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Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Where does a 200 pound Maori warrior sleep?

I don't know, but don't wake him prematurely.

You wouldn't be able to any way cause he's probably drunk

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iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Honestly all most nations need nowadays national security-wise.

Yup, some guys with beards to go play whack-a-mole/terrorist in whatever shithole country the Americans invaded this year, maybe a couple F-16s or something to go drop bombs on terrorists in whatever country the Americans invaded this year (although lol at that one since the RNZAF's most capable platform is like a C-130 or maybe some trainer since they got rid of their fighters 15 years ago).

Leave the rest of it to Uncle Sugar.

\/ lol good point. On the list of priorities for an island nation... \/

iyaayas01 fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Jun 22, 2015

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


iyaayas01 posted:

Yup, some guys with beards to go play whack-a-mole/terrorist in whatever shithole country the Americans invaded this year, maybe a couple F-16s or something to go drop bombs on terrorists in whatever country the Americans invaded this year (although lol at that one since the RNZAF's most capable platform is like a C-130 or maybe some trainer since they got rid of their fighters 15 years ago).

Leave the rest of it to Uncle Sugar.

Hey. They've got more maritime patrol planes than the UK. :laffo:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
More fixed wing aircraft than the Royal Navy (4 excluding trainers).

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Godholio posted:

More fixed wing aircraft than the Royal Navy (4 excluding trainers).

lol what are the 4?

Because I only count Tudors, Hawks, and King Airs (all trainers).

Are the 4 F-35Bs? Because if so :lol:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I really want to know what the endgame is going to be like when our dominance goes tits up and we tell everybody else to fend for themselves.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Mike-o posted:

I really want to know what the endgame is going to be like when our dominance goes tits up and we tell everybody else to fend for themselves.

Russia farts around in Eastern Europe but fails miserably to accomplish anything because their "military might" is like two pieces of equipment that aren't ancient, a bunch of other old decrepit equipment, and drunken "volunteers" (exhibit a: the on-going "crisis in Ukraine" where they've still failed to overpower a tenth-rate power). China dominates the South China Sea (sorry Flips) but proceeds to overextend themselves anywhere else they try and project power because, holy poo poo guys, projecting power more than a couple hundred miles off-shore is actually really hard. Whoops, we kinda hosed that one up. Also maybe they take over Taiwan but who really cares.

Africa continues to be a shithole without redemption, Middle East continues to be a conflagration (mostly of their own making). Latin America continues their decline intro bankruptcy, but who cares because they have chicas with great asses.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


iyaayas01 posted:

Russia farts around in Eastern Europe but fails miserably to accomplish anything because their "military might" is like two pieces of equipment that aren't ancient, a bunch of other old decrepit equipment, and drunken "volunteers" (exhibit a: the on-going "crisis in Ukraine" where they've still failed to overpower a tenth-rate power). China dominates the South China Sea (sorry Flips) but proceeds to overextend themselves anywhere else they try and project power because, holy poo poo guys, projecting power more than a couple hundred miles off-shore is actually really hard. Whoops, we kinda hosed that one up. Also maybe they take over Taiwan but who really cares.

Africa continues to be a shithole without redemption, Middle East continues to be a conflagration (mostly of their own making). Latin America continues their decline intro bankruptcy, but who cares because they have chicas with great asses.

So what you're saying is, the world keeps turning.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!



Im Zion gendered

Heil Zion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk2vrRKel6k

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

I'm civil/attack helicopter gender.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wESpXvwHloc

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

ManMythLegend posted:

I'm civil/attack helicopter gender.

Same, but I was born a Trans-Am

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Booblord Zagats posted:

Same, but I was born a Trans-Am

Myself, I'm Mayonnaise

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

They hosed up the Khorne glyph, it's supposed to have teeth coming off the bottom.
:goonsay:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I am the derivative of chaos with respect to Mars.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

The Rat posted:

They hosed up the Khorne glyph, it's supposed to have teeth coming off the bottom.
:goonsay:



shutup nerd

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

:thejoke:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
says the animu loving puerto rican

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


:thejoke::thejoke:

Mike-o posted:

says the animu loving puerto rican

dont make post animu warhams

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

I made an offering to the Blood God last weekend: http://i.imgur.com/FRWZezX.jpg

The Blood God was pleased and bestowed me with +1A: http://vidmg.photobucket.com/albums...4_153619379.mp4

