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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Mike-o posted:

idgaf about framing all the gay army poo poo i have but I'm seriously considering framing my discharge from the army certificate or whatever the gently caress.

I knew a guy who framed his dishonorable discharge.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
gently caress, I already got out once, now I have to look forward to getting out again?! gently caress this noise.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
IRR every troop to be gate guard for 1 year rotations.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

IRR every troop to be gate guard for 1 year rotations.

I will openly watch pornography and chain smoke while waving everybody through.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
uh no the obvious answer is to randomly search everyone esp the post commanders wife or whatever bullshit and make everyones lives living hells.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

That requires effort. The way I see it, it's my duty to do my job so overtly bad that they kick me out.

Hot chicks get patdowns.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Confused if you guys are talking about EAS or end of IRR

IRR is about to become the new active duty.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Check everyone for valid license, registration, insurance, and post decal. Make sure they add up, that the plates match the paperwork, and that nothing has expired. Warn vehicle operator if any items will expire within next six months. Make sure that the plates are mounted properly and visible and clear of debris and that the little lights in the rear are functional.

We can play that game. I'm gonna be out here all day anyway. You'll wake up extra, extra early to sit in line for an hour to get on post before formation.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
wait i fixed it everyone is gonna be dfac guard 1 year rotation at some stupid fob and get serious about pt belts

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
somehow without combat pay or any of the stuff that makes deployments cool

edit: reduction to E2 because if you wanted your old rank you could have stayed in you loving MONSTER

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Naked Bear posted:

Check everyone for valid license, registration, insurance, and post decal. Make sure they add up, that the plates match the paperwork, and that nothing has expired. Warn vehicle operator if any items will expire within next six months. Make sure that the plates are mounted properly and visible and clear of debris and that the little lights in the rear are functional.

We can play that game.

Only do these things between 0500-0800. Spend rest of shift napping. See how many consecutive days this can be kept up before the post commander calls to complain about the five mile traffic backup during PT hours.

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

wait i fixed it everyone is gonna be dfac guard 1 year rotation at some stupid fob and get serious about pt belts

Don't let anybody who doesn't have shiny boots into the DFAC. When they complain tell them uniform regs aren't supposed to make sense.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

tell them nothing is supposed to make sense.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Untagged posted:

MSNBC is the worst. They double down with all these horrible commentators and wonder why they can't pick up average american ratings.

The butch lesbian chick who's on in the middle of the night is hot but she says everything with this horrible smug grin and tone and its the worst.

Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.

quote:

The IRR is "a pool of pre-trained, high-quality manpower that the American military has invested a lot of money in and they are just sitting there," Arnold Punaro, chairman of the Reserve Forces Policy Board, said in an interview.

Because once you're out, you are just hanging out waiting to be called back to active duty. People don't get jobs or go to school. Short term missions won't even affect their lives at all.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Larry Parrish posted:

The butch lesbian chick who's on in the middle of the night is hot but she says everything with this horrible smug grin and tone and its the worst.

:agreed:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Just bring back the loving draft if you're so desperate to man positions cheap without worrying about the person stuck dealing with the bullshit. Plus, the tumblr meltdowns would own

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I've got flat feet, just fyi

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I've got flat feet, just fyi

Roll em on some coke bottles, Farva

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Hey guys, in case you're curious the term "hard worker" is now problematic and you can no longer say it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKdtAxXGh-Y

I'm about as bleeding heart liberal as you can get, but what the actual gently caress. jfc

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I honestly didn't expect Arnold Punaro to have been a veteran, because that "they're just sitting there" statement was so outrageous. He's a retired Marine 2-star. :stare:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford


Godholio posted:

I honestly didn't expect Arnold Punaro to have been a veteran, because that "they're just sitting there" statement was so outrageous. He's a retired Marine 2-star. :stare:

It's not outrageous at all to me that a retired general is completely out of touch with the junior enlisted/officers in the IRR.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I liked the new Jurassic Park while i was watching it, but the next morning the more I thought about it the more I thought "That was really a stupid loving Saturday Morning Cartoon with outstanding direction/CGI"

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
You need to watch more Saturday morning cartoons (if they still existed). Because that movie owned.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Godholio posted:

You need to watch more Saturday morning cartoons (if they still existed). Because that movie owned.

