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Karaoke would be so more fun if I was like 700% more drunk. I'm just waiting to go home because this place waters drinks down hardcore. I shouldn't feel more sober after drinking an entire pitcher of alcohol. Friday night was a failure team 8(
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Jun 5, 2015 15:18
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terrez posted:Karaoke would be so more fun if I was like 700% more drunk. I'm just waiting to go home because this place waters drinks down hardcore. I shouldn't feel more sober after drinking an entire pitcher of alcohol. Karaoke cannot fail, it can only be failed.
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Jun 5, 2015 17:07
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lol Snopes says it's false, but still.
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Jun 6, 2015 03:32
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Yeah that's old as gently caress.
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Jun 6, 2015 03:49
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Would.
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Jun 6, 2015 04:22
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Untagged posted:Would.
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Jun 6, 2015 04:54
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But not from behind
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Jun 6, 2015 09:07
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Lazy Reservist posted:But not from behind I'd like to see the coverup tattoo for that steaming pile of poo.
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Jun 6, 2015 14:35
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Lazy Reservist posted:But not from behind Unless scatplay is your thing
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Jun 6, 2015 14:44
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Lazy Reservist posted:But not from behind just make her wear a corset or something
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Jun 6, 2015 17:27
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Summer in the south is a stupid humid swampy arm pit. That said, Hoptimum is out and it is my favorite part of summer. Also cazadores reposado but gently caress that, beer. also  http://i.imgur.com/IN6Kgqi.gif
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Jun 7, 2015 09:00
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Jun 7, 2015 09:10
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Untagged posted:FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP I rehosted these like a month ago because tumblr is a cesspool and I'm going to post them again cause no one said anything last time. http://i.imgur.com/AWC5vFH.gif http://i.imgur.com/mDzt2WE.gif http://i.imgur.com/PqfU4Le.gif http://i.imgur.com/ATrbr3d.gif http://i.imgur.com/ptmlXOQ.gif http://i.imgur.com/lrrBI7g.gif
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Jun 7, 2015 10:31
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She has fat chick titties and probably has kids.
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Jun 7, 2015 11:01
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There's not enough stretch mark ravaged deflated birthday balloon going on to call those fat chick tits. They aren't zitty pockmarked blobs of bread dough topped with extra spicy pepperoni and weird bruises which is a strong indicator that she doesn't have a litter of snot nosed ringworm reservoirs festering in a trailer somewhere. If more fat chicks had those there'd be less mire of self loathing to wallow in after making a mistake.
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Jun 7, 2015 12:36
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Yea, post pregnant tits (especially ones that big) sort of deflate like a sad balloon the day after your party.
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Jun 7, 2015 13:06
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I don't know if I'm unlucky or what but spinning the wheel of "sure why not" with the tig ol bitty crowd has been an exercise in disappointment. Every time the bra comes off it's like finding out your birthday cake is full of snot and nightmares. I didn't buy all those bottles of sake at the loving Thai restaurant to stick my face in a pair of week old get well soon balloons. Thanks for loving nothing. Ms. rail thin two nails hammered into a board may have higher self esteem and maintenance requirements but that roulette wheel isn't rigged for misery. Regret maybe, but not misery. I'd rather discover a maze of daddy left us cuts on a lady with the proportions of a 2 x 4 than another pair of blown out spoiled cantaloupes stuck in a walmart brassiere.
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Jun 7, 2015 13:41
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Potential BFF posted:I don't know if I'm unlucky or what but spinning the wheel of "sure why not" with the tig ol bitty crowd has been an exercise in disappointment. Every time the bra comes off it's like finding out your birthday cake is full of snot and nightmares. I didn't buy all those bottles of sake at the loving Thai restaurant to stick my face in a pair of week old get well soon balloons. Thanks for loving nothing. Ms. rail thin two nails hammered into a board may have higher self esteem and maintenance requirements but that roulette wheel isn't rigged for misery. Regret maybe, but not misery. I'd rather discover a maze of daddy left us cuts on a lady with the proportions of a 2 x 4 than another pair of blown out spoiled cantaloupes stuck in a walmart brassiere. Change thread title to GIP Drunk Thread 2k15: No get well soon balloons
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Jun 7, 2015 19:38
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Potential BFF posted:I'd rather discover a maze of daddy left us cuts on a lady with the proportions of a 2 x 4 than another pair of blown out spoiled cantaloupes stuck in a walmart brassiere. You're a god drat poet.
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Jun 7, 2015 20:08
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Potential BFF posted:I don't know if I'm unlucky or what but spinning the wheel of "sure why not" with the tig ol bitty crowd has been an exercise in disappointment. Every time the bra comes off it's like finding out your birthday cake is full of snot and nightmares. I didn't buy all those bottles of sake at the loving Thai restaurant to stick my face in a pair of week old get well soon balloons. Thanks for loving nothing. Ms. rail thin two nails hammered into a board may have higher self esteem and maintenance requirements but that roulette wheel isn't rigged for misery. Regret maybe, but not misery. I'd rather discover a maze of daddy left us cuts on a lady with the proportions of a 2 x 4 than another pair of blown out spoiled cantaloupes stuck in a walmart brassiere.
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Jun 7, 2015 20:12
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Potential BFF posted:I don't know if I'm unlucky or what but spinning the wheel of "sure why not" with the tig ol bitty crowd has been an exercise in disappointment. Every time the bra comes off it's like finding out your birthday cake is full of snot and nightmares. I didn't buy all those bottles of sake at the loving Thai restaurant to stick my face in a pair of week old get well soon balloons. Thanks for loving nothing. Ms. rail thin two nails hammered into a board may have higher self esteem and maintenance requirements but that roulette wheel isn't rigged for misery. Regret maybe, but not misery. I'd rather discover a maze of daddy left us cuts on a lady with the proportions of a 2 x 4 than another pair of blown out spoiled cantaloupes stuck in a walmart brassiere. This.
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Jun 7, 2015 21:06
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Biggest tits I've dated was a D, and I concur. Not likely to go back to that well.
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Jun 7, 2015 21:16
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Why not have both?
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Potential BFF posted:I don't know if I'm unlucky or what but spinning the wheel of "sure why not" with the tig ol bitty crowd has been an exercise in disappointment. Every time the bra comes off it's like finding out your birthday cake is full of snot and nightmares. I didn't buy all those bottles of sake at the loving Thai restaurant to stick my face in a pair of week old get well soon balloons. Thanks for loving nothing. Ms. rail thin two nails hammered into a board may have higher self esteem and maintenance requirements but that roulette wheel isn't rigged for misery. Regret maybe, but not misery. I'd rather discover a maze of daddy left us cuts on a lady with the proportions of a 2 x 4 than another pair of blown out spoiled cantaloupes stuck in a walmart brassiere. This is why you date 40 year olds with recent titty upgrades.
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Potential BFF posted:I don't know if I'm unlucky or what but spinning the wheel of "sure why not" with the tig ol bitty crowd has been an exercise in disappointment. Every time the bra comes off it's like finding out your birthday cake is full of snot and nightmares. I didn't buy all those bottles of sake at the loving Thai restaurant to stick my face in a pair of week old get well soon balloons. Thanks for loving nothing. Ms. rail thin two nails hammered into a board may have higher self esteem and maintenance requirements but that roulette wheel isn't rigged for misery. Regret maybe, but not misery. I'd rather discover a maze of daddy left us cuts on a lady with the proportions of a 2 x 4 than another pair of blown out spoiled cantaloupes stuck in a walmart brassiere. this is a really good post
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Dated a girl with big ole perky D cups. They were awesome boobs. But looking at her mom you could see into the future and it was not pretty.
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Jun 7, 2015 23:05
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KirbyKhan posted:Why not have both? Like one sad saggy tit and one perky small one? Somebody post that imgur album of the saddest boobs.
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Fart Sandwiches posted:Dated a girl with big ole perky D cups. They were awesome boobs. But looking at her mom you could see into the future and it was not pretty. Bang a hot 20 something with amazing tits and then if you gently caress up and marry her, buy her a set of bolt ons when gravity starts loving with them.
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really good http://imgur.com/a/tXAdK
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holocaust bloopers posted:
juden tested fuehrer approved https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXxkFd3lHaM
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:juden tested fuehrer approved
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Jun 8, 2015 23:06
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I like the Ferrari The Ferrari.
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Click Beelay posted:I like the Ferrari The Ferrari. May: It's absolute rubbish. Clarkson: I rather love it, it's stupendous and...speeeeed! May: You only like it because of the gull wing doors. Clarkson: Tