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bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Or or after the reception when he knows for sure that the groom is airtighting her.

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US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

holocaust bloopers posted:

Or or after the reception when he and the groom are airtighting her.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

youre doing the Lord's work

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
I have a feeling the garter toss will purposefully go to sad sack. You should do everything in your power to make sure he doesn't get it.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
He's holding it together right now, on like, his fifth Stella Artois at 12,000 feet :stare:

I'm buzzed and this dude is just loving stoic.

He might be an alcoholic. Which would make sense

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

At my height it took five to make the shakes go away, so maybe

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Rad Lieutenant posted:

He's holding it together right now, on like, his fifth Stella Artois at 12,000 feet :stare:

I'm buzzed and this dude is just loving stoic.

He might be an alcoholic. Which would make sense

12000 feet you in the andes or something man

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Ethan Hawke stars in Alive. Crazy right?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Have the DJ play this tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rahTKCeBZ2M

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
have the dj play this one too the toadies own

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKbk7BPXBa4

Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.
Insist that it is tradition for the best man to have a dance with the "maid of honor".

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

dont edit my quotes to fit your deist agenda

also have the dj play this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFTBG1sae0M

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlgnnCu8Vwg

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Bride.jpg


Could get a good shot of her face but she's nice to look at :beerpal:

Man of honor is on the balcony chain smoking in the cold by himself. I went out there for a bit but got called back in when they started handing out party favors & poo poo. He's like talking to a brick wall right now, 1000 yard stare like he just got home after being in the poo poo :stare:

beanieson fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Oct 17, 2015

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
LOL

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

drat

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Bride.jpg


Could get a good shot of her face but she's nice to look at :beerpal:

Man of honor is on the balcony chain smoking in the cold by himself. I went out there for a bit but got called back in when they started handing out party favors & poo poo. He's like talking to a brick wall right now, 1000 yard stare like he just got home after being in the poo poo :stare:

rip beanie

ps that girl is a 7 at most and thats being generous

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Is it the dress or does she have no rear end?

edit: I hope you packed a bulletproof vest. :stare:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mad Dragon posted:

Is it the dress or does she have no rear end?

Baby bump?

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 7 years!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

rip beanie

ps that girl is a 7 at most and thats being generous

I'd give her a provisional 8 pending a decent photo

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
She got a good looking face. At least half of it looks good, anyways. Lord knows I've been with worse so who am I to judge.

loving man of honor, though. loving :lol:


Also why the gently caress are you on top of a god drat mountain? You gotta be near the treeline or whatever it's called at that elevation.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 3, 2006

i never asked for this
she ok

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
He probably got in when she was 10 years younger.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
dudes soutside just picturing her getting railed by the groom and groomsmen later tonight that loving slut what could have been bitch

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
We're in beaver creek colorado & I'm hosed up on just a sixes of Stella. Beta bitch is fuckin mia which is hilarious because I'm like the only person who's noticed he's gone lol

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
He prolly went for a long walk off a short cliff

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Rad Lieutenant posted:

We're in beaver creek colorado & I'm hosed up on just a sixes of Stella. Beta bitch is fuckin mia which is hilarious because I'm like the only person who's noticed he's gone lol

dude you need to get out of there

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

dude you need to get out of there

stay safe ghost beanie

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
like if poo poo goes sideways and for some reason you cant get a hold of the cops just post here. im like 2 hours away ill come get you out of there

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I can see him from the balcony, he's walking around smoking in the Parkin got below us.

Gonna go down there, got a butter knife in my pocket but if poo poo gets real I'll drip smoke and wait for kfff to chopper in

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
scandalous

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

like if poo poo goes sideways and for some reason you cant get a hold of the cops just post here. im like 2 hours away ill come get you out of there

Would watch this movie.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

ManMythLegend posted:

Would watch this movie.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Live posting a wedding. That's something new.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

like if poo poo goes sideways and for some reason you cant get a hold of the cops just post here. im like 2 hours away ill come get you out of there

probably a better response time

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

ManMythLegend posted:

Would watch this movie.

just watch the climax of proof of life thats how its playing out in my head

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
:f5:

Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

like if poo poo goes sideways and for some reason you cant get a hold of the cops just post here. im like 2 hours away ill come get you out of there

I'm like 6 hours away so I can come identify your body or whatever. You around Denver KFFF?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Delizin posted:

I'm like 6 hours away so I can come identify your body or whatever. You around Denver KFFF?

aurora

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Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
good luck beanie goon speed

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