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Most programs these days are able to recognize a misnamed file extension.
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Rad Lieutenant posted:She's got this weird uniboob thing going on. Google tells me that this is usually the result of a messed up boob job - to get implants in that are too big for the frame or to try and make super cleavage, the surgeon cuts the pectoral muscle too close to the sternum.
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Stultus Maximus posted:Google tells me that this is usually the result of a messed up boob job - to get implants in that are too big for the frame or to try and make super cleavage, the surgeon cuts the pectoral muscle too close to the sternum. It'd have to be the latter because there's like none of the signs that usually tell you they're fakies when they bounce. Either way, round of applause for the saint that created those.
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Rad Lieutenant posted:She's got this weird uniboob thing going on. why's she's so shiny? also lol at the nipples on the guy
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:why's she's so shiny? massage or some type of oil most likely. There are a lot of porns that have a massage scene and end up with a gal covered in baby oil or whatnot the whole time.
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:why's she's so shiny? This is why you always go with leather.
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One Uniboob(s) to rule them all. ![]() ![]() Also, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNacC_ajNyk
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:why's she's so shiny? ![]()
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she is real drat firm![]() http://i.imgur.com/X8ZffGj.jpg http://i.imgur.com/T7wyFKa.gif http://i.imgur.com/9PJXNJh.gifv
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she is well tidy mate
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tanlines........
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Untagged posted:One Uniboob(s) to rule them all. That one of the worst sets of fake boobs I've ever seen
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:That one of the worst sets of fake boobs I've ever seen It is these kind of gross exaggerations that invite people to post disgusting boob jobs and nobody wants that. While definitely not as good as real boobs they certainly aren't Tara Reid "boobs" or the terrible porn star tits of the 90s.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:That one of the worst sets of fake boobs I've ever seen I'll take those over whatshername-muslim-portraying pornstar chick's boobs any day.
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internet porn is full of chicks with big natural tits so i dunno why people feel the need to seek out fakes to salivate over
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natasha nice will you marry me
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Keep em coming. I had the unfortunate chance to accidentally see the 'dance like you're alone' Girls HBO commercial with Dunham in a sports bra and yoga pants today.
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Alright who has the badtitties.jpg imgur album because good lord. You can find it via google but none of the pics work.
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Ckwiesr posted:Keep em coming. I had the unfortunate chance to accidentally see the 'dance like you're alone' Girls HBO commercial with Dunham in a sports bra and yoga pants today. Goddamn it they've been showing that in front of every single HBO show I'm watching online for the last two weeks
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:Alright who has the badtitties.jpg imgur album because good lord. You can find it via google but none of the pics work. no no no no no no no no no no
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z_4xTJ-Kgs![]()
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It doesn't get much more metal than that.
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They're from where I live and I was hired as event security for a festival they played at in 2010. Their fans are hilarious to look at from afar, but loving awful to deal with.
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Is that Charlie Chaplin's speech from The Great Dictator in German?
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These screamy DUNDUNDUNDUDUDUDUDUDUNNADUN songs all sound the same. Do you ever hear one and go, "nah.. this one just isn't doing it for me". "... needs more DUNDUNDUN and less bEeeeEewwwOOOOOObewbewwww RAWR RAWR RAWR"
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Victor Vermis posted:These screamy DUNDUNDUNDUDUDUDUDUDUNNADUN songs all sound the same. Metal is great to listen to at work. I can't understand the lyrics so they don't distract me, and it drowns out any other distractions.
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Victor Vermis posted:These screamy DUNDUNDUNDUDUDUDUDUDUNNADUN songs all sound the same. when i hear a tom waits song i think similar things but with more wauh wauh baugh waugh ![]() https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_RJ9d2scYc i also dont understand most of the languages that the metal i like is sung in so i just add in my own ideas
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:i also dont understand most of the languages that the metal i like is sung in so i just add in my own ideas Same but german porn
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Fake tits are ok, but the rear end don't lie.
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ElMaligno posted:Fake tits are ok, but the rear end don't lie. ![]()
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Well yes but that is clearly a fake and its really hard to make big fake asses. in contrast making good looking fake big boos is easier.
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Yeah but they still manage to gently caress it up. A lot. So many terrible boob jobs out there. ![]()
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Godholio posted:Yeah but they still manage to gently caress it up. A lot. So many terrible boob jobs out there. My buddy's sister works as an office manager at a really nice plastic surgeon's office in Tempe, she swears that the biggest factor in a good boob job is in if the person getting the boobs done has had kids/time to stretch the skin out before hand or not. Like chicks with saggy tits can get boob jobs from anyone halfway competent and they'll be great, but a younger lady with firm skin and perky tits getting one will always end up with a lovely job and nasty scars unless she goes up less than a full cup size at a time. So for an A to go to a C and have them turn out perfect she'd need to do about 3 surgeries over about 5 years to gradually push the skin out so it doesn't cause weird tissue scarring and stretch marks over scar tissue that makes everything way too hard. Problem is most people who want a boob job don';t have the money or patience to get them done correctly.
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Booblord Zagats posted:My buddy's sister works as an office manager at a really nice plastic surgeon's office in Tempe, she swears that the biggest factor in a good boob job is in if the person getting the boobs done has had kids/time to stretch the skin out before hand or not. Like chicks with saggy tits can get boob jobs from anyone halfway competent and they'll be great, but a younger lady with firm skin and perky tits getting one will always end up with a lovely job and nasty scars unless she goes up less than a full cup size at a time. So for an A to go to a C and have them turn out perfect she'd need to do about 3 surgeries over about 5 years to gradually push the skin out so it doesn't cause weird tissue scarring and stretch marks over scar tissue that makes everything way too hard. i just don't understand how anyone can seriously try to tell me this isn't the greatest country on earth
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Victor Vermis posted:These screamy DUNDUNDUNDUDUDUDUDUDUNNADUN songs all sound the same. I think you're looking for the Dad Chat thread.
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Don't mind VV, he just hates fun and stuff other people like
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That's not how you send a dick pic bro
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Buttes and dogges http://i.imgur.com/Fb0vPvK.gifv
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# ? May 29, 2023 22:25 |
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I left that for ElMags to remember me by
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