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Booblord Zagats posted:And get ready for you girlfriends, wives and children to want a BB-8 gently caress that. I want one. 
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Mad Dragon posted:gently caress that. I want one. The Sphero one looks pretty cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1Y2WfcCb4M
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Duzzy Funlop posted:This is the drunk thread, so here's what happens when you get drunk around korean chicks Well, at least you didn't put your dick in there.
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I had to sit through training on the new AF inspection system. The very first example they use as a lovely failure of old inspection culture: Commander won't be pleased.
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That's nice, but no commander is going to risk having his dick slapped for being the first to not do a complete document scrub before the inspection team shows up.
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Duzzy Funlop posted:This is the drunk thread, so here's what happens when you get drunk around korean chicks Of course they did your loving nails.
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I'm teaching the oldest one how to drive because while America recognizes German drivers licenses, it basically tells Koreans to gently caress right off even with an international one. She knows the exact number of times she's driven back home. 
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I'm teaching the oldest one how to drive because while America recognizes German drivers licenses, it basically tells Koreans to gently caress right off even with an international one. good policy
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:Old Yeller dies. Dude, what the gently caress? Thanks for ruining it for me.
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DownByTheWooter posted:good policy In America/Canada/Etc, having a nice car does not make you exempt from the rules of the road.
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Dead Reckoning posted:That's nice, but no commander is going to risk having his dick slapped for being the first to not do a complete document scrub before the inspection team shows up. This poo poo isn't going to stop until commanders are actually punished for it. Anyway, for shits and giggles I figured I'd see if any Star Wars tickets were available tomorrow. The 7pm IMAX had a couple of rows up front and one seat in the back. Dead center. gently caress yeah. Being #foreveralone rules.
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ded posted:this chick is balls out nuts As the self-declared resident expert on Korean chicks, I can say: a) this is perfectly representative b) would
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ded posted:this chick is balls out nuts she's got great tots
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Also, I just made my way to Safeway, jetted across the street, forgot I'm a 260lbs dude, tried to gazelle my way across a snow mound, landed on a massive patch of ice just behind the snow mound and ate planetary amounts of poo poo. Older chick that crossed the road right behind me rushes over and asks me if I'm okay, I play it off with some fake-chill comment regarding my fingernails, get back up and make my way towards the store trying to ignore the everywhere-pain and attempting to not look like a bitch. Grab a bottle of PREMIUM Gordon's London Dry Gin (garbage) in the booze section and a fellow shopper informs me that I'm bleeding. I'm like "lolno", she just silently points at my elbow. Turns out I've been leaving a trail of blood drippings at Safeway to the extent that, 5 minutes later, there's an intercom call for cleanup on three separate aisles. To top it all off, as I'm standing in line at the register to pay for my gin, tonic and giant mayonnaise tub, the same chick that saw me fall apparently followed me and is now asking me to consider calling an ambulance because she believes my nonchalant reaction to comically hitting the ground seems like concussion symptoms to her. Shock is a hell of a loving drug.
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Also, I just made my way to Safeway, jetted across the street, forgot I'm a 260lbs dude, tried to gazelle my way across a snow mound, landed on a massive patch of ice just behind the snow mound and ate planetary amounts of poo poo. I haven't obliviously left a trail of blood anywhere in a long time. I guess this is growing up.
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Victor Vermis posted:I haven't obliviously left a trail of blood anywhere in a long time. You hit menopause already?
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:You hit menopause already? stopped eating my scabs.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:You hit menopause already? heh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZq3iCn2y74 New initiative from Trump. Only hot flight attendants allowed.
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Victor Vermis posted:I haven't obliviously left a trail of blood anywhere in a long time. new GIP hover text
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4 days left of work for the year, basically chugged my first beer of the night Told the woman to entertain herself for the night, gonna drink this 6 pack and play videogames, no fucks given Seeing a lot of poo poo on my facebook recently like "I DIDN'T SERVE MY COUNTRY SO YOU CAN TELL ME TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT" and there's a logo attached of a maple leaf with crossed C7s and I knew a guy who got that tattooed after basic Reservists are the worst
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As an early Christmas gift to myself and to celebrate a successful semester I am going to get drunk tonight. First time in forever. Godspeed.
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:
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First snow is the season Wharton yeah I said I'd
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:
gently caress you jetstream, give me more snow. I hated all the gay Army poo poo and the fact that it was like 6 hours to any kind of civilization besides Syracuse, but the weather at Drum suited me just fine.
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Star Wars was cool, fun, and good and everyone acted real good in it. It's basically the opposite of the prequels in every imaginable way.
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Cole posted:As an early Christmas gift to myself and to celebrate a successful semester I am going to get drunk tonight. First time in forever. Trip report: three beers and three whiskey shots is all I had. I didn't get too drunk. I ordered a pizza today because pizza is my hangover comfort food. When the delivery guy arrived, I found my keys still in my front door. Maybe I did get too drunk. Being a lightweight rules.
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Cole posted:Trip report: three beers and three whiskey shots is all I had. I didn't get too drunk. Sounds like a good night. Cheers! Rough Lobster posted:Star Wars was cool, fun, and good and everyone acted real good in it. It's basically the opposite of the prequels in every imaginable way. Also this. On vacation this week, just bought plane tickets to the Palouse for the first week in February to see an old friend and experience the weirdness of the Pullman-Moscow area (will probably do a day trip back to Seattle for the first time since 2012). Will probably also drive down to Nashville for the holiday. Gettin' that IPod playlist all set up.
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Snuck a flask of makers mark into the late showing of star war, solo since all my huge nerd friends went last night. On a scale of 1-me how sad is this
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Snuck a flask of makers mark into the late showing of star war, solo since all my huge nerd friends went last night. Not as sad as if you went with your friends and were the only one with a flask.
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Ok good. There's surprisingly no one here. I purposely picked the latest showing at the most out of the way theatre Somewhat to avoid crowds but mostly to avoid an active shooter
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I pregamed hard and went to a fancy garden xmas light show last night. They had a wine tent and a decent beer selection on tap and even better in cans. Buncha old rear end live oaks covered in spanish moss and lit up, was pretty fuckin cool.  I also rounded a corner to get stared at by a raccoon who was pretty nonplussed about all the people interrupting his nightly routine. 10/10 would look @ raccoon again. Star Wars was fuckin cool too
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