GiP Drunk Thread 2k15: Merry Christmas from the beaniesons!

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Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

God speed beanie.

I'm watching a girl I went to high school with have a meltdown on Facebook because someone* keeps reporting the pictures she's posting of her kid in the tub as pornography.

*its me

# ? Oct 17, 2015 04:10

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# ? Dec 3, 2024 05:11

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I just had a loving weeeeird conversation with this guy, he's telling me all about how he just lost his job at a bank so he couldn't really afford to make this trip and I'm just like "cool, how do you know Anne? She seems cool" but he's not taking the bait. Pretty robotic, like showing no emotions at all. He might be straight asp ethers but I am not a doctor. He went back to his room, maybe he's gonna open his wrists up, or maybe just jerk it with a belt around his neck I dunno gip, I just don't know

# ? Oct 17, 2015 04:12

Fart Sandwiches: Apr 3, 2006; i never asked for this

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

God speed beanie.

I'm watching a girl I went to high school with have a meltdown on Facebook because someone* keeps reporting the pictures she's posting of her kid in the tub as pornography.

*its me

lol

# ? Oct 17, 2015 04:14

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Rad Lieutenant posted:

asp ethers

careful that doesn't sound good

# ? Oct 17, 2015 04:19

Lazy Reservist: Nov 30, 2005; FUBIJAR

Drunk thread is on point tonight

# ? Oct 17, 2015 04:20

bloops: Dec 30, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I just had a loving weeeeird conversation with this guy, he's telling me all about how he just lost his job at a bank so he couldn't really afford to make this trip and I'm just like "cool, how do you know Anne? She seems cool" but he's not taking the bait. Pretty robotic, like showing no emotions at all. He might be straight asp ethers but I am not a doctor. He went back to his room, maybe he's gonna open his wrists up, or maybe just jerk it with a belt around his neck I dunno gip, I just don't know

Lol

# ? Oct 17, 2015 04:23

Bolow: Feb 27, 2007

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I just had a loving weeeeird conversation with this guy, he's telling me all about how he just lost his job at a bank so he couldn't really afford to make this trip and I'm just like "cool, how do you know Anne? She seems cool" but he's not taking the bait. Pretty robotic, like showing no emotions at all. He might be straight asp ethers but I am not a doctor. He went back to his room, maybe he's gonna open his wrists up, or maybe just jerk it with a belt around his neck I dunno gip, I just don't know

squanching without a spotter is pretty dangerous yo

# ? Oct 17, 2015 04:30

Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

This is the best live posted thread I've ever read.

Has anyone else at the reception noticed he's missing yet?

# ? Oct 17, 2015 04:32

Eugene V. Dubstep: Oct 4, 2013; Can't post for 7 years!

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I just had a loving weeeeird conversation with this guy, he's telling me all about how he just lost his job at a bank so he couldn't really afford to make this trip and I'm just like "cool, how do you know Anne? She seems cool" but he's not taking the bait. Pretty robotic, like showing no emotions at all. He might be straight asp ethers but I am not a doctor. He went back to his room, maybe he's gonna open his wrists up, or maybe just jerk it with a belt around his neck I dunno gip, I just don't know

Offer to be the one guy he spares to relay his manifesto to the news.

Eugene V. Dubstep fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Oct 17, 2015

# ? Oct 17, 2015 04:33

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

God speed beanie.

I'm watching a girl I went to high school with have a meltdown on Facebook because someone* keeps reporting the pictures she's posting of her kid in the tub as pornography.

*its me

fuckin breeders amirite?

# ? Oct 17, 2015 04:33

Eugene V. Dubstep: Oct 4, 2013; Can't post for 7 years!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

God speed beanie.

I'm watching a girl I went to high school with have a meltdown on Facebook because someone* keeps reporting the pictures she's posting of her kid in the tub as pornography.

