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Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007


DominusDeus posted:

Jim Bob is about one packet of grape Flavor Aid away from being Jim Jones.

They still make that?

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug

Best Korea posted:

In Bristol Palin's book she claims that her kid's dad raped her and her parents told her that she had to marry him when she told them.

She also went from 'Abstinence doesn't work in reality' to 'Im a born again virgin!' within a few months.

Give it a few weeks, and Josh will on Hannity bashing Hilary, who after all is the real rapist and molester here.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


etalian posted:

You actually believed the right wing talking point about evil media getting their hands on a illicit leaked report?

http://www.ew.com/article/2015/06/0...r-police-record


Nope it was obtained by a FOI request, even the city's legal counsel said it was a valid request and they had to release it.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Ok, here's something I don't understand... if Josh did this when he was 15, then what the hell is this about :

quote:

“The requested record was not sealed or expunged, and at the time the report was filed, the person listed in the report was an adult,” Springdale City Attorney Ernest B. Cate said in a statement released online Thursday. “Any names of minors included in the report, as well as pronouns, were redacted from the report by the Springdale Police Department in compliance with Arkansas Law prior to release.”

Is 15 years old 'adulthood' now?

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

There is no route out of the maze. The maze shifts as you move through it, because it is alive.




Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Ok, here's something I don't understand... if Josh did this when he was 15, then what the hell is this about :


Is 15 years old 'adulthood' now?

The report was filed several years too late.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


mdemone posted:

The report was filed several years too late.

Oooohhhhh, ok.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


Idiot Kicker posted:

They still make that?


http://www.shopfoodex.com/beverages...8_122_3782.html

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!


happyhippy posted:

She also went from 'Abstinence doesn't work in reality' to 'Im a born again virgin!' within a few months.

Give it a few weeks, and Josh will on Hannity bashing Hilary, who after all is the real rapist and molester here.

Has the pro-Duggar camp blamed this on Benghazi yet?

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Ok, here's something I don't understand... if Josh did this when he was 15, then what the hell is this about :


Is 15 years old 'adulthood' now?

the report wasn't filed until someone tipped off oprah just before she was going to have jim "the bob" and his sex cult fam on her show. oprah's producers or whoever went to the police and the police filed the report when the duggars were like lol yeah my son fingers his sisters. by then years had passed.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



ABC reporting that the guy Hastert was paying hush money to wasn't the only one he sexually abused when he was a teacher.[/url] I can only hope the scandals keep rolling until election day.

Chafey
Jun 14, 2005


Bristol Palin said that Josh Duggar only touched his sister's clothed breast once, while she was sleeping, Or Whatever.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

At the Union Hall since 1990.



If this means that the Duggars and Dunham both have to go away forever, then that's a win/win.

HONG KONG SLUMLORD
Apr 21, 2003




Pillbug

Chafey posted:

Bristol Palin said that Josh Duggar only touched his sister's clothed breast once, while she was sleeping, Or Whatever.

Why is anyone listening to Bristol Palin about anything to do with purity, relationships or family? The woman's practically a double-divorcee single mom at the age of 25. She fit an entire lifetime of average adult-American lifestyle gently caress-ups in like only 4 years.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug

Josh and Bristol should totally hook up, their genetics would no doubt create a Total Recall Kuato baby, but at least it would be to burn ticks off of his mother's back with his mind.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Ripoff posted:

Why is anyone listening to Bristol Palin about anything to do with purity, relationships or family? The woman's practically a double-divorcee single mom at the age of 25. She fit an entire lifetime of average adult-American lifestyle gently caress-ups in like only 4 years.

the palin family is like the prototype of the current american family but just set to like 2 or 3 times speed


ignorant rednecks who hate the idea of anyone having sex ever, but cant stop loving around themselves and literally hate anyone that isnt a white conservative christian family

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.


Eonwe posted:

prototype

I do not think that word means what you think it means

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Is anyone going to be watching the interview tonight?

Something tells me it is going to make people hate the Duggar parents/Josh even more

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


Casimir Radon posted:

ABC reporting that the guy Hastert was paying hush money to wasn't the only one he sexually abused when he was a teacher. I can only hope the scandals keep rolling until election day.

Teenage boys need to stop being so sexy!

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



I can't argue with those prices!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Is anyone going to be watching the interview tonight?

