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Fart Sandwiches posted:I was a groomsman in a wedding earlier this year and I abused the open bar to have an open beer in every pocket. Both front pockets, one back pocket, my shirt pocket, and one in my hand. Wedding drunk is the best drunk. got cut off from an open bar and I was the best man 
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Helldump Immunity. posted:got cut off from an open bar and I was the best man A different wedding only had open bar for the first hour of reception. I missed 45 minutes of it because of wedding party pictures so I just went to the bar and got several hours of drinks in 15 minutes. They had these cool beers in plastic bottles and it was like old school squeezits. It helped with my crippling anxiety in social situations
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Oct 18, 2015 01:39
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Dude had one move, electic slide, now he's a fuckin wallflowers 
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Oct 18, 2015 01:39
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Wow posting in the drunk thread while drunk about irresponsible alcohol use really makes me sound like an alcoholic. I promise I'm not!
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Fart Sandwiches posted:Wow posting in the drunk thread while drunk about irresponsible alcohol use really makes me sound like an alcoholic. I promise I'm not! 
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Oct 18, 2015 01:48
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Suck my dick from the balls. One of many solid posts from this thread.
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Oct 18, 2015 01:52
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Dude had one move, electic slide, now he's a fuckin wallflowers Well it didn't work, the bride didn't ditch her new husband and run off with him.
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Oct 18, 2015 01:58
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I found this by the photo booth and brought it to him on the balcony Very good.
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Oct 18, 2015 02:00
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Red wine flowing, suspicions growin, dance moves........ showin? Dude might be gay??? I didn't straight up ask, but I was like "wher s your daye?" And he's all "I'm seeing someone but it's weird & not arrious yet" Guy is from south fuckinj Louisiana, he might be super closetd? Did I read this all wrong?
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Oct 18, 2015 02:09
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that explains the windswept skull
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Oct 18, 2015 02:11
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If he's also from lousiana you just need to start coonassing with him and you'll learn everything about him.
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Oct 18, 2015 02:11
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Dudes playing the pronoun game.
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Oct 18, 2015 02:12
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadn he's gone gently caress this guy My 4to is straight loving mackijg on a bridesmaid on th dance floor gently caress money smoke bitches get weed drink Merlot at altitude everyday suck my dick from the balls Mid he shows up with an AR I'll be missed
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Oct 18, 2015 02:26
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i bet homeboy is hella gay and he took all of beanies pestering as unwanted advances
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Oct 18, 2015 02:37
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Beanie gonna get laid tonight
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Fart Sandwiches posted:Beanie gonna get laid tonight Beanie has a four year old in the hotel room so gonna go with no.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Beanie has a four year old in the hotel room so gonna go with no. He'll just think daddy's hurting mommy.
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Oct 18, 2015 02:56
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maybe he can swing a handy in the hotel bathroom
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Oct 18, 2015 03:08
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Best man just straight up make it raine on the dance floor and I'm busy tryin to convivnd my kid to pick up the loving cash I'm Loki, dude. Thos paper s BUY LEGOS GET TO IT He just wants to dance with the hot younger sisftrt bridesbade Kids a ducking pmp gently caress beta maid. Dudes been gone for literally hours. He's a lost cause, gay r not Peace GiP
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Oct 18, 2015 03:10
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you're doing gods work man you made this weekend on GiP special
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You're kid's cool. See if he'll hook the man of honor up with a dance w/his bae Godholio posted:You're kid's cool. Then charge him 
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Oct 18, 2015 03:12
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beanie gonna give his wife another pearl necklace
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Oct 18, 2015 03:25
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bride should be getting smashed out right about now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne3XojNonEU
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Got me a bed and a wake up call and an early fuckin flight and I'm ssssooooo fuckin don with these mountains peace out you beautiful strangers you alre all special snowflakes I wish you the bwat
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Got me a bed and a wake up call and an early fuckin flight and I'm ssssooooo fuckin don with these mountains peace out you beautiful strangers you alre all special snowflakes I wish you the bwat Godspeed thanks for the entertainment!
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Oct 18, 2015 06:13
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You need to get man of honor laid, dude. You could seriously be averting a potential crisis. Find the fat bridesmais, get some alcohol into both of them, and let desperation and nature take its course. Be a hero
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Oct 18, 2015 08:47
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I am mildly disappointed this didn't get more intense.
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Oct 18, 2015 10:24
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Anyone up? Drinking and doing a 20% internet programming assignment due in ten hours, easy but tedious. Dunno if impromptu drunk skype sessions are a thing elsewhere but gently caress it, worth a shot ya'll are good cunts. I'll work my way through my top shelf if you do yours 
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Oct 18, 2015 12:47
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Sorry there wasn't a meltdown guys, I was really hoping for some sort of murder/suicide/arson/hostage situation.
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Sorry there wasn't a meltdown guys, I was really hoping for some sort of murder/suicide/arson/hostage situation. You did everything anyone could do, beanie. Not your fault the man of honor didn't have a breaking point. You did the Lord's work
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Rad Lieutenant posted:No dj, there's a loving iPod with a preset playlist What the gently caress kind of wedding is this? Was it a cash bar too?
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Oct 18, 2015 16:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDlR_ccnZww
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Whip Slagcheek posted:What the gently caress kind of wedding is this? Was it a cash bar too? Booze was free & flowing. I think they just saved money where they could since the trip itself was so expensive. Peepin butts at Denver international, p choice scenery by John Elway's restaurant. E: i don't know when yoga pants became the go to wear for air travel but I'm all for it. beanieson fucked around with this message at 17:19 on Oct 18, 2015 |
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Oct 18, 2015 17:16
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that dude looked like a slightly less deformed version of sloth
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Oct 18, 2015 17:56
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Airport is like yoga pants /leggings sanctuary. Not always the ones you wanna see tho
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Oct 18, 2015 18:05
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I was really hoping for some sort of murder/suicide/arson/hostage situation. New mouseover text? That or "dude stuff happens from time to time"
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Booze was free & flowing. I think they just saved money where they could since the trip itself was so expensive. They did a destination wedding to Colorado? Lol
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Oct 18, 2015 19:35
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"Press X to pay respects"
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Oct 18, 2015 19:42
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Whip Slagcheek posted:They did a destination wedding to Colorado? Lol Thats about as exotic as louisiana swamp folk can afford.
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Just won a free tattoo at a shop here
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