*its me

tbh I'd probably be pissed too if someone were labeling my baby pictures as kiddie porn, no matter how tasteless they were

# ? Oct 17, 2015 04:34

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

God speed beanie.

I'm watching a girl I went to high school with have a meltdown on Facebook because someone* keeps reporting the pictures she's posting of her kid in the tub as pornography.

*its me

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I just had a loving weeeeird conversation with this guy, he's telling me all about how he just lost his job at a bank so he couldn't really afford to make this trip and I'm just like "cool, how do you know Anne? She seems cool" but he's not taking the bait. Pretty robotic, like showing no emotions at all. He might be straight asp ethers but I am not a doctor. He went back to his room, maybe he's gonna open his wrists up, or maybe just jerk it with a belt around his neck I dunno gip, I just don't know

fuckin

# ? Oct 17, 2015 04:36

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I just had a loving weeeeird conversation with this guy, he's telling me all about how he just lost his job at a bank so he couldn't really afford to make this trip and I'm just like "cool, how do you know Anne? She seems cool" but he's not taking the bait. Pretty robotic, like showing no emotions at all. He might be straight asp ethers but I am not a doctor. He went back to his room, maybe he's gonna open his wrists up, or maybe just jerk it with a belt around his neck I dunno gip, I just don't know

yea this dude is gonna be dead by monday morning. depending on how it plays out he might be taking some others with him

# ? Oct 17, 2015 04:36

Helldump Immunity.: Aug 2, 2013; Fuck you

jerk him off, beanie

# ? Oct 17, 2015 04:39

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Mad Dragon posted:

stay safe ghost beanie

# ? Oct 17, 2015 04:41

bloops: Dec 30, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Helldump Immunity. posted:

jerk him off, beanie

Bring imitation crab meat

# ? Oct 17, 2015 04:45

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Welp, this sure is something.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 04:50

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

stumbled back to our room, my wife has been here for like, ever trying to get our 4yo into bed. No one was really talking about beta man since it seemed like the party wa ps breaking up anyways

Turing in, sleeping in the couch from the looks of it. Will report on his whereabouts tomorrow if he shows up for the ceremony

Get moneh smoke weed gently caress bitches drink stella at ungodly altitude and suck my dick from the balls

# ? Oct 17, 2015 04:51

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

suck my dick from the balls indeed

# ? Oct 17, 2015 04:54

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

suck my dick from the balls indeed

# ? Oct 17, 2015 05:13

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

GiP drunk thread: suck my dick from the balls

# ? Oct 17, 2015 05:15

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

and here i was thinking gip only cared about weddings that get droned

# ? Oct 17, 2015 05:26

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Two Finger posted:

and here i was thinking gip only cared about weddings that get droned

you never know what the cuck of honor has in his room

# ? Oct 17, 2015 05:37

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

a dildo strapped to a quadcopter

# ? Oct 17, 2015 05:41

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Hyped for this wedding.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 05:41

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Booblord Zagats posted:

# ? Oct 17, 2015 05:52

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

fuckin breeders amirite?

# ? Oct 17, 2015 06:03

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

Rad Lieutenant posted:

The highlight so far has been the senile hearing impaired grandfather shouting during the rehearsal "what's that man doing with the bridesmaids "

Event of the loving season.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Have the DJ play this tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7vQSPBtwyc

# ? Oct 17, 2015 06:09

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

At Disney land with my gf and her kid brother with really hosed up legs . Watching fat people struggle to get seated for the matterhorn have more trouble than someone with a legit disability and then need two Disney employees to get out is the worst kind of funny

Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Oct 17, 2015

# ? Oct 17, 2015 06:12

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

God I can't wait for tomorrow

# ? Oct 17, 2015 06:14

USMC503: Jan 15, 2012; For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Deathy McDeath posted:

God I can't wait for tomorrow

Inshallah something beautiful will happen.

