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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





she hot

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

They're real, too

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Duzzy Funlop posted:

They're real, too

Was gonna say that either way, God made those.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

http://i.imgur.com/Xt8gNcF.gif :nws:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





it's winking at me

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Duzzy Funlop posted:

And Hayden Winters and her :nws:-redhead assets:

http://i.imgur.com/xCLhX3G.jpg

:flashfap:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
ive never understood the bouncing on a ball fetish

much like foot fetish i think it's dumb as hell

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Problematic that there's not a term for "occasionally sucks d*ck from the back"

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

holocaust bloopers posted:

Problematic that there's not a term for "occasionally sucks d*ck from the back"
That's what all of those terms mean.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
so is this like how eskimos have a billions ways to say snow

but with vegans describing how they're huge pussies

MEAT REPULSES ME

IN THEORY I LIKE MEAT

IM SO EMOTIONALLY SPENT, I CANNOT EAT MEAT TODAY

elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Nov 19, 2015

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

holocaust bloopers posted:

Problematic that there's not a term for "occasionally sucks d*ck from the back"

Fidel cashflow.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





elite_garbage_man posted:

so is this like how eskimos have a billions ways to say snow

but with vegans describing how they're huge pussies

MEAT REPULSES ME

IN THEORY I LIKE MEAT

IM SO EMOTIONALLY SPENT, I CANNOT EAT MET TODAY

Trigger warning

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Mike-o posted:

Fidel cashflow.

there are no weekend warriors on dick

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I see that poo poo all over SF. Also apparently I am literally Hitler for smoking tobacco.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

http://popularmilitary.com/vietnam-veteran-humiliated-and-assaulted-by-active-duty-marines/


my stolen valor

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
smeper if marines, protecting us from the real threat to our country

Nice and hot piss
Jan 31, 2004

you can steal my valor any time N4D

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 3, 2006

i never asked for this

Two Finger posted:

Trigger warning

Triggered my boner

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Went out with one of my Koreans (who passed her Arizona written driving test and got a permit) to Lake Mary in a friend's car to "teach her how to drive" before she takes her practical exam, pretended to be a parallel-parked car for a bunch of times, made her drive to Sonic for some extraordinarily lovely drinks with pop-rocks (:911:) and felt bad for not getting Mozzarella sticks, had a casual gin tonic and now I'm going out to use up some of my weekly meals at Chik-fil-a.

Waroduce posted:

*waits 45 mins to load a titty*

Also Heather Brooke god bless

First ~internet~ thing I ever whacked off to was an incredibly grainy gif of a chick with a vibrator.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
So I guess if you want to only eat food that consents to being eaten, you're probably going to starve pretty quickly? I mean, unless your diet is like 100% semen.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Anyone read any good history forums? I'm no critical thinker but I love shifting through engaging historically accurate discussions about anything <1500

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Once you figure out who actually knows their poo poo and who's a mouthbreathing tard, the milhist threads in A/T are pretty good.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Oh yeah the ask/tell threads are great. Especially once certain mods got their reigns off of them. You come to recognize all the savvy dudes' avatars and just read what they have to say.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Went out with one of my Koreans (who passed her Arizona written driving test and got a permit) to Lake Mary in a friend's car to "teach her how to drive" before she takes her practical exam, pretended to be a parallel-parked car for a bunch of times, made her drive to Sonic for some extraordinarily lovely drinks with pop-rocks (:911:) and felt bad for not getting Mozzarella sticks, had a casual gin tonic and now I'm going out to use up some of my weekly meals at Chik-fil-a.


First ~internet~ thing I ever whacked off to was an incredibly grainy gif of a chick with a vibrator.

AZ doesn't have parallel parking in the driver's test. It's just a 3 point turn

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

CA DMZ made me take a written test today to transfer an out of state license.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Booblord Zagats posted:

AZ doesn't have parallel parking in the driver's test. It's just a 3 point turn

My Alabama driving test was maybe 9 minutes in an aging Toyota Corolla that was so busted that it would stall when you'd stop at a red-light when the A/C was on, so the DMV chick couldn't be bothered with anything other than a quick dip into Opelika, a 3-point-turn and then told me to hustle back to the DMV.
Earlier this year, someone told me the AZ test was equally easy, but the guy that owned the car today said you'd need to parallel park so :shrug:

I'll pour myself another Paulaner Weissbier that Safeway for some reason had on sale and then contemplate explaining to the chick why Koreans are considered lovely drivers in the US.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Anyone read any good history forums? I'm no critical thinker but I love shifting through engaging historically accurate discussions about anything <1500

Not forums, but the dudes that do that Extra Credit youtube videos about video game design started a history series earlier in the year. It's pretty interesting. I really like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI5_idvxm18

"Hey, why let a few armed legions supporting the antipope to kick the legitimate pope out of Rom get in the way of a good Crusade?"

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Nov 20, 2015

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 7 years!
I'm sure it's really interesting but that modified voice is so goddamn grating.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
okay

also lol@ you saying anyone's voice is grating

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Not forums, but the dudes that do that Extra Credit youtube videos about video game design started a history series earlier in the year. It's pretty interesting. I really like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI5_idvxm18

"Hey, why let a few armed legions supporting the antipope to kick the legitimate pope out of Rom get in the way of a good Crusade?"

This is pretty good. It boils down the First crusade to "Mistakes Were Made".

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 7 years!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

okay

also lol@ you saying anyone's voice is grating

I don't record history lectures deliberately altering my voice to make it more annoying

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

also lol@ you saying anyone's voice is grating

:vince: lmfao

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 7 years!

Yeah, yeah.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I don't get it.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


at the date has a funny voice irl

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I understand that, didn't know anyone had heard his voice on these forums or if there was something I didn't know I don't know I'll shut up now.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


This is gonna go flying down the meta drama hole in short order, so yea.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 7 years!
Yeah I have a really monotone, deep, kinda nasal voice. Sounds totally normal to me but I have it on good authority that I talk like a 1950s sci-fi movie robot. I wouldn't have thought N4I would remember it since I hopped into GiP teamspeak maybe twice ever but there you go.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 7 years!
This is what N4I makes me feel like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7yu-ORfg7U

words cut like very sharp razors

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

oh just gently caress already

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