Something tells me it is going to make people hate the Duggar parents/Josh even more
I'll read the recap. Watching it will just make my blood pressure spike.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005



im surprised anyone thought palin represented any type of family values

-non-traditional stay at home dad
-pornstar sort of son in law (levi did a playgirl spread)
-bastard grandson
-unwed whore daughter

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



Bristol and Lena Dunham are really two sides of the same coin. Dumb, obnoxious, nothing valuable to say, and can only owe their careers to nepotism.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy


even if lena dunham had been 18 when she molested her sister and every single person in the mainstream media and every liberal had come out to defend her i still don't know how gross you have to be to say "LIBERALS DID IT TOO" in defense of your team when somebody molests children

SERPUS
Mar 20, 2004


The Learning Channel

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000



So is any senator going to stand up and propose a Duggar's law to add child molestation to the list of "crimes considered heinous by society", and hopefully send an army of social workers to ensure the local societies actually understand that it is heinous?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


Casimir Radon posted:

Bristol and Lena Dunham are really two sides of the same coin. Dumb, obnoxious, nothing valuable to say, and can only owe their careers to nepotism.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



bristol palin watched in a dark corner as josh molested his sisters, and she remembers every detail.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle



Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Ok, here's something I don't understand... if Josh did this when he was 15, then what the hell is this about :


Is 15 years old 'adulthood' now?

I don't think anyone outside the family really cares whether you count Josh a Adult/Juvenile/Child. The real reason outrage exists is because his parents covered up the molestation, despite the fact they have said that gays/pedos/rapists should be executed or arrested and other things. However they chose to ignore it when it came to their own household and used their influence to ensure Josh was not punished. Maybe Josh really is remorseful to a certain degree, but I doubt with how this was handled he truely realizes how hosed up what he did was. Especially since his religion teaches that any sexual situation is due to the woman.

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002



MrMoo posted:

So is any senator going to stand up and propose a Duggar's law to add child molestation to the list of "crimes considered heinous by society", and hopefully send an army of social workers to ensure the local societies actually understand that it is heinous?

politicians will never vote in favor of a law that would negatively impact them.







jim bob

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Best Korea posted:

In Bristol Palin's book she claims that her kid's dad raped her and her parents told her that she had to marry him when she told them.

whoa

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




MrMoo posted:

So is any senator going to stand up and propose a Duggar's law to add child molestation to the list of "crimes considered heinous by society", and hopefully send an army of social workers to ensure the local societies actually understand that it is heinous?

watch them complain that this violates their right to practice their religion and that they should be allowed to solve their own problems lol

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




"The state believes it can walk in here and tell my family what to do, how to fix our problems, well when we have problems we go to a higher p-JEDDEDIAH GET OFF OF YOUR SISTER! NIKE! NIKE!"

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


i never got what the nike thing is. is that what they say to smother arousal?

edit: i found out what it is and its even dumber

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/enterta...ls-book-quotes/

PassTheRemote
Mar 15, 2007

Number 6 holds The Village record in Duck Hunt.

The first one to kill wins.

Casimir Radon posted:

Bristol and Lena Dunham are really two sides of the same coin. Dumb, obnoxious, nothing valuable to say, and can only owe their careers to nepotism.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008



Darkman Fanpage posted:

i never got what the nike thing is. is that what they say to smother arousal?
if they go out in public and a woman is wearing something that reveals her ankles the girls will say the nike so josh and jim bob can avert their eyes before theyre compelled to touch them inappropriately

LingcodKilla
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.



MrMoo posted:

So is any senator going to stand up and propose a Duggar's law to add child molestation to the list of "crimes considered heinous by society", and hopefully send an army of social workers to ensure the local societies actually understand that it is heinous?

More like ease the books so it doesnt count as molestation if it happens in between family members. Our family. Our ways. Why do you hate freedom so much?

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!


Grimey Drawer

what if... women were more than just brood pods...

*stares thoughtfully at the sunset*

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are precious


Monkey Fracas posted:

what if... women were more than just brood pods...

*stares thoughtfully at the sunset*

those are some dangerous ideas

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




Monkey Fracas posted:

what if... women were more than just brood pods...

*stares thoughtfully at the sunset*

/me slaps you around a bit with a large bible

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Lazy_Liberal posted:

those are some dangerous ideas

There should be a new forum feature that allows us to 'NIKE' posts like this!

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TNG
Jan 4, 2001

by Lowtax


What if men could be more than fat balding tater tot disposal units?

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