I can't wait for the gun control argument to go apeshit when this dude lights up the wedding with an AR15 with an *gasp* illegal (in the state of colorado) high capacity magazine.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 10:46

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I just failed to contain two dumb loving broads from driving off hammered off their rear end because they claimed to have some retarded beef with a guy at the party i was at and since they claimed to be friends with the guy that got killed in the "school shooting" last friday, everyone basically gave them a pass.

I got poo poo for roughly half a minute while people were telling me I wasn't "respecting" their emotions until I launched into my hopes for their deaths in a flaming wreck, but conceded that they'd unfortunately harm other people by ending their useless existences and just prayed for them not hitting stationary objects.

I genuinely wish the chick at the helm somehow manages to jerk & swerve in a way that only relieves this planet of her existence.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 11:02

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Let us all say a prayer for beanie as he embarks upon his glorious quest.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 11:31

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

woke up to 70 posts in the drunk thread, thought beanie had live leaked a mass shooting.

got a funny play by play about the sad little bitch instead, a good morning.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 11:57

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Tomorrow I've got nice weather, cold beer, college football, and beanie live posting a murder suicide to look forward too.

Sometimes life owns.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 12:16

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Dead Reckoning posted:

edit of my poo poo

I was going for some Bad Lieutenant irony with Forever Yours. Beta guy is gonna be this tonight:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GChPNC7zeV0 :nws:

# ? Oct 17, 2015 14:41

The Rat: Aug 29, 2004; You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Meanwhile, in Alaska: http://www.ktuu.com/news/news/naked-woman-destroys-anchorage-subway-restaurant/35830756

quote:

ANCHORAGE -

UPDATE: The 35-year-old Anchorage woman accused of taking her clothes off and trashing an East Anchorage Subway Tuesday night was arrested and is being held at Anchorage jail, police spokeswoman Anita Shell told Channel 2 News.

Nikki Abrell went into the Subway on Tudor Road around 5 p.m. Tuesday and locked herself in the bathroom for two hours and refused to come out, Shell said.

A Channel 2 viewer at the scene, Tina Anaya says she was planning to pick up a sandwich for dinner when she pulled up to see the restaurant being trashed.

"When I pulled up, I saw a bunch of the Subway workers outside and I thought they were taking a smoke break," Anaya said. "But when I looked inside there was a naked woman literally tearing the place apart."

Anaya says she was the third person to call police and she remained on the phone with the dispatcher until officials showed up at the scene.

"I thought there was a fire in the restaurant because it looked smoky in there but it turns out she had just set off a fire extinguisher inside," Anaya said. "I really didn't want to get anywhere near her. She was smearing feces all over stuff."

Anaya says Abrell put up a fight when police tried to take her into custody.

Abrell is being charged with third-degree criminal mischief, harassment and resisting arrest.

Court records show that Abrell previously pleaded no contest to two DUI convictions in 2007 and 2009.

No one was injured in incident.

ORIGINAL STORY: A woman wearing no clothes destroyed a Subway sandwich restaurant in Anchorage Tuesday night.

According to employees, the woman entered the restaurant on Tudor Road fully clothed at around 5 p.m. and went into the restrooms. When she emerged two hours later she was no longer wearing any clothes, and began to break the furniture, pull down ceiling tiles and throw around the food, tables and chairs inside the restaurant.

Police on scene told Channel 2 that the woman appeared to be on drugs when she trashed the restaurant.

Anchorage Police said they were unable to give out any information on the incident or if the woman was in custody. Investigation is ongoing.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 15:08

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

http://i.imgur.com/mKIHbUj.jpg

# ? Oct 17, 2015 15:11

bloops: Dec 30, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

I know that Subway.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 15:39

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# ? Dec 3, 2024 05:11

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

haven't seen man of honor today but the wedding party isn't meeting for another hour and a half. It's loving beautiful up here, even in the off season. I've just been hiking all morning with my kid who's climbing every rock he can find. I never would have come here at this time of year if not for this wedding but it's been worth it.

Hopefully we don't get murdered.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 18:05

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