GiP Drunk Thread 2k15: Merry Christmas from the beaniesons!

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ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

# ? Jun 23, 2015 06:35

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# ? Oct 10, 2024 21:09

The Rat: Aug 29, 2004; You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

^^^ a good post

The morning I left on terminal leave, when the company was in formation waiting for the usual morning bullshit, I got up in front of the company and recited this speech from memory:

quote:

This is as my Master told it to me and now I tell it thee.

There are a billion names of damnation! A billion kinds of things that slither and slime and defile the land and sea and wind. Each thing is a kind of sin spawned by man's evil. And that man is very sinful there are many of these damned things and their power is great.

As the purpose of all things in nature is to increase so it is with the damned. They would we joined them and so they seek to overcome us. In alien forms they assault us. In sleep they come to spread doubt and fear among us. They would corrupt our hearts and see us damned too. Trust them not nor suffer them to live.

For each alien destroyed is a soul freed from eternal bondage. Each mortal alien life extinguished is a human soul raised to glory. Thus our eternal destiny is written in the blood of the alien.

With sword and spear destroy the alien. With cannon shot and gun blast smash the alien. With laser beam and searing plasma scatter the alien to the stars. With tooth and fist and hammer blows, with axe and shell and poison-bombs, with virus-charge and thermal mines!
Kill them! Kill them! Kill them all!

As my Master told it me I now tell it thee that thou shalt tell others in thy turn.

Then just before the 1SG and all the platoon sergeants came out of the office, I ran to my car and bounced.

Also the squad leaders wanted me to make PIR for them, so the Ranger students would have something to find on their bodies when they "died," to tell them where the next objective was. So I whipped poo poo up like this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/pir6.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/pir5.jpg

Frankly I don't know how I got away with half the poo poo I did at that unit. Although it's no surprise now that I have trouble getting dates. :haw:

# ? Jun 23, 2015 06:37

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

The Rat posted:

^^^ a good post

The morning I left on terminal leave, when the company was in formation waiting for the usual morning bullshit, I got up in front of the company and recited this speech from memory:

Then just before the 1SG and all the platoon sergeants came out of the office, I ran to my car and bounced.

Also the squad leaders wanted me to make PIR for them, so the Ranger students would have something to find on their bodies when they "died," to tell them where the next objective was. So I whipped poo poo up like this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/pir6.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/pir5.jpg

Frankly I don't know how I got away with half the poo poo I did at that unit. Although it's no surprise now that I have trouble getting dates.

I was mostly joking calling you nerd, but jesus :stonkhat:

# ? Jun 23, 2015 07:26

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

The Rat posted:

^^^ a good post

The morning I left on terminal leave, when the company was in formation waiting for the usual morning bullshit, I got up in front of the company and recited this speech from memory:

Then just before the 1SG and all the platoon sergeants came out of the office, I ran to my car and bounced.

Also the squad leaders wanted me to make PIR for them, so the Ranger students would have something to find on their bodies when they "died," to tell them where the next objective was. So I whipped poo poo up like this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/pir6.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/pir5.jpg

Frankly I don't know how I got away with half the poo poo I did at that unit. Although it's no surprise now that I have trouble getting dates.

This rules. I wish I'd have thought to try poo poo like this when I was in.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 07:28

The Rat: Aug 29, 2004; You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Some of the other OPFOR dudes told me that when the Ranger students searched them after an engagement and found that intel, they read it and said "What the gently caress is this dungeons and dragons bullshit?!"

I'm not sure how much of what I did was true hardcore nerdery and how much was short-timing before my ETS and seeing how much I could get away with.

# ? Jun 23, 2015 14:41

FIDEL CASHFLOW: Oct 13, 2009

funemployed day drunk :whatup:

# ? Jun 23, 2015 18:48

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

The Rat posted:

I'm not sure how much of what I did was true hardcore nerdery and how much was short-timing before my ETS and seeing how much I could get away with.

They aren't mutually exclusive

# ? Jun 23, 2015 19:54

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

more ammo for shim

Wasabi the J posted:

Say Nothing defense initiated!

# ? Jun 24, 2015 00:11

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

more ammo for shim

# ? Jun 24, 2015 04:37

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

i looked at it on mobile, and only now on my desktop did i realize that she was pissing her pants with a stream of it flying, and not as i originally thought hitting her cootch and getting hurt.

# ? Jun 24, 2015 04:57

LtCol J. Krusinski: May 7, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

more ammo for shim

Known and allowed GiP Brony pedophile, Wasabi The J. Please dispose of this scum TIA.

GG N4I.

I've got Nostalgia4GiP.

