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Took a huge, painful and tarry black poo poo this morning and kinda panicked about internal bleeding for a bit, called my Physician's Assistant since we actually hang out and watch football sometimes. He was concerned too until he remembered a few minutes in to giving me advice  "Didn't we just put you on medication for your ulcer?" "Yeah, you did." "What dosage are you on?" "one sec let me look at the bottle, uh, says *dosage instructions*" "Goddamit, Yeah, the doc wrote the script wrong, that's a pretty big overdose, your poo poo is gonna be black for a few days, don't worry. In the mean time use *correct dosage* and I'll remind the doctor to get checked for senility"Non-VA healthcare continues to be good, even when they gently caress up
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:We have a thread for that Still buzzed from lastnight and couldn't remember the thread, plus I just wanted to share my poop story 
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USMC503 posted:Holy poo poo. I'm going on having been a goon for 4 years now. gently caress where did time go. werent you drinking smirnoff ice?
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:pretty sure it was because smoke crack didnt want to do one after failing his no drinking challenge are you saying.... smoke crack's a bitch
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:oh my god where is this from originally I'm not sure, think it was posted in a reddit gif thread.
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If I could blow myself I'd definitely do it in a crowd.
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Rad Lieutenant posted:If I could blow myself I'd definitely do it in a crowd. Why don't we just blow each other simultaneously.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Why don't we just blow each other simultaneously. USPP entrance exam spotted.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Why don't we just blow each other simultaneously. Next best thing I suppose
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:werent you drinking smirnoff ice? Yes. Something I do not encourage anyone to do ever. Kind of like joining the mil.
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They, uh, make those dolls look pretty young. 
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That thing's pretty stacked for a 12 year old (no pedo)
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What would compel someone to leave the house with one of those things?
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Ckwiesr posted:What would compel someone to leave the house with one of those things? Probably the same disconnection from reality that makes you want to buy one in the first place?
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DragonEXtwo 88 points : 9 replies : a day ago reply WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE A CHILD?! chevysandcorgis 48 points : 1 reply : a day ago reply Keeps him away from the real ones? DragonEXtwo 12 points : 1 reply : a day ago reply There's a real one right next to him. chevysandcorgis 32 points : a day ago reply Ok, keeps him OUT of the real ones
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:They, uh, make those dolls look pretty young. When I was stationed in Japan, a buddy of mine and I went into this 7-story porn store that's right next to the Akihabara station in Tokyo. They had a pretty impressive collection of sex dolls, but the creepiest one by far was the one made up to look like a schoolgirl with the little plastic tear on her cheek
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Slim Pickens posted:That thing's pretty stacked for a 12 year old (no pedo)
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Slim Pickens posted:That thing's pretty stacked for a 12 year old (no pedo) its the tupperware. Dingleberry fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Nov 17, 2015 |
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loving el oh el.
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why the gently caress is grey hair a trend now, it drives me loving insane
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The people you hang out with are getting older.
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Godholio posted:The people you hang out with are getting older. no like, legit dying one's hair grey is a trend
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Well on that note let's talk MLM schemes. This smart upper class middle aged white chick got roped into one. . Like I don't even know what the gently caress they sell they just hashtag poo poo and from what I can tell the whole thing involves going to a bar/grill with a bunch of attractive white people. Then they do presentations I guess? Part of it makes me sad because they simply refuse to believe it's a pyramid in any capacity or this one dude who started it totally made a million bucks and drives a corvette. They get so delusional. Also I saw something about having to pay $600 (but you make that back after you recruit 3 others!) Then she made a post about how if she's bugging friends/family via text or phone calls its not because she wants to sell them stuff she KNOWS it will benefit and save their life....somehow Because she dumped so much into it outright she got some obnoxious f350 to drive It's kind of like watching the whole thing in steps via Facebook  Hit me with your best base housing MLM ITT Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Nov 18, 2015 |
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:Well on that note let's talk MLM schemes. This isn't that isagenix bullshit is it? I've basically disowned one of my friends because he just won't take no for an answer
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I don't know what's what these days. They keep coming up with all this wild zany names and rebranding poo poo. Not to mention you never have any idea what the product their selling actually is. 
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Just draw a quick diagram. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a231RLKyfPw
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Yeah but these new age MLM's literally brain wash people to look at it at every angle but a pyramid. They try to make it hip and cool I guess. You can show some people that office clip but they'll just never accept it Oh well pretty much sums up American greed so ces't la vie
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:I don't know what's what these days. They keep coming up with all this wild zany names and rebranding poo poo. Not to mention you never have any idea what the product their selling actually is. Eh I mean isagenix is some kind of meal replacement but they push the signing up angle really hard and the thing that annoys me the most is the way he frames it as trying to help people
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:Well on that note let's talk MLM schemes. Whenever I got bugged about these things I had to restrain myself from saying "no thanks, my wife has a real job."
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:Well on that note let's talk MLM schemes. I'm the logo labeled "sapphire level" that isn't colored blue.
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CUSTOMER SOURCES: YOU
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Stultus Maximus posted:Whenever I got bugged about these things I had to restrain myself from saying "no thanks, my wife has a real job." Why would you restrain yourself from telling off some schmuck who's either knowingly swindling you or too dumb to live?
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at the date posted:Why would you restrain yourself from telling off some schmuck who's either knowingly swindling you or too dumb to live? Because sometimes they outranked me. e: happy? Stultus Maximus fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Nov 18, 2015 |
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Stultus Maximus posted:Because sometimes they outrank me. gently caress you if youre still in
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