|
|
# ? Jun 23, 2015 06:35 |
|
|
# ? Oct 13, 2024 14:02 |
|
^^^ a good post The morning I left on terminal leave, when the company was in formation waiting for the usual morning bullshit, I got up in front of the company and recited this speech from memory: quote:This is as my Master told it to me and now I tell it thee. Then just before the 1SG and all the platoon sergeants came out of the office, I ran to my car and bounced. Also the squad leaders wanted me to make PIR for them, so the Ranger students would have something to find on their bodies when they "died," to tell them where the next objective was. So I whipped poo poo up like this: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/pir6.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/rupert42/pir5.jpg Frankly I don't know how I got away with half the poo poo I did at that unit. Although it's no surprise now that I have trouble getting dates.
|
# ? Jun 23, 2015 06:37 |
|
The Rat posted:^^^ a good post I was mostly joking calling you nerd, but jesus
|
# ? Jun 23, 2015 07:26 |
|
The Rat posted:^^^ a good post
|
# ? Jun 23, 2015 07:28 |
|
Some of the other OPFOR dudes told me that when the Ranger students searched them after an engagement and found that intel, they read it and said "What the gently caress is this dungeons and dragons bullshit?!" I'm not sure how much of what I did was true hardcore nerdery and how much was short-timing before my ETS and seeing how much I could get away with.
|
# ? Jun 23, 2015 14:41 |
|
funemployed day drunk
|
# ? Jun 23, 2015 18:48 |
|
The Rat posted:
They aren't mutually exclusive
|
# ? Jun 23, 2015 19:54 |
|
more ammo for shimWasabi the J posted:Say Nothing defense initiated!
|
# ? Jun 24, 2015 00:11 |
|
EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:more ammo for shim
|
# ? Jun 24, 2015 04:37 |
|
i looked at it on mobile, and only now on my desktop did i realize that she was pissing her pants with a stream of it flying, and not as i originally thought hitting her cootch and getting hurt.
|
# ? Jun 24, 2015 04:57 |
|
EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:more ammo for shim Known and allowed GiP Brony pedophile, Wasabi The J. Please dispose of this scum TIA. GG N4I. I've got Nostalgia4GiP.
|
# ? Jun 24, 2015 05:23 |
|
Talking to a black coworker about racism, he said this is the most racist thing thats ever made him laugh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0YrG4pI004 Made me think of Shim (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
|
# ? Jun 24, 2015 06:04 |
|
Booblord Zagats posted:Talking to a black coworker about racism, he said this is the most racist thing thats ever made him laugh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYjqBqrZVTY (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
|
# ? Jun 24, 2015 06:28 |
|
Holy poo poo, has nobody heard the KKK Man song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jsNDQr9lyI (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
|
# ? Jun 24, 2015 07:34 |
|
I'm going to ask folks to not continue this line of discussion.
|
# ? Jun 24, 2015 15:18 |
|
Nostalgia4Infinity posted:I'm going to ask folks to not continue this line of discussion. In my defense N4I, I thought mine was the South Carolina state anthem
|
# ? Jun 24, 2015 15:42 |
|
Butts to the rescue! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlItMpGYQTo
|
# ? Jun 24, 2015 16:04 |
|
http://youtu.be/CtX7SKCH6KM For some reason this video won't embed.
|
# ? Jun 24, 2015 16:24 |
|
EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Butts to the rescue! lol denied
|
# ? Jun 24, 2015 21:32 |
|
Well when you've got that thumb tucked away like you are gonna insert the whole fist, of course you are gonna get shut down. You open with the shocker at most.
|
# ? Jun 24, 2015 22:15 |
|
thinking of u, n4i
|
# ? Jun 24, 2015 23:01 |
|
Bear naked granola is p good tbh
|
# ? Jun 25, 2015 01:24 |
|
Sorry I got trigger happy, shim. Your probation should be reversed by now.
|
# ? Jun 25, 2015 14:36 |
|
Dylann Root gets a Whopper, Shim gets probated
|
# ? Jun 26, 2015 00:34 |
|
Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Jun 26, 2015 |
# ? Jun 26, 2015 01:42 |
|
Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Sorry I got trigger happy, shim. Your probation should be reversed by now. #ShimLivesMatter
|
# ? Jun 26, 2015 04:26 |
|
#HandUpDontProbate #nomodsnomasters
|
# ? Jun 26, 2015 04:36 |
|
cant flim flam the shim sham
|
# ? Jun 26, 2015 06:31 |
|
Got some grant money to pocket because the GI bill covers the rest. God drat poo poo owns just throwing money at me Be right back putting down payment on my new Ford Raptor
|
# ? Jun 26, 2015 20:59 |
|
3 weeks sober on Sunday. Feeling good, got more money and getting back in shape cause now I have energy to lift. Don't really miss it but I could see a bad night happening if I take a few and let it spiral out so I'm gonna keep with it
|
# ? Jun 27, 2015 02:31 |
|
Who here can spot a sexy gorilla? http://gawker.com/quiz-can-you-tell-the-sexy-gorilla-from-a-normal-garba-1714162496
|
# ? Jun 27, 2015 03:33 |
|
That News Story posted:Women in Japan Of course its Japan.
|
# ? Jun 27, 2015 04:02 |
|
Stultus Maximus posted:Who here can spot a sexy gorilla? http://gawker.com/quiz-can-you-tell-the-sexy-gorilla-from-a-normal-garba-1714162496 5/5, i know a sexy gorilla when i see one
|
# ? Jun 27, 2015 07:41 |
|
Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Sorry I got trigger happy, shim. Your probation should be reversed by now. I didn't notice immediately, but thank you. Congrats, btw. Celebrate pride extra good this year BUT DONT GET MARRIED. ITS A TRAP. A HORRIBLE TRAP.
|
# ? Jun 27, 2015 08:39 |
|
I have terrible taste in gorillas Also loving Japan. I know this is beating a dead horse in GiP but seriously, we didn't drop enough.
|
# ? Jun 28, 2015 05:20 |
|
|
# ? Jun 28, 2015 05:29 |
|
iyaayas01 posted:I have terrible taste in gorillas get some of that coco's son. Also real talk, if you could get some of the curry mix pouches and mail it to me that'd be fantastic
|
# ? Jun 28, 2015 05:34 |
|
Nostalgia4Infinity posted:get some of that coco's son. lol you need to hit up Rek, I'm nowhere near Japan or Okinawa for that matter e: Actually if I was I'd be somewhat excited (18th MXG notwithstanding). Great Falls Montana on the other hand...
|
# ? Jun 28, 2015 05:36 |
|
my beer a 1pt DRAKONIC is sticking to the papertowl i have under it and its very annoying
|
# ? Jun 28, 2015 08:13 |
|
|
# ? Oct 13, 2024 14:02 |
|
Let us celebrate my awful taste in music. And of course alcohol makes all music like at least 4.8 times more epic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hDr-s79zoc
|
# ? Jun 28, 2015 18:04 |