:colbert:

# ? Jun 24, 2015 05:23

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Talking to a black coworker about racism, he said this is the most racist thing thats ever made him laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0YrG4pI004

Made me think of Shim

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# ? Jun 24, 2015 06:04

LtCol J. Krusinski: May 7, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Booblord Zagats posted:

Talking to a black coworker about racism, he said this is the most racist thing thats ever made him laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0YrG4pI004

Made me think of Shim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYjqBqrZVTY

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# ? Jun 24, 2015 06:28

Diarrhea Elemental: Apr 2, 2012; Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Holy poo poo, has nobody heard the KKK Man song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jsNDQr9lyI

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# ? Jun 24, 2015 07:34

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

I'm going to ask folks to not continue this line of discussion.

# ? Jun 24, 2015 15:18

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I'm going to ask folks to not continue this line of discussion.

In my defense N4I, I thought mine was the South Carolina state anthem

# ? Jun 24, 2015 15:42

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Butts to the rescue!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlItMpGYQTo

# ? Jun 24, 2015 16:04

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

http://youtu.be/CtX7SKCH6KM

For some reason this video won't embed. :argh:

# ? Jun 24, 2015 16:24

Anita Dickinme: Jan 24, 2013; Grimey Drawer

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Butts to the rescue!

lol denied

# ? Jun 24, 2015 21:32

not caring here: Feb 22, 2012; blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Well when you've got that thumb tucked away like you are gonna insert the whole fist, of course you are gonna get shut down.

You open with the shocker at most.

# ? Jun 24, 2015 22:15

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

thinking of u, n4i :love:

# ? Jun 24, 2015 23:01

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Bear naked granola is p good tbh

# ? Jun 25, 2015 01:24

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Sorry I got trigger happy, shim. Your probation should be reversed by now.

# ? Jun 25, 2015 14:36

Eugene V. Dubstep: Oct 4, 2013; Can't post for 7 years!

Dylann Root gets a Whopper, Shim gets probated

# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:34

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Jun 26, 2015

# ? Jun 26, 2015 01:42

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Sorry I got trigger happy, shim. Your probation should be reversed by now.

#ShimLivesMatter

# ? Jun 26, 2015 04:26

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

#HandUpDontProbate #nomodsnomasters

# ? Jun 26, 2015 04:36

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

cant flim flam the shim sham

# ? Jun 26, 2015 06:31

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Got some grant money to pocket because the GI bill covers the rest. God drat poo poo owns just throwing money at me

Be right back putting down payment on my new Ford Raptor

# ? Jun 26, 2015 20:59

Fart Sandwiches: Apr 4, 2006; i never asked for this

3 weeks sober on Sunday. Feeling good, got more money and getting back in shape cause now I have energy to lift. Don't really miss it but I could see a bad night happening if I take a few and let it spiral out so I'm gonna keep with it

# ? Jun 27, 2015 02:31

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Who here can spot a sexy gorilla? http://gawker.com/quiz-can-you-tell-the-sexy-gorilla-from-a-normal-garba-1714162496

# ? Jun 27, 2015 03:33

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

That News Story posted:

Women in Japan

Of course its Japan.

# ? Jun 27, 2015 04:02

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Stultus Maximus posted:

Who here can spot a sexy gorilla? http://gawker.com/quiz-can-you-tell-the-sexy-gorilla-from-a-normal-garba-1714162496

5/5, i know a sexy gorilla when i see one :smug:

# ? Jun 27, 2015 07:41

LtCol J. Krusinski: May 7, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Sorry I got trigger happy, shim. Your probation should be reversed by now.

I didn't notice immediately, but thank you.

Congrats, btw. Celebrate pride extra good this year

BUT DONT GET MARRIED. ITS A TRAP. A HORRIBLE TRAP. :ssh:

# ? Jun 27, 2015 08:39

iyaayas01: Feb 19, 2010; Perry'd

I have terrible taste in gorillas

Also loving Japan. I know this is beating a dead horse in GiP but seriously, we didn't drop enough.

# ? Jun 28, 2015 05:20

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

# ? Jun 28, 2015 05:29

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

iyaayas01 posted:

I have terrible taste in gorillas

Also loving Japan. I know this is beating a dead horse in GiP but seriously, we didn't drop enough.

get some of that coco's son.

Also real talk, if you could get some of the curry mix pouches and mail it to me that'd be fantastic

# ? Jun 28, 2015 05:34

iyaayas01: Feb 19, 2010; Perry'd

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

get some of that coco's son.

Also real talk, if you could get some of the curry mix pouches and mail it to me that'd be fantastic

lol you need to hit up Rek, I'm nowhere near Japan or Okinawa for that matter

e: Actually if I was I'd be somewhat excited (18th MXG notwithstanding). Great Falls Montana on the other hand...

# ? Jun 28, 2015 05:36

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

my beer a 1pt DRAKONIC is sticking to the papertowl i have under it and its very annoying

# ? Jun 28, 2015 08:13

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# ? Oct 10, 2024 21:09

Friar Zucchini: Aug 6, 2010

Let us celebrate my awful taste in music. And of course alcohol makes all music like at least 4.8 times more epic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hDr-s79zoc

# ? Jun 28, 2015 18:04

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