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Victor Vermis posted:welp, that confirms it. Vic you are so far in the closet your finding Christmas presents and my dear great aunt Anne's diaries from the bad days.
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Still love you though bro, I'll touch dicks.
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Jul 16, 2015 23:18
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Oh hell yes, I'd still crush that pussy. Moooooooo.
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Better be cut though. That wiener has a foreskin and I assume it's to hide your improvised bomb inside their cleverly, terrorist.
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Jul 16, 2015 23:19
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:Moooooooo. 
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Jul 16, 2015 23:20
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Been telling you guys Shim is black for years
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Jul 16, 2015 23:22
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Still love you though bro, I'll touch dicks. I'm not gonna catch you up on cell phone payments or let you blow a load in me just because my dad bitched about welfare recipients.
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Jul 16, 2015 23:22
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I have enough bill collectors and statutory government benefits that a computer could be forgiven for profiling me as a black man. Plus, lots of black dudes named Abraham. A lot.
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Jul 16, 2015 23:23
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Victor Vermis posted:I'm not gonna catch you up on cell phone payments or let you blow a load in me just because my dad bitched about welfare recipients. Ps ssh "payment" Chinaman gets you unlimited data for a month Sim for $5 and some haggling over buying weird looking poo poo he's gotta unload and you don't know wtf for about $13, son. One time that poo poo was def a 500gram bag of 99.9% pure powdered phenazapam. That was when I woke up in a psychiatric treatment facility in rural Mississippi. I lived in Illinois at the time. Hell of a drug. Great SIM cards too. Think he sold me a bunch of small animal hearts once, with the SIM. Great guy. No way those mongrels inherit the earth, they'll just build the railroad tracks we use to ship em off this planet.
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Jul 16, 2015 23:29
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:I have enough bill collectors and statutory government benefits that a computer could be forgiven for profiling me as a black man. Plus, lots of black dudes named Abraham. A lot. That and grandma shim had enough black dick in her that some of it may be running loose in the family tree.
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Jul 16, 2015 23:31
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That's not completely untrue, and tells me you keep up.  Yeah, I got some Bluncles.
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Jul 16, 2015 23:33
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Seriously if you look at that face and that body AND THAT FACE and can imagine some kind of sex scenario without cringing.. you gotta have some ROOTS.
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Jul 16, 2015 23:36
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lmbo like any of you have standards
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Jul 16, 2015 23:37
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Got them child bearing hips. Got I wanna fail to pay her child support so bad.
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Jul 16, 2015 23:38
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Half a kilo of phen 
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:lmbo like any of you have standards I don't. That's how you know I'm being sincere. Obviously all bets are off when I'm drunk. ... but I'm drunk right now SO YEAH I THINK I AM BEING SINCERE.
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Jul 16, 2015 23:39
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Waiting for the fallout when Amy Schumer drops 40 pounds to take on a role.
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I would say lose like 40lbs and do some squats, but dropping that much weight would make what tits she does have loving evaporate. Fake edit: Holy gently caress, that chin looks like it's built to rest your balls on. 
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Victor Vermis posted:Seriously if you look at that face and that body AND THAT FACE and can imagine some kind of sex scenario without cringing.. you gotta have some ROOTS. This made me laugh.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Half a kilo of phen Yeah I still don't know how I wound up in the Mississippi delta region in one of this nations last southern rural county psych hospital. I know I left as soon as I realized I could shoulder surf the nurse, and I'm p. Sure phen'd up shim never gave real names or social security numbers or coherent responses. Hell I have a feeling I'm still on a poster somewhere.
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Jul 16, 2015 23:45
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Again though: Chinaman beats the poo poo outta boost mobile. Or even Cricket. And requires way less registration and authentication if ya feel me.
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:lmbo like any of you have standards right? a bunch of 6 or 7's at most sitting around acting like they can punch upwards in the pussy game. and there's NO WAY they'd gently caress that chick it's like i'm back in the air force 
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Jul 16, 2015 23:47
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It's phen. I'm surprised you didn't come to a different country having lost six weeks.
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she looks like a goddamed disaster then again i am willing to bet most of gip regs look like a loving chodes so i have no idea why they are aiming so high
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:right? a bunch of 6 or 7's at most sitting around acting like they can punch upwards in the pussy game. and there's NO WAY they'd gently caress that chick You greatly over estimate GiP. Or have lovely standards.
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Jul 17, 2015 00:05
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im too pretty to touch that fuckin moo cow
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One of the rad things about working out and staying in shape is that you can score fit chicks. True story.
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Man I was gonna get drunk tonight but the ac went and poo poo the bed. Unit is only 4 years old. Some crackhead probably stole the copper or something. Can't get a guy out till 11pm. gently caress it gonna drink anyway
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:poo poo I'd gently caress her for the pillow talk. hope she's down with anal actually i hope that anyway
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Fart Sandwiches posted:Man I was gonna get drunk tonight but the ac went and poo poo the bed. Unit is only 4 years old. Some crackhead probably stole the copper or something. Can't get a guy out till 11pm. there's a thing called a freezer, you can use it to make ice might want to look into it
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Jul 17, 2015 00:50
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gently caress you I need my house a cool 68 to go to sleep.
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so keep drinking until you wake up, seems easy enough also gently caress me 68 degrees your flesh will be melting off your bones
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No I mean I shouldn't drink cause gotta wait for ac guy. Temp is 80 right now. gently caress you guys I'm a delicate flower 80 f you kiwi gently caress
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Two Finger posted:so keep drinking until you wake up, seems easy enough  you filthy Brit. We use the standard unit here in America.
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Fart Sandwiches posted:No I mean I shouldn't drink cause gotta wait for ac guy. Temp is 80 right now. gently caress you guys I'm a delicate flower  Genocide Tendency posted:
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It's a comfortable 293 degrees in my apartment.
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now there's a measurement i can get behind my room is currently 280 winter kinda owns, you don't need to worry about chucking your beers in the fridge because they'll stay cold
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Two Finger posted:now there's a measurement i can get behind Haha what? It's not winter dude, it's fuckin' July. IDGAF what you tell me: Jesus h. (H. As in H.W(As in the president (The good one(Married to Barb, not the one who kills people with her car (That'd be W'.s wife not H.W. But for real W. Did a lot of cokeand if you've come this far down the rabbit hole I'ma tell it like it is(George bush hates black people was the 4th most true thing Kante ever said (gently caress I forgot how far nested these are six? ( Nope, loving..8..)))))))) Christ was white and spoke English not espanol and it's not goddamn winter in July even in upside down land next to Australia's taint. Turtles all the way down.
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