of the girls get an abortion after knocking her up.


Jim Bob

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Shnag posted:

You would think at 67 pages, this threads content would consist entirely of Jim Bob, and Jim Bob related jokes. But more poo poo seems to be dug up on a regular basis. Despite that, the Duggers still have people defending them. Is there a point where their fellow fundies would turn on them? I wonder if they would turn on the Duggers if Jim Bob molested the girls too? Probably not, though it might happen if he made one of the girls get an abortion after knocking her up.


Jim Bob

Only if there was an abortion. The daughter getting knocked up by her dad bob would be *God's Will*

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Lord of Pie posted:

Only if there was an abortion. The daughter getting knocked up by her dad bob would be *God's Will*



Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Jun 4, 2015

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



juche bob duggar

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.



Lord of Pie posted:

Northwest Arkansas went republican way before the rest of the state did so lol if you think there's still a public library for them to whack it at up there.



Northwest is also the last major holdout of the Klan in the state. I'm being completely serious. For example, you can still see White Pride Radio billboards.

Quite the coincidence, that.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


Shnag posted:

You would think at 67 pages, this threads content would consist entirely of Jim Bob, and Jim Bob related jokes. But more poo poo seems to be dug up on a regular basis. Despite that, the Duggers still have people defending them. Is there a point where their fellow fundies would turn on them? I wonder if they would turn on the Duggers if Jim Bob molested the girls too? Probably not, though it might happen if he made one of the girls get an abortion after knocking her up.


Jim Bob

there is nothing these people can do to stop their defenders from defending them. caught jerking off a goat at a bestiality sex barn? god's forgiveness. murdered a baby with a hammer? liberal media bias. rape a preschool teacher in front of her class, then rape the class in front of the teacher? christians under fire in america.

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Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Lord of Pie posted:

Only if there was an abortion. The daughter getting knocked up by her dad bob would be *God's Will*

I don't know if you're being serious or exaggerating, but if the world knew Jim Bob impregnated his daughter he would not have a friend left in said world.

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