(The arm wound was from hitting that door hinge with too much momentum, went about an inch deep and required five stitches. :unsmigghh: )


edit: vvvv: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vljHBXA3UKE

The Rat fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Jun 22, 2015

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

The Rat posted:

I made an offering to the Blood God last weekend: http://i.imgur.com/FRWZezX.jpg

The Blood God was pleased and bestowed me with +1A: http://vidmg.photobucket.com/albums...4_153619379.mp4

(The arm wound was from hitting that door hinge with too much momentum, went about an inch deep and required five stitches. :unsmigghh: )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDk6fvkEp2k

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

to whoever the kind soul is that uploaded a perfect 720p version of the new mad max onto the internet

thank you

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

to whoever the kind soul is that uploaded a perfect 720p version of the new mad max onto the internet

thank you

:nsa:

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.



Curse of Hatred?

Welp.

Guess there is something to this alternative gender stuff.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

I'm 'between 1 and 3 knots southward'-gender.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

to whoever the kind soul is that uploaded a perfect 720p version of the new mad max onto the internet

thank you

the 1080p copy I've got is better

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

iyaayas01 posted:

lol what are the 4?

Because I only count Tudors, Hawks, and King Airs (all trainers).

Are the 4 F-35Bs? Because if so :lol:

Yep. :dance:

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
New True Detective seems like poo poo so far.
The Brink isn't funny.
Ballers is black people entourage.


Pull it together HBO.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Victor Vermis posted:

New True Detective seems like poo poo so far.
The Brink isn't funny.
Ballers is black people entourage.


Pull it together HBO.

Yes but Dwayne The Rock Johnsonn though

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Victor Vermis posted:

New True Detective seems like poo poo so far.
The Brink isn't funny.
Ballers is black people entourage.


Pull it together HBO.

Like all things black, its slightly better than the white version of Entourage.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

Like all things black, its slightly better than the white version of Entourage.

Never seen Entourage, but I'm sure that is true.

Of those three shows, Ballers was the one I enjoyed the most.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

The Rat posted:

I made an offering to the Blood God last weekend: http://i.imgur.com/FRWZezX.jpg

The Blood God was pleased and bestowed me with +1A: http://vidmg.photobucket.com/albums...4_153619379.mp4

(The arm wound was from hitting that door hinge with too much momentum, went about an inch deep and required five stitches. :unsmigghh: )


edit: vvvv: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vljHBXA3UKE

corn is pleased with your offering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSVS_MMxe3Y


ps lmbo at el mangina trying to call the rat a nerd

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I was excited about the Brink when I first saw the trailer. Now that it's sitting on my DVR I'm very :effort:

Anita Dickinme
Jan 24, 2013


Grimey Drawer

holocaust bloopers posted:

the 1080p copy I've got is better

Sharing is caring.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Where da filez at

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

corn is pleased with your offering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSVS_MMxe3Y


ps lmbo at el mangina trying to call the rat a nerd

Well to be fair I am a pretty huge nerd.

I mean this was my OPFOR outfit when I was shooting blanks at Ranger students.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/krieg10.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/krieg13.jpg

Much like the warrior-poet 2pac says that thugs get lonely too, nerds get crazy too.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

The Rat posted:

Well to be fair I am a pretty huge nerd.

I mean this was my OPFOR outfit when I was shooting blanks at Ranger students.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/krieg10.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/krieg13.jpg

Much like the warrior-poet 2pac says that thugs get lonely too, nerds get crazy too.

loving lmbo :allears:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

i'm triggered that they didn't include transraptor in that image. loving shitlords.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


The Rat posted:

Well to be fair I am a pretty huge nerd.

I mean this was my OPFOR outfit when I was shooting blanks at Ranger students.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/krieg10.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/krieg13.jpg

Much like the warrior-poet 2pac says that thugs get lonely too, nerds get crazy too.

Dude. Those pictures are everything I aspire to be in life.

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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

The Rat posted:

Well to be fair I am a pretty huge nerd.

I mean this was my OPFOR outfit when I was shooting blanks at Ranger students.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/krieg10.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/krieg13.jpg

Much like the warrior-poet 2pac says that thugs get lonely too, nerds get crazy too.

im too much of a self-loathing, self-hating nerd to pull poo poo like this. :(
Im jelous.

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