Dude, the raptors and T-rex thing toward the end, the loving super dino engineered for no sensible reason and the entire premise of the movie were weak as hell from a writing/story standpoint. But they had a poo poo ton of fun with it, so I enjoyed it, not to mention Chris Pratt played it about as well as anyone could ask. Thought to be honest it really just reminded me of something a kid would come up with smashing his toy dinosaurs and GI Joes together making explosion noises.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I think that was the point, to grab the demographic of dorks our age that watched the originals as a kid. Dorks our age meaning everyone, because gently caress you if you didn't watch and like the original.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Rick and Morty is funny as poo poo by the way, now that I finally got time to watch it.

next week let me wax lyrical about this beer thing everyones been raving about.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Mike-o posted:

I think that was the point, to grab the demographic of dorks our age that watched the originals as a kid. Dorks our age meaning everyone, because gently caress you if you didn't watch and like the original.

I get that, I'm not even saying it was a bad movie, because it was a good movie, it was also just really, really stupid on a fundamental level.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Force de Fappe posted:

next week let me wax lyrical about this beer thing everyones been raving about.

it's pretty good, let me know how it goes!

Now that it's starting to cool off, I think it's time to brew a batch. I recycled my vast disgusting collection of 22oz bottles when I moved, but Trader Joe's had some ginger ale in a swingtop, grabbed a couple of those.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Booblord Zagats posted:

Dude, the raptors and T-rex thing toward the end, the loving super dino engineered for no sensible reason and the entire premise of the movie were weak as hell from a writing/story standpoint. But they had a poo poo ton of fun with it, so I enjoyed it, not to mention Chris Pratt played it about as well as anyone could ask. Thought to be honest it really just reminded me of something a kid would come up with smashing his toy dinosaurs and GI Joes together making explosion noises.

The movie is something of a light-hearted send up of modern day blockbusters. I thought that "people don't get excited any more for a T Rex" was as good a reason as any to conjure up the super dino.

Zero Dark Raptor owns hard.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

holocaust bloopers posted:


Zero Dark Raptor

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Is it really that hard to find able bodies? So many people forced out and such. And the deadbeats who cruise through their full-time life/gig that is a reserve muster a month. Just itching to go active duty


And the dudes with kids and a wife and poo poo that didn't know health insurance was that expensive. Seriously in some cases people are lining up to get back in, deploy, etc


But I assume this is like the last IRR fuss where it's merely to recall people in very niche and small jobs where they can't retain anyone

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May


Happy Hallowhatever.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Wait a second

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Stultus Maximus posted:



Happy Hallowhatever.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:


But I assume this is like the last IRR fuss where it's merely to recall people in very niche and small jobs where they can't retain anyone

Yeah, just like how the Total Force concept was to take care of that. Fast forward to guard/reserves owning half the deployments; that article specifically mentioned peacetime operations. That's a huge fuckoff warning sign.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Well anyways since I'm almost an adult now and have been getting some movies for home I should have a digital HD copy of:

Ghostbusters 1/2
Back to the future 1-3
Fast and furious 1-7

You guys figure out who is more entitled to what

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Oct 28, 2015

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

obv grover deserves the F&F collection

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Showed my mom my new license plate. She asked what it meant, I explained, she says she's sorry she drank a bottle of wine the day before she found out she was pregnant


Also, I got the whole Brosnan Bond collection, if anyone wants to Digital codes PM/Email/Blow me

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Booblord Zagats posted:

Showed my mom my new license plate. She asked what it meant, I explained, she says she's sorry she drank a bottle of wine the day before she found out she was pregnant


Also, I got the whole Brosnan Bond collection, if anyone wants to Digital codes PM/Email/Blow me

You're making me strongly consider getting that plate when I register in CA

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

You're making me strongly consider getting that plate when I register in CA

Its been a blast. Sunsets last longer, steaks are thicker, beer is sweeter and my dick is a solid three quarters of an inch girthier

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