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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Freshman who's into anal. Go / no-go, majority of first five replies is the course of action I take.

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Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.
Go, go, go, go, go

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
is he big or average

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
How high is your tolerance for crying and drama?

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
that would be the first question id want answered before i can tell you if you should get your rear end hosed or not

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
really we're talking girth not length here. if hes really thick, you probably dont want it.

but maybe you're a size queen and you're into it.

too many variables here.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

is he big or average
I've already taken the biggest one there is, so this is a non-issue.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
pound that anus

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
now there is a question of technique

do you think he would be a good lover?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
make sure to raw dog it too so you get poo poo in your cock hole

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Veins if you want some manlove in your turd factory you don't have to skirt around the issue, just tell us.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

make sure to raw dog it too so you get poo poo in your cock hole

Any tips for cleaning the poo poo out of the cockhole? Just piss it out, or do you try to milk your dick like an udder?

ps really don't want to have to resort to q tips or anything else inserted

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Any tips for cleaning the poo poo out of the cockhole? Just piss it out, or do you try to milk your dick like an udder?

ps really don't want to have to resort to q tips or anything else inserted

ask n4i

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 7 years!
experiment with a jar of nutella first

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
queef it out

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

works for your mom

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

at the date posted:

experiment with a jar of nutella first

brb

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
So milking it got out most of the Nutella but there's still some residue in there. Gonna get a lot of fluids in me & see what happens when I piss.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Go. Wear a condom.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Go. Wear a condom.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Go. Wear a condom.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Raw dog that poo poo.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I guess barebacking if it's gay sex.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 7 years!
yeah ok Charlie

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Mike-o posted:

Veins if you want some manlove in your turd factory you don't have to skirt around the issue, just tell us.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Guess we know who in gip N4i would do

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Would you guys marry a girl that did anal on the first date

Nice and hot piss
Jan 31, 2004

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Would you guys marry a girl that did anal on the first date

Depends on if she's an ATM kinda girl

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
but hows the dick? not too thick but kinda long??

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

MurderBot posted:

Depends on if she's an ATM kinda girl

:vince:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Would you guys marry a girl that did anal on the first date

I work with a guy who got married for this exact reason. Lasted like five years, way longer than we all thought it would.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 7 years!
I actually like my women kinda repressed.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

at the date posted:

I actually like my women kinda repressed.
So, uh, yeah speaking of.

Not gonna stick my dick in that, after all. :stare:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
did xhe have a penis

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Did she clarify that she would be the pitcher

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Naked Bear posted:

So, uh, yeah speaking of.

Not gonna stick my dick in that, after all. :stare:

Day drinker?

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

works for your mom

gross, man!!!

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

give her a rusty venture

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