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TheNinjaScotsman posted:Jim Bob was a state representative from 1999-2002, so Arkansas literally had a man named Jim Bob making legislative decisions. Now why wasn't that a TV show?
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American fundamentalist Christianity is, I feel, like some kind of back-door demon worship poo poo. Like there's some other-dimensional entity out there absorbing all the pain, fear, shame, hatred that these mutants produce, and he's just jerking his multi-pronged demon dick and laughing at this whole cavalcade of kiddy diddling and the train wreck of greed and self-promotion that has been derailed by it. The Duggars are proof that there really is no benevolent god out there, because if there were, he would incinerate these fuckers, Raiders of the Lost Ark style.
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surprised that jim bob actually talked to megyn kelly and didn't use his wife as an intermediary again so that he wouldn't have to talk to a potentially provocative woman who isn't his wife.
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The Grimace posted:surprised that jim bob actually talked to megyn kelly and didn't use his wife as an intermediary again so that he wouldn't have to talk to a potentially provocative woman who isn't his wife. He was too distracted by Megyn showing off her wrists like a harlot
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mike huckabee just pulled the duggars' endorsement of him off his campaign site http://wonkette.com/587464/mike-huckabee-removes-nasty-duggar-stains-from-campaign-website right frame
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Jonny 290 posted:mike huckabee just pulled the duggars' endorsement of him off his campaign site et tu huckabee?
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and here i thought we found an honest politician in huckabee. a man who stuck by his friends. but now i see how the winds have turned against the righteous
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Jonny 290 posted:mike huckabee just pulled the duggars' endorsement of him off his campaign site just lol, just lol all day long
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"The Duggars? Never heard of them" -Mike Huckabee 2015
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uber_stoat posted:American fundamentalist Christianity is, I feel, like some kind of back-door demon worship poo poo. Like there's some other-dimensional entity out there absorbing all the pain, fear, shame, hatred that these mutants produce, and he's just jerking his multi-pronged demon dick and laughing at this whole cavalcade of kiddy diddling and the train wreck of greed and self-promotion that has been derailed by it. The Duggars are proof that there really is no benevolent god out there, because if there were, he would incinerate these fuckers, Raiders of the Lost Ark style. Ya warhammer is p cool
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If I was a white trash dad, I'd name our son or daughter Rayleigh Taylor [lastname]. I'd push to name all our white trash children after awesome scientific collaborations. And when they're old enough to ask, I'd tell them why. And they would know that I'm an awesome dad. Jim Bob - you were (potentially) named after fishing equipment used on a lazy saturday. Probably your dad cheated on your mom lots. Please kill yourself and as many of your brood as you can (ignoring your gay/lesbian kids please)
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lol Huckabee REALLY doesn't want to be president Piss off everyone but nutjob conservatives by supporting Duggars Piss off nutjob conservatives by trying to backpedal Everyone else still not going to vote for him
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mike cuckabee
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Do It Once Right posted:If I was a white trash dad, I'd name our son or daughter Rayleigh Taylor [lastname]. Ray Tay would be a cool nickname and Internet handle for them when they grow up.
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Mike Chunkabee
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Waroduce posted:Ya warhammer is p cool
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB9cj38WeCY
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ah. two toilets.
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one of Huck's corpulent sons tortured a dog to death. not quite child molester level stuff, but pretty respectable.
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Monkey Fracas posted:*yelling out window*
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you can't stop the duggarnaut
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uber_stoat posted:one of Huck's corpulent sons tortured a dog to death. not quite child molester level stuff, but pretty respectable. And just like the Duggars, Huckabee tried to get it covered up by his cop friend. No wonder he wrote a two paragraph statement defending the Duggars.
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Render unto Jim Bob that which belongs to Jim Bob.
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TheNinjaScotsman posted:Arkansas literally had a man named Jim Bob making legislative decisions. ...and? I mean it's loving Arkansas. You can throw a rock and hit six people with redneck names without even trying ffs. Geoj fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Jun 4, 2015 |
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"Kids preying on kids"--wasn't Josh engaged to be holy matrimonily married at 14? Old enough to make a serious life-time commitment; not old enough to realize kindergartners aren't hot
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artsy fartsy posted:"Kids preying on kids"--wasn't Josh engaged to be holy matrimonily married at 14? oh no that's just a betrothal to make sure the girl's parents understand that a suitable dowry has been set aside and they should keep her locked up until the age of majority
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artsy fartsy posted:"Kids preying on kids"--wasn't Josh engaged to be holy matrimonily married at 14? ![]()
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striped polos: for when you've just Given Up
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JIM BOB Wow, hmm maybe they didn't tell the truth, hmmmmmm weird
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Would this be considered a little weird. Your children recreate a kissing photo![]()
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Would this be considered a little weird. Your children recreate a kissing photo Gonna answer unequivocally "yes."
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Teach me how to Duggee, all my sisters love me you ain't fuckin' with my Duggee
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Would this be considered a little weird. Your children recreate a kissing photo Michelle Duggar's hair has been stuck in the 1980s for 35 years
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this_is_hard posted:Michelle Duggar's hair has been stuck in the 1980s for 35 years ![]()
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I've never seen the show. Do her eyes always look crazy as gently caress?
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Would this be considered a little weird. Your children recreate a kissing photo I believe in this instance Jessa posted the photo of herself and Ben to Instagram first, got a bunch of poo poo for being immodest, then Jim Bob/Michelle recreated the photo and posted it to Instagram with a bunch of blahblahblah about Jesus and married love.
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Holy gently caress, that's a look. Christ on high somebody please help this woman. e: This woman has 19 kids. Women across america please help her. Please.
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TheNinjaScotsman posted:I believe in this instance Jessa posted the photo of herself and Ben to Instagram first, got a bunch of poo poo for being immodest, then Jim Bob/Michelle recreated the photo and posted it to Instagram with a bunch of blahblahblah about Jesus and married love. That is even creepier
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Edit: Misread something!
Accretionist fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Jun 4, 2015 |
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