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My dad was too busy being in the gay army and then coming home to spend the money on booze and cigarettes to spend it on things like toys for his kids. Thanks dad. He's still cool in his own way, it's just his nature because he's a hillbilly as gently caress dude from Appalachia who just likes fishing, drinking, and smoking. He kind of made up for it after the divorce and stopped drinking as much.
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Victor Vermis posted:You parents lied to you. Nerf's been cranking out high-capacity, rapid-fire, foam death since at least the early 90s. It's possible I stopped getting nerf guns just before they started getting better, but 80s-early 90s was peak nerf for me.
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In a way, those old school Nerf guns were way better because you could easily beef them up with heavy springs and PVC barrels to turn them into hilariously unsafe "you'll shoot your eye out, kid" toys.
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that's why you tape thumb tacks to the ends of the darts, dummy
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My dad got us toys so long as they encouraged violence, math skills or reading a book from time to time. Like we had Star Wars pushed on to us hard because it kinda had all three. My brother became a fighter pilot because he loved X-Wing so much, my sister got a degree from UGA because she got a scholarship from a publisher that she impressed with a marketing program idea/paper based around the rerelease of the original trilogy and I joined the Marines because deep down I always wanted to be a storm trooper mass murdering local wildlife, like the Ewoks. e: my youngest sister is the only one who didn't like Star Wars and she paints nails and dyes hair for a living. So there ya have it Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Dec 10, 2015 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:My dad got us toys so long as they encouraged violence, math skills or reading a book from time to time. Your family is like a nerd factory.
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Vasudus posted:that's why you tape thumb tacks to the ends of the darts, dummy Cut foam backer rod into 1 - 1.5" lengths, put 'em in a pillow case, and toss the case into the dryer to straighten them out. With a hot glue gun, make a dimple in one end, put down a dot of glue, and put in a couple of BBs or a split shot weight, cap it off with a blob of glue. Let cool.
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Cole posted:Your family is like a nerd factory. Pretty much, but we all had to be involved with 2 sports every year so we wouldn't get fat. My mom made us write stories using 20 words she would randomly choose from the dictionary when we were grounded. They were very against raising stupid, fat children.
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My hard drive full of porn started clicking and won't show up. RIP my porn collection going back to 1997. Not a big loss though because porn is so easy to get now.
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Just saw these for the first time and because I love you all, I am sharing![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Mike-o posted:My hard drive full of porn started clicking and won't show up. RIP my porn collection going back to 1997. Not a big loss though because porn is so easy to get now. Mail me an external hard drive and I'll mail it back to you full ![]()
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Mike-o posted:My hard drive full of porn started clicking and won't show up. RIP my porn collection going back to 1997. Not a big loss though because porn is so easy to get now. ![]()
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Holly Body and Chasey Lain were extremely my poo poo.
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Mr. Nice! posted:
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Mike-o posted:*google* I remember back in 2002-2003 when I found my first chechen beheading video online and was seriously shocked. Now I look back fondly on a video of a man with a meatatomy getting a small vibrator shoved in his dick for a few seconds of grainy early 2000 porn.
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gently caress this page
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Booblord Zagats posted:Just saw these for the first time and because I love you all, I am sharing
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Mike-o posted:*google* Don't know what it is but it's nasty sounding
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the surface of the sun, time traveling newborn and the brown christmas one crack me up
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Some guy on reddit has been posting his sister's christmas cards she's been mailing out since 2010. The reddit dude is married, so are his 3 of his sisters minus the girl who sends out these cards. Someone replied that she has a striking resemblance to Holly Michaels, which he googled to his dismay (or not)![]() http://imgur.com/gallery/doDWH Would.
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holocaust bloopers posted:Some guy on reddit has been posting his sister's christmas cards she's been mailing out since 2010. The reddit dude is married, so are his 3 of his sisters minus the girl who sends out these cards. Someone replied that she has a striking resemblance to Holly Michaels, which he googled to his dismay (or not) This chick is on my loving level ![]()
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iAYhQsQhSY
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Rad Lieutenant posted:This chick is on my loving level would
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She's got crazy eyes and that just makes her hotterVasudus posted:the surface of the sun, time traveling newborn and the brown christmas one crack me up Those are good, Wolfman and Baltimore drug soup made me laugh out loud Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Dec 10, 2015 |
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My hot TA wrote her phone number in my notebook today. I ask her when she's free and then her first reply is that she has a boyfriend she's very happy with. lol what
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqjC1lIF1S8
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DownByTheWooter posted:My hot TA wrote her phone number in my notebook today. I ask her when she's free and then her first reply is that she has a boyfriend she's very happy with. lol what Code for she'll only bang you after she's pretty trashed and/or angry.
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DownByTheWooter posted:My hot TA wrote her phone number in my notebook today. I ask her when she's free and then her first reply is that she has a boyfriend she's very happy with. lol what She heard you know where a slut can go to have her babies murdered and sold for parts.
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not caring here posted:Code for she'll only bang you after she's pretty trashed and/or angry. she told me she's never had alcohol lord only knows what kind of freaky poo poo she must get up to without recreational drug use
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joat mon posted:She heard you know where a slut can go to have her babies murdered and sold for parts. not if baby warriors keep fighting the good fight
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Or her "boyfriend" was the first person to see your text and sent the reply.
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Delizin posted:Or her "boyfriend" was the first person to see your text and sent the reply. What a cockblocking rear end in a top hat.
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Thump! posted:What a cockblocking rear end in a top hat. For real
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DownByTheWooter posted:My hot TA wrote her phone number in my notebook today. I ask her when she's free and then her first reply is that she has a boyfriend she's very happy with. lol what send her a text so she can get your number and just wait. trust me on this.
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ive found that chicks who do that and say 'oh i have a boyfriend' are only saying it to remind themselves they have a boyfriend
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