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Mike-o posted:idgaf about framing all the gay army poo poo i have but I'm seriously considering framing my discharge from the army certificate or whatever the gently caress. I knew a guy who framed his dishonorable discharge.
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gently caress, I already got out once, now I have to look forward to getting out again?! gently caress this noise.
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IRR every troop to be gate guard for 1 year rotations.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:IRR every troop to be gate guard for 1 year rotations. I will openly watch pornography and chain smoke while waving everybody through.
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uh no the obvious answer is to randomly search everyone esp the post commanders wife or whatever bullshit and make everyones lives living hells.
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That requires effort. The way I see it, it's my duty to do my job so overtly bad that they kick me out. Hot chicks get patdowns.
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:Confused if you guys are talking about EAS or end of IRR IRR is about to become the new active duty.
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Check everyone for valid license, registration, insurance, and post decal. Make sure they add up, that the plates match the paperwork, and that nothing has expired. Warn vehicle operator if any items will expire within next six months. Make sure that the plates are mounted properly and visible and clear of debris and that the little lights in the rear are functional. We can play that game. I'm gonna be out here all day anyway. You'll wake up extra, extra early to sit in line for an hour to get on post before formation.
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wait i fixed it everyone is gonna be dfac guard 1 year rotation at some stupid fob and get serious about pt belts
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somehow without combat pay or any of the stuff that makes deployments cool edit: reduction to E2 because if you wanted your old rank you could have stayed in you loving MONSTER
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Naked Bear posted:Check everyone for valid license, registration, insurance, and post decal. Make sure they add up, that the plates match the paperwork, and that nothing has expired. Warn vehicle operator if any items will expire within next six months. Make sure that the plates are mounted properly and visible and clear of debris and that the little lights in the rear are functional. Only do these things between 0500-0800. Spend rest of shift napping. See how many consecutive days this can be kept up before the post commander calls to complain about the five mile traffic backup during PT hours. Hillary Clintons Thong posted:wait i fixed it everyone is gonna be dfac guard 1 year rotation at some stupid fob and get serious about pt belts Don't let anybody who doesn't have shiny boots into the DFAC. When they complain tell them uniform regs aren't supposed to make sense.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:tell them nothing is supposed to make sense.
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Untagged posted:MSNBC is the worst. They double down with all these horrible commentators and wonder why they can't pick up average american ratings. The butch lesbian chick who's on in the middle of the night is hot but she says everything with this horrible smug grin and tone and its the worst.
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quote:The IRR is "a pool of pre-trained, high-quality manpower that the American military has invested a lot of money in — and they are just sitting there," Arnold Punaro, chairman of the Reserve Forces Policy Board, said in an interview. Because once you're out, you are just hanging out waiting to be called back to active duty. People don't get jobs or go to school. Short term missions won't even affect their lives at all.
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Larry Parrish posted:The butch lesbian chick who's on in the middle of the night is hot but she says everything with this horrible smug grin and tone and its the worst. ![]()
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Just bring back the loving draft if you're so desperate to man positions cheap without worrying about the person stuck dealing with the bullshit. Plus, the tumblr meltdowns would own
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I've got flat feet, just fyi
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I've got flat feet, just fyi Roll em on some coke bottles, Farva
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Hey guys, in case you're curious the term "hard worker" is now problematic and you can no longer say it. I'm about as bleeding heart liberal as you can get, but what the actual gently caress. jfc
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I honestly didn't expect Arnold Punaro to have been a veteran, because that "they're just sitting there" statement was so outrageous. He's a retired Marine 2-star. ![]()
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Godholio posted:I honestly didn't expect Arnold Punaro to have been a veteran, because that "they're just sitting there" statement was so outrageous. He's a retired Marine 2-star. It's not outrageous at all to me that a retired general is completely out of touch with the junior enlisted/officers in the IRR.
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I liked the new Jurassic Park while i was watching it, but the next morning the more I thought about it the more I thought "That was really a stupid loving Saturday Morning Cartoon with outstanding direction/CGI"
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You need to watch more Saturday morning cartoons (if they still existed). Because that movie owned.
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Godholio posted:You need to watch more Saturday morning cartoons (if they still existed). Because that movie owned. Dude, the raptors and T-rex thing toward the end, the loving super dino engineered for no sensible reason and the entire premise of the movie were weak as hell from a writing/story standpoint. But they had a poo poo ton of fun with it, so I enjoyed it, not to mention Chris Pratt played it about as well as anyone could ask. Thought to be honest it really just reminded me of something a kid would come up with smashing his toy dinosaurs and GI Joes together making explosion noises.
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I think that was the point, to grab the demographic of dorks our age that watched the originals as a kid. Dorks our age meaning everyone, because gently caress you if you didn't watch and like the original.
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Rick and Morty is funny as poo poo by the way, now that I finally got time to watch it. next week let me wax lyrical about this beer thing everyones been raving about.
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Mike-o posted:I think that was the point, to grab the demographic of dorks our age that watched the originals as a kid. Dorks our age meaning everyone, because gently caress you if you didn't watch and like the original. I get that, I'm not even saying it was a bad movie, because it was a good movie, it was also just really, really stupid on a fundamental level.
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Force de Fappe posted:next week let me wax lyrical about this beer thing everyones been raving about. it's pretty good, let me know how it goes! Now that it's starting to cool off, I think it's time to brew a batch. I recycled my vast disgusting collection of 22oz bottles when I moved, but Trader Joe's had some ginger ale in a swingtop, grabbed a couple of those.
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Booblord Zagats posted:Dude, the raptors and T-rex thing toward the end, the loving super dino engineered for no sensible reason and the entire premise of the movie were weak as hell from a writing/story standpoint. But they had a poo poo ton of fun with it, so I enjoyed it, not to mention Chris Pratt played it about as well as anyone could ask. Thought to be honest it really just reminded me of something a kid would come up with smashing his toy dinosaurs and GI Joes together making explosion noises. The movie is something of a light-hearted send up of modern day blockbusters. I thought that "people don't get excited any more for a T Rex" was as good a reason as any to conjure up the super dino. Zero Dark Raptor owns hard.
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Is it really that hard to find able bodies? So many people forced out and such. And the deadbeats who cruise through their full-time life/gig that is a reserve muster a month. Just itching to go active duty And the dudes with kids and a wife and poo poo that didn't know health insurance was that expensive. Seriously in some cases people are lining up to get back in, deploy, etc But I assume this is like the last IRR fuss where it's merely to recall people in very niche and small jobs where they can't retain anyone
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Wait a second
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Stultus Maximus posted:
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:
Yeah, just like how the Total Force concept was to take care of that. Fast forward to guard/reserves owning half the deployments; that article specifically mentioned peacetime operations. That's a huge fuckoff warning sign.
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Well anyways since I'm almost an adult now and have been getting some movies for home I should have a digital HD copy of: Back to the future 1-3 You guys figure out who is more entitled to what Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Oct 28, 2015 |
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obv grover deserves the F&F collection
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Showed my mom my new license plate. She asked what it meant, I explained, she says she's sorry she drank a bottle of wine the day before she found out she was pregnant Also, I got the whole Brosnan Bond collection, if anyone wants to Digital codes PM/Email/Blow me
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Booblord Zagats posted:Showed my mom my new license plate. She asked what it meant, I explained, she says she's sorry she drank a bottle of wine the day before she found out she was pregnant You're making me strongly consider getting that plate when I register in CA
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:You're making me strongly consider getting that plate when I register in CA Its been a blast. Sunsets last longer, steaks are thicker, beer is sweeter and my dick is a solid three quarters of an inch girthier
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