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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > GiP Drunk Thread 2k15: Merry Christmas from the beaniesons!

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Freshman who's into anal. Go / no-go, majority of first five replies is the course of action I take.

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Delizin: Nov 9, 2005; It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.

Go, go, go, go, go

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vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

is he big or average

# ? Nov 18, 2015 22:42

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

How high is your tolerance for crying and drama?

# ? Nov 18, 2015 22:42

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

that would be the first question id want answered before i can tell you if you should get your rear end hosed or not

# ? Nov 18, 2015 22:43

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

really we're talking girth not length here. if hes really thick, you probably dont want it.

but maybe you're a size queen and you're into it.

too many variables here.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 22:44

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

is he big or average

I've already taken the biggest one there is, so this is a non-issue.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 22:45

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

pound that anus

# ? Nov 18, 2015 22:47

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

now there is a question of technique

do you think he would be a good lover?

# ? Nov 18, 2015 22:47

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

make sure to raw dog it too so you get poo poo in your cock hole

# ? Nov 18, 2015 22:49

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Veins if you want some manlove in your turd factory you don't have to skirt around the issue, just tell us.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 22:50

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

make sure to raw dog it too so you get poo poo in your cock hole

Any tips for cleaning the poo poo out of the cockhole? Just piss it out, or do you try to milk your dick like an udder?

ps really don't want to have to resort to q tips or anything else inserted

# ? Nov 18, 2015 22:51

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Any tips for cleaning the poo poo out of the cockhole? Just piss it out, or do you try to milk your dick like an udder?

ps really don't want to have to resort to q tips or anything else inserted

ask n4i

# ? Nov 18, 2015 22:52

Eugene V. Dubstep: Oct 4, 2013; Can't post for 7 years!

experiment with a jar of nutella first

# ? Nov 18, 2015 22:53

Helldump Immunity.: Aug 2, 2013; Fuck you

queef it out

# ? Nov 18, 2015 22:54

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Helldump Immunity. posted:

queef it out

works for your mom

# ? Nov 18, 2015 22:58

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

at the date posted:

experiment with a jar of nutella first

brb

# ? Nov 18, 2015 22:59

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

# ? Nov 18, 2015 23:00

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

So milking it got out most of the Nutella but there's still some residue in there. Gonna get a lot of fluids in me & see what happens when I piss.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 23:11

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Go. Wear a condom.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 23:12

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Go. Wear a condom.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 23:14

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Go. Wear a condom.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 23:28

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Raw dog that poo poo.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 23:35

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

I guess barebacking if it's gay sex.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 23:35

Eugene V. Dubstep: Oct 4, 2013; Can't post for 7 years!

yeah ok Charlie

# ? Nov 18, 2015 23:40

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Mike-o posted:

Veins if you want some manlove in your turd factory you don't have to skirt around the issue, just tell us.

# ? Nov 18, 2015 23:53

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Guess we know who in gip N4i would do

# ? Nov 19, 2015 00:10

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

flag by: rubber cat

# ? Nov 19, 2015 00:11

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Would you guys marry a girl that did anal on the first date

# ? Nov 19, 2015 00:17

Nice and hot piss: Jan 31, 2004

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Would you guys marry a girl that did anal on the first date

Depends on if she's an ATM kinda girl

# ? Nov 19, 2015 00:19

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

but hows the dick? not too thick but kinda long??

# ? Nov 19, 2015 00:24

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

MurderBot posted:

Depends on if she's an ATM kinda girl

:vince:

# ? Nov 19, 2015 00:25

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Would you guys marry a girl that did anal on the first date

I work with a guy who got married for this exact reason. Lasted like five years, way longer than we all thought it would.

# ? Nov 19, 2015 00:39

Eugene V. Dubstep: Oct 4, 2013; Can't post for 7 years!

I actually like my women kinda repressed.

# ? Nov 19, 2015 01:04

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

at the date posted:

I actually like my women kinda repressed.

So, uh, yeah speaking of.

Not gonna stick my dick in that, after all. :stare:

:stare:

# ? Nov 19, 2015 01:16

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

did xhe have a penis

# ? Nov 19, 2015 01:20

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

Did she clarify that she would be the pitcher

# ? Nov 19, 2015 01:21

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Naked Bear posted:

So, uh, yeah speaking of.

Not gonna stick my dick in that, after all.

Day drinker?

# ? Nov 19, 2015 01:23

Helldump Immunity.: Aug 2, 2013; Fuck you

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

works for your mom

gross, man!!!

# ? Nov 19, 2015 01:24

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EBB: Feb 15, 2005

give her a rusty venture

# ? Nov 19, 2015 01:31

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