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Steel Reserve Pineapple huh. I mean.. I'd start there out of sheer curiosity. Between those, the Schwepps, Vodka, and whatever that big red can is between the pineapple drinks, you might be able to whip together something that resembles a drink.
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So steel reserve pineapple tastes like, well...artificial pinapple fruit punch with a shot of gin and the smell of it isn't really bad, but I feel like I already know how a hangover off it feels like. Basically, if you've ever done too much vodka red bull and then smelled red bull ever again. Was hoping it would be like cider. In other drunk news, after the 4th, I shat pastel-green diarrhea for a day and a half and google assured my I was dying from internal bleeding or something, but it turns out this is completely normal when you drink Gatorade FIERCE: Blue Cherry as I was able to reproduce the effect sans alcohol this morning The more you loving know
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Duzzy Funlop posted:A quick inventory of my fridge yielded the following, roughly a third of which is my roommate's stuff, but since I'm never seeing her again and she's moving out just 2 weeks after me, I figured I'd be a good roommate and deplete all her poo poo. college.jpg
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Duzzy Funlop posted:but since I'm never seeing her again and she's moving out just 2 weeks after me, I figured I'd be a good roommate and deplete all her poo poo. you should definitely deplete all her poo poo bang her in the rear end
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Duzzy Funlop posted:pinapple ... with a shot of gin I love pineapple dranks. I love gin dranks. But together?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUVsDy0sc3k&t=261s
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Oh man, gin. I quit drinking gin two years before I quit drinking. Gin means not fun times during and after for me.
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Tequila is always the one that seems to put people over the edge and ruin the night Tequila pre game? Chill. Tequila shots at 1 AM? Fists will be flying and a chick might cry
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Oh man, gin. I quit drinking gin two years before I quit drinking. Gin means not fun times during and after for me. gin tastes like loving pine needles i dont understand why anyone would want that
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:Tequila is always the one that seems to put people over the edge and ruin the night If you drink tequila in a sane fashion and don't try to smash 10-15 shots, you'll find that it's pretty tame. Probably true for most alcohol
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:gin tastes like loving pine needles i dont understand why anyone would want that Tasty with tonic and lime. But like I said, Bad Things happened when I drank gin.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:gin tastes like loving pine needles i dont understand why anyone would want that you know how some people are genetically predispositioned to taste soap when they eat cilantro? Gin is like that. Bitches taste pine needles. Men taste victory.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4TGGtPzBU real life footage of kfff
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Don't know what's wrong with you juniper doesn't taste like pine needles
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:you know how some people are genetically predispositioned to taste soap when they eat cilantro? dont hate on me cuz you enjoy the taste of pinesol
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gin and tonic is basically my mainstay it'll never let me down
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PINING 4 PORKINS posted:gin and tonic is basically my mainstay Same. And tequila is just a way of calling the cops without picking up the phone.
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PINING 4 PORKINS posted:gin and tonic is basically my mainstay Bourbon and bourbon here. Also I was sober for a month and then my patriotism got the best of me. Mother in law bought a 12 pack of the favorite beer and I'm off the wagon. Beer and fireworks own
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Duzzy Funlop posted:And tequila is just a way of calling the cops without picking up the phone. ![]() While filling out the customs form on the way back from Scotland, I realized I had well over $200 worth of single malt in my luggage. poo poo's delicious.
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Bourbon and ginger ale or Scotch and soda
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Whiskey sour, you pussies. Or an old fashioned, if you're dressed for it.
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Godholio posted:Whiskey sour, you pussies. Old Fashioneds are probably the single most delicious cocktail by far
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I like an old fashioned but feel like such a loving hipster ordering one.
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I like an old fashioned but feel like such a loving hipster ordering one. If you care about how other people see you for ordering a drink, you probably shouldn't order an old fashioned anyway
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i usually just go for vodka tonics tbh
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RE: Tequila The thing with tequila is that the big grands here, Jose Cuervo and Patron, are rubbish. Ridiculously overpriced rubbish. They have this sweet taste, kind of like refined sugar. And it's like when you drink sugary dark rum, you get uneven surges of drunkenness and people lose their goddamn minds and wake up handcuffed to a hospital bed. Of course, people get their first introduction to tequila usually from doing 37 shots of Cuervo and then end up in a pool of their own vomit and spattered with used condoms. If you don't want to drink overpriced scrub tequila, a fairly popular brand that you can find most places is Avion. It's cheap, not military special cheap though, and it's a good, clean, even tequila. There's dozens of cheap agaves running around cheap as gently caress in niche liquor stores that are legit as gently caress, but Avion is basically old reliable. If you really don't like tequila after that, then it's just not the drink for you and you should just proceed with hanging yourself to save face for your family. Onto other booze, I normally hate sugary drinks but old fashioneds are legit, and mint juleps when done right are loving amazing, and also a good way to end up paralyzed.
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Booblord Zagats posted:What exact word is "Fierce" code for now? Duzzy Funlop posted:completely normal when you drink Gatorade FIERCE: Blue Cherry as I was able to reproduce the effect sans alcohol this morning
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lPXx84yWAhs
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Victor Vermis posted:I love pineapple dranks. I think I need to watch this movie. Just watched the trailer.
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Holy poo poo, Conan. http://teamcoco.com/video/conan-comic-con-mad-max?playlist=x%3BeyJ0eXBlIjoiZXRhZyIsImlkIjo4OTAzMX0 ![]()
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With Letterman retired, Conan is seriously the best on late night god drat that intro it sucks that he lost Brian Stack to Colbert, now he can't do Wikibear anymore ![]() https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFPJqA_HLSA edit one more https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vixokC3xFgI Nostalgia4Butts fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Jul 9, 2015 |
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:I think I need to watch this movie. Just watched the trailer. its a real fuckin weird one
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GiP secret santa is gonna be cool this year http://www.twerkingbutt.com It's probably ![]()
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It comes with an oculus rift. ![]()
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:you know how some people are genetically predispositioned to taste soap when they eat cilantro? huh that explains why I don't like cilantro and gin Guess I'm the bitch ![]() (Doubly so considering gin and tonics are a quintessential gay drink.)
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Rad Lieutenant posted:GiP secret santa is gonna be cool this year ![]()
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:huh that explains why I don't like cilantro and gin Nah. Gin just loving sucks. A good Vodka Collins however is amazing. Use Absolute's recipe, switch Vodka brand to your choice, as long as it's quality. No ABC poo poo.
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Vodka cranberry is my go-to simple cocktail of choice. Although I've had to swap to diet cranberry juice and a dash of tonic to avoid gut rot/heartburn ![]()
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the liquor store around the corner has 10 for 10 little bottles of booze. the chila 'orchata cinnamon cream rum tastes like loving tiramisu.
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