GiP Drunk Thread 2k15: Merry Christmas from the beaniesons!

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Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

You guys need some standards. I would rather just gently caress my hand.

ahahahahahaha

yeah ok

# ? Jul 1, 2015 05:20

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tyler: Jun 2, 2014

have fun loving 5's I guess.

I mean the only place she would be considered hot is the midwest.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jul 1, 2015 05:32

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-T08e2XfHg

# ? Jul 1, 2015 05:41

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

have fun loving 5's I guess.

I mean the only place she would be considered hot is the midwest.

http://imgur.com/YG0TwAM :nws:

# ? Jul 1, 2015 05:41

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Victor Vermis posted:

http://imgur.com/YG0TwAM

yeah, nice titties. but I wouldn't be able to block out everything else.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 05:44

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

yeah, nice titties. but I wouldn't be able to block out everything else.

honestly the only deal breaker i see if she had the flattest of butts.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 05:45

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Nostalgia4Murder what are your thoughts on gluten, craft beers, and having your rear end in a top hat licked by a dude.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 05:57

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

have fun loving 5's I guess.

I mean the only place she would be considered hot is the midwest.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 06:03

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

I think zombie's standards are a bit skewed since he's in Hawaii peepin butts all day, understandable.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 06:05

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Victor Vermis posted:

http://imgur.com/YG0TwAM

Uh, pretty sure that the average of 5 and 10 is 7.5, so

# ? Jul 1, 2015 06:43

Professor Bling: Nov 12, 2008; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

have fun loving 5's I guess.

I mean the only place she would be considered hot is the midwest.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 07:38

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

Would.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 07:43

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

http://i.imgur.com/58z7SNF.jpg

# ? Jul 1, 2015 08:45

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Mike-o posted:

I think zombie's standards are a bit skewed since he's in Hawaii peepin butts all day, understandable.

Go to Hawaii.

gently caress something.

Come back here and apologize to me and the rest of the midwest.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 08:54

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Mike-o posted:

Who is John Galt?

This is John Galt speaking

also what's that about our walker, where can I find more information about this colossal retard

# ? Jul 1, 2015 09:16

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

Victor Vermis posted:

Go to Hawaii.

gently caress something.

Come back here and apologize to me and the rest of the midwest.

hawaii is the second easiest place to get laid that i have ever been to

# ? Jul 1, 2015 09:22

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

ded posted:

hawaii is the second easiest place to get laid that i have ever been to

the first being your moms house

# ? Jul 1, 2015 13:41

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

ElMaligno posted:

honestly the only deal breaker i see if she had the flattest of butts.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 14:10

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

the first being your moms house

# ? Jul 1, 2015 16:29

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

this past week has had some fully sick burns

# ? Jul 1, 2015 17:46

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

hmm weird TIMG is broken for me and makes a full size image 'space' that is blank

edit : seems its not just me from the tech problems thread

ded fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Jul 1, 2015

# ? Jul 1, 2015 22:50

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Model gets shot in the rear end with gummy bears in slow motion.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 23:22

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Genocide Tendency posted:

Model gets shot in the rear end with gummy bears in slow motion.

finally, I've been really close for weeks

# ? Jul 1, 2015 23:24

Reign Of Pain: May 1, 2005; Nap Ghost

Genocide Tendency posted:

Model gets shot in the rear end with gummy bears in slow motion.

I'm the gummy bear that got stuck in her crack

# ? Jul 1, 2015 23:27

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Genocide Tendency posted:

Model gets shot in the rear end with gummy bears in slow motion.

why not just direct link the youtube bruh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE52PR4yMOA

# ? Jul 1, 2015 23:29

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

why not just direct link the youtube bruh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE52PR4yMOA

Did the video get linked?

Then shut the gently caress up and stop complaining.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 23:31

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Genocide Tendency posted:

Did the video get linked?

Then shut the gently caress up and stop complaining.

yea you linked to some lovely page with crap everywhere

how about you say thanks for pointing out my inefficiency, i learned something new today and quit being a cocksuck

# ? Jul 1, 2015 23:39

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

# ? Jul 1, 2015 23:42

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

# ? Jul 2, 2015 00:17

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Genocide Tendency posted:

Model gets shot in the rear end with gummy bears in slow motion.

1080p'ed that so fast

# ? Jul 2, 2015 01:02

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTnGI6Knw5Q

# ? Jul 2, 2015 02:43

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

why not just direct link the youtube bruh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE52PR4yMOA

I'd shoot her butt with my gummy bears, if you know what I mean.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 02:44

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

turns out it was ajax.googleapis being script blocked that hosed up timg

different girl

http://i.imgur.com/dAHmXNo.jpg

# ? Jul 2, 2015 03:36

Eugene V. Dubstep: Oct 4, 2013; Can't post for 8 years!

ded posted:

different girl

http://i.imgur.com/dAHmXNo.jpg

Maggie Gyllenhaal's career has taken a downturn

# ? Jul 2, 2015 05:16

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

at the date posted:

Maggie Gyllenhaal's career has taken a downturn

what?

http://i.imgur.com/CsXyQUk.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/NB7Wk96.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/e2xnxK2.jpg

this is old stuff from a photographer who did stuff with his gf and his gfs gfs. used to follow him on flickr till he started posting stuff with him sucking off trannys :barf:

# ? Jul 2, 2015 06:32

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

# ? Jul 2, 2015 07:02

US Berder Patrol: Jul 11, 2006; oorah

Ft. Lauderdale needs to just burn this god drat airport down and start over

Currently meditating on how I imagine it will sound when the flames' crackling and hissing finally rise over the din of the announcements in Spanish until there's nothing left except three 5000 year old Haitian ladies reorganizing their carryons to the sound of a tinny cumbia beat coming out of some cocksuckers cell phone buried under the ashes

# ? Jul 2, 2015 11:51

Diarrhea Elemental: Apr 2, 2012; Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

DownByTheWooter posted:

Ft. Lauderdale needs to just burn this god drat airport down and start over

Currently meditating on how I imagine it will sound when the flames' crackling and hissing finally rise over the din of the announcements in Spanish until there's nothing left except three 5000 year old Haitian ladies reorganizing their carryons to the sound of a tinny cumbia beat coming out of some cocksuckers cell phone buried under the ashes

Has anyone said you should totally do a write-up about your South/Central American trip? Because I've wanted to do something like that for almost 10 years, and I need to feed my obsession.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 12:24

Dalael: Oct 14, 2014; Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

You guys need some standards. I would rather just gently caress my hand.

Easy to say when that is all you've been loving. try a real pussy just once, and then maybe she'll start looking real good.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 15:32

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Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 15:40

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