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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > GiP Drunk Thread 2k15: Merry Christmas from the beaniesons!
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Nice and hot piss
Jan 31, 2004

 Found this at a rest stop in Liberal KS

which one of you is going to pick up when I call


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ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.
Maple whiskey helps make Christmas go faster.
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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Hey everybody, say hi to my wife! After drunk posting last night about a flirty coworker I came home to find out that my wife (who I love deeply btw) has been lurking my something awful posts for, like, 3 years. As far back as selfie.jpg lol. So that was a fun conversation :)

Love you babe :nsa:

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
loving :lol:

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
A wiser woman than most, for sure

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ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Hey everybody, say hi to my wife! After drunk posting last night about a flirty coworker I came home to find out that my wife (who I love deeply btw) has been lurking my something awful posts for, like, 3 years. As far back as selfie.jpg lol. So that was a fun conversation :)

Love you babe :nsa:

:bustem:

* # ? Dec 24, 2015 15:17
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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Also, :nws: http://imgur.com/r/pawg :nws:

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Tyro
Nov 10, 2009

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Hey everybody, say hi to my wife! After drunk posting last night about a flirty coworker I came home to find out that my wife (who I love deeply btw) has been lurking my something awful posts for, like, 3 years. As far back as selfie.jpg lol. So that was a fun conversation :)

Love you babe :nsa:

Haha good job slick.

Good work Mrs. Rad LT!

* # ? Dec 24, 2015 15:33
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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

loving :lol:

This forever. This page in honor of M. Night Shyamalan.

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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

(and can't post for 7 days!)

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Hey everybody, say hi to my wife! After drunk posting last night about a flirty coworker I came home to find out that my wife (who I love deeply btw) has been lurking my something awful posts for, like, 3 years. As far back as selfie.jpg lol. So that was a fun conversation :)

Love you babe :nsa:

rekt X 1000

* # ? Dec 24, 2015 15:42
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elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Hey everybody, say hi to my wife! After drunk posting last night about a flirty coworker I came home to find out that my wife (who I love deeply btw) has been lurking my something awful posts for, like, 3 years. As far back as selfie.jpg lol. So that was a fun conversation :)

Love you babe :nsa:

merry xmas

* # ? Dec 24, 2015 15:43
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Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Hey everybody, say hi to my wife! After drunk posting last night about a flirty coworker I came home to find out that my wife (who I love deeply btw) has been lurking my something awful posts for, like, 3 years. As far back as selfie.jpg lol. So that was a fun conversation :)

Love you babe :nsa:

:perfect:

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Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
Dusted.

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Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Love you babe :nsa:

:lol:

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not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
And like I said last night, not a down side at all.

Bennie delivers again.

* # ? Dec 24, 2015 16:36
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bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
 owns so hard

* # ? Dec 24, 2015 16:51
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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

 Sometimes you just can't explain GIP to others

I dated some dumb insecure girl and she was disturbed by Google hangouts and just couldn't understand the concept. Suffice as to say we ain't dating

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

 No head or anal for beanie, just an extra awkward Christmas :saddowns:

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Helldump Immunity. posted:

Dusted.
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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford


 Hi miss beanie! You should totally make an account to share with us your perspective on the Man of Honor.

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Hey everybody, say hi to my wife! After drunk posting last night about a flirty coworker I came home to find out that my wife (who I love deeply btw) has been lurking my something awful posts for, like, 3 years. As far back as selfie.jpg lol. So that was a fun conversation :)

Love you babe :nsa:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuB20drdeeY

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nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

 We need more details-did you come home to her looking at the laptop and asking questions about Meg?

* # ? Dec 24, 2015 17:33
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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Holy poo poo.

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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Hey everybody, say hi to my wife! After drunk posting last night about a flirty coworker I came home to find out that my wife (who I love deeply btw) has been lurking my something awful posts for, like, 3 years. As far back as selfie.jpg lol. So that was a fun conversation :)

Love you babe :nsa:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

 gently caress no one tell her who sent the glitter bomb

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US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Hey everybody, say hi to my wife! After drunk posting last night about a flirty coworker I came home to find out that my wife (who I love deeply btw) has been lurking my something awful posts for, like, 3 years. As far back as selfie.jpg lol. So that was a fun conversation :)

Love you babe :nsa:

merry christmas!

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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
you should definitely do what women do when they are in your situation

"YOU WERE LOOKING AT MY PRIVATE STUFF????"

which she probably won't be doing for a long long time if you know what i mean

here's a hint to all you cheater dorks: whether or not you cheat, if you are going to talk about it in a public place like SA, you ALWAYS ALWAYS loving ALWAYS make your last post of the night say some poo poo like "i wanted to, but i love my significant other too much and couldn't go through with it."

that's called covering your rear end.

Cole fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Dec 24, 2015

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

 Beanie get sloppy drunk with your wife tonight and have makeup sex to the pogues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

 Beanie owns

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Branis
Apr 14, 2006

they all wear pants that are too tight and they all secretly wanna bang wearing their campaign hats. use this to your advantage
cajun swamp brawl at the in law christmas party for beanie this year.

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
 Good thing my wife doesn't care enough about my online activity to bother to find out my username anywhere.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
We'll be here for you when she kicks you out and you're living in a lovely 1br apartment and dating the fat chick from dispatch.

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

 :vince:

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not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I think the real question here is did you see them tittays?

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010


We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.
 Beanie is GiP.

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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Meanwhile, at the Beanieson residence..

"OH REALLY? YOU DO? Well KUNG FU FIST gently caress sure seems to think YOU DONT LOVE ME ANYMORE! Did she suck your DICK, Beanie? Did she suck your DICK FROM THE BACK?! Answer me YOU PIG."

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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Victor Vermis posted:

Meanwhile, at the Beanieson residence..

"OH REALLY? YOU DO? Well KUNG FU FIST gently caress sure seems to think YOU DONT LOVE ME ANYMORE! Did she suck your DICK, Beanie? Did she suck your DICK FROM THE BACK?! Answer me YOU PIG."

:perfect:

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bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
 "Take a good look at this butt because it'll be the last time you peep it!"

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

 Mrs beannieson, did you like the wedding posts?


Also post your tits tia.

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



 This thread went to a great place. Thank you for your service :patriot:

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