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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Are we sure this dude isn't in the closet? Because I can't see a straight dude ever agreeing to that. My gaydar isn't picking up a thing but how do I know for sure? is there some mark of the beast to look for on the scalp, or do I just tap shoes under the bathroom stall?
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Are we sure this dude isn't in the closet? Because I can't see a straight dude ever agreeing to that. Dude is phantom pussy whipped. He'd suck a hundred different cocks and gargle it if she told him it would make her happy. He's not gay, because being gay would give home some hope of happiness and closure. He's never getting that
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Are we sure this dude isn't in the closet? Because I can't see a straight dude ever agreeing to that. He needs a beard funeral
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAZN3-g3F4I
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Oct 17, 2015 23:40
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Definitely getting requested. Headed down to the reception now.
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Oct 17, 2015 23:58
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Oct 18, 2015 00:26
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beanie you need to get them to play this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHaVmFKnK7w
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Oct 18, 2015 00:54
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No dj, there's a loving iPod with a preset playlist  I'm loving crushed
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Rad Lieutenant posted:No dj, there's a loving iPod with a preset playlist Beanie, this whole thing really has me convinced you're the best kind of sociopath
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Oct 18, 2015 01:04
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I'm high functioning. Drinks right now, I'm expecting toasts any minute here...
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Booblord Zagats posted:Beanie, this whole thing really has me convinced you're the best kind of sociopath Well, I mean, he IS a cop. and yeah @ N4I, a whipped/beta enough straight dude would totally be Man of Honor. For real, if he doesn't enjoy smoking poles, he is 100% in love with her and is only a few shots and an emo song away from becoming a wreck.
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if homeboy is hella determined hes gonna smash it once when the marriage falls apart. just once. its gonna be real bad hes gonna nut in like 2 minutes then cry and then shes gonna get with a black dude named mandingo
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Oct 18, 2015 01:13
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 FUCKER SKIPPED HIS TOAST He like, just stood up when the best man spoke and added in some affirmative responses to that guys toast.
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Oct 18, 2015 01:33
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oh poo poo endless nights of replaying that in his mind
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Rad Lieutenant posted:
That mother fucker. As punishment keep doing the glass tapping thing so the groom constantly has his tongue down her throat in front of him.
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Rad Lieutenant posted:No dj, there's a loving iPod with a preset playlist Are you kidding? Download that loving song to your phone right now, then swap it with the ipod when the opportunity strikes.
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Oct 18, 2015 01:39
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First dance, beta man is solo, smoking like a dragon on the balcony again
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I found this by the photo booth and brought it to him on the balcony He didn't take it, and didn't respond at all 
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Rad Lieutenant posted:First dance, beta man is solo, smoking like a dragon on the balcony again Bring him a drink, give homeboy a cowboy speech about making GBS threads or getting off the pot.
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I found this by the photo booth and brought it to him on the balcony fuckin lol
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Rad Lieutenant posted:First dance, beta man is solo, smoking like a dragon on the balcony again Tell him the best man is waiting.
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I found this by the photo booth and brought it to him on the balcony  x infinity
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Beanie's cop buddies definitely going to sit through some sort of safety brief on what not to do to a potentially vulnerable and unstable individual.
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You concealed carrying tonight buddy?
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:You concealed carrying tonight buddy? Na, loving TSA
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I found this by the photo booth and brought it to him on the balcony hahahaha fuckkkkkkkk
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I did an ocular pat down and he's clear He's actually getting his electric slide in right now so secret gay theory might hold water
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Oct 18, 2015 02:17
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The best two days this thread has seen in a while.
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Oct 18, 2015 02:18
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Na, loving TSA stay safe ghost beanie
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Oct 18, 2015 02:19
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Just go up to him ask "you're gay, right?"
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Just go up to him ask "you're gay, right?"
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I was a groomsman in a wedding earlier this year and I abused the open bar to have an open beer in every pocket. Both front pockets, one back pocket, my shirt pocket, and one in my hand. Wedding drunk is the best drunk.
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this thread is good, beanieson is good
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Just go up to him ask "you're gay, right?" please
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