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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus





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The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

^^^ a good post

The morning I left on terminal leave, when the company was in formation waiting for the usual morning bullshit, I got up in front of the company and recited this speech from memory:

quote:

This is as my Master told it to me and now I tell it thee.

There are a billion names of damnation! A billion kinds of things that slither and slime and defile the land and sea and wind. Each thing is a kind of sin spawned by man's evil. And that man is very sinful there are many of these damned things and their power is great.

As the purpose of all things in nature is to increase so it is with the damned. They would we joined them and so they seek to overcome us. In alien forms they assault us. In sleep they come to spread doubt and fear among us. They would corrupt our hearts and see us damned too. Trust them not nor suffer them to live.

For each alien destroyed is a soul freed from eternal bondage. Each mortal alien life extinguished is a human soul raised to glory. Thus our eternal destiny is written in the blood of the alien.

With sword and spear destroy the alien. With cannon shot and gun blast smash the alien. With laser beam and searing plasma scatter the alien to the stars. With tooth and fist and hammer blows, with axe and shell and poison-bombs, with virus-charge and thermal mines!
Kill them! Kill them! Kill them all!

As my Master told it me I now tell it thee that thou shalt tell others in thy turn.

Then just before the 1SG and all the platoon sergeants came out of the office, I ran to my car and bounced.

Also the squad leaders wanted me to make PIR for them, so the Ranger students would have something to find on their bodies when they "died," to tell them where the next objective was. So I whipped poo poo up like this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/pir6.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/pir5.jpg

Frankly I don't know how I got away with half the poo poo I did at that unit. Although it's no surprise now that I have trouble getting dates. :haw:

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

The Rat posted:

^^^ a good post

The morning I left on terminal leave, when the company was in formation waiting for the usual morning bullshit, I got up in front of the company and recited this speech from memory:


Then just before the 1SG and all the platoon sergeants came out of the office, I ran to my car and bounced.

Also the squad leaders wanted me to make PIR for them, so the Ranger students would have something to find on their bodies when they "died," to tell them where the next objective was. So I whipped poo poo up like this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/pir6.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/pir5.jpg

Frankly I don't know how I got away with half the poo poo I did at that unit. Although it's no surprise now that I have trouble getting dates. :haw:

I was mostly joking calling you nerd, but jesus :stonkhat:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

The Rat posted:

^^^ a good post

The morning I left on terminal leave, when the company was in formation waiting for the usual morning bullshit, I got up in front of the company and recited this speech from memory:


Then just before the 1SG and all the platoon sergeants came out of the office, I ran to my car and bounced.

Also the squad leaders wanted me to make PIR for them, so the Ranger students would have something to find on their bodies when they "died," to tell them where the next objective was. So I whipped poo poo up like this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/pir6.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/pir5.jpg

Frankly I don't know how I got away with half the poo poo I did at that unit. Although it's no surprise now that I have trouble getting dates. :haw:
This rules. I wish I'd have thought to try poo poo like this when I was in.

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Some of the other OPFOR dudes told me that when the Ranger students searched them after an engagement and found that intel, they read it and said "What the gently caress is this dungeons and dragons bullshit?!"

I'm not sure how much of what I did was true hardcore nerdery and how much was short-timing before my ETS and seeing how much I could get away with.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
funemployed day drunk :whatup:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

The Rat posted:



I'm not sure how much of what I did was true hardcore nerdery and how much was short-timing before my ETS and seeing how much I could get away with.

They aren't mutually exclusive

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

more ammo for shim

Wasabi the J posted:

Say Nothing defense initiated!

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

more ammo for shim

:catstare:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
i looked at it on mobile, and only now on my desktop did i realize that she was pissing her pants with a stream of it flying, and not as i originally thought hitting her cootch and getting hurt.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

more ammo for shim

Known and allowed GiP Brony pedophile, Wasabi The J. Please dispose of this scum TIA.


GG N4I.

I've got Nostalgia4GiP.

:colbert:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Talking to a black coworker about racism, he said this is the most racist thing thats ever made him laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0YrG4pI004

Made me think of Shim

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LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Booblord Zagats posted:

Talking to a black coworker about racism, he said this is the most racist thing thats ever made him laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0YrG4pI004

Made me think of Shim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYjqBqrZVTY

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?
Holy poo poo, has nobody heard the KKK Man song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jsNDQr9lyI

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I'm going to ask folks to not continue this line of discussion.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I'm going to ask folks to not continue this line of discussion.

In my defense N4I, I thought mine was the South Carolina state anthem

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Butts to the rescue!













https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlItMpGYQTo

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


http://youtu.be/CtX7SKCH6KM

For some reason this video won't embed. :argh:

Anita Dickinme
Jan 24, 2013


Grimey Drawer

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Butts to the rescue!



lol denied

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Well when you've got that thumb tucked away like you are gonna insert the whole fist, of course you are gonna get shut down.

You open with the shocker at most.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer


thinking of u, n4i :love:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Bear naked granola is p good tbh

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Sorry I got trigger happy, shim. Your probation should be reversed by now.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 7 years!
Dylann Root gets a Whopper, Shim gets probated

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.



Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Jun 26, 2015

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Sorry I got trigger happy, shim. Your probation should be reversed by now.

#ShimLivesMatter

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

#HandUpDontProbate #nomodsnomasters

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
cant flim flam the shim sham

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Got some grant money to pocket because the GI bill covers the rest. God drat poo poo owns just throwing money at me


Be right back putting down payment on my new Ford Raptor

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 3, 2006

i never asked for this
3 weeks sober on Sunday. Feeling good, got more money and getting back in shape cause now I have energy to lift. Don't really miss it but I could see a bad night happening if I take a few and let it spiral out so I'm gonna keep with it

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
Who here can spot a sexy gorilla? http://gawker.com/quiz-can-you-tell-the-sexy-gorilla-from-a-normal-garba-1714162496

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


That News Story posted:

Women in Japan


Of course its Japan.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

5/5, i know a sexy gorilla when i see one :smug:

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Sorry I got trigger happy, shim. Your probation should be reversed by now.

I didn't notice immediately, but thank you.

Congrats, btw. Celebrate pride extra good this year :) :ssh:BUT DONT GET MARRIED. ITS A TRAP. A HORRIBLE TRAP.:ssh:

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd
I have terrible taste in gorillas

Also loving Japan. I know this is beating a dead horse in GiP but seriously, we didn't drop enough.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

iyaayas01 posted:

I have terrible taste in gorillas

Also loving Japan. I know this is beating a dead horse in GiP but seriously, we didn't drop enough.

get some of that coco's son.

Also real talk, if you could get some of the curry mix pouches and mail it to me that'd be fantastic

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

get some of that coco's son.

Also real talk, if you could get some of the curry mix pouches and mail it to me that'd be fantastic

lol you need to hit up Rek, I'm nowhere near Japan or Okinawa for that matter

e: Actually if I was I'd be somewhat excited (18th MXG notwithstanding). Great Falls Montana on the other hand...

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
my beer a 1pt DRAKONIC is sticking to the papertowl i have under it and its very annoying

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Friar Zucchini
Aug 6, 2010

Let us celebrate my awful taste in music. And of course alcohol makes all music like at least 4.8 times more epic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hDr-s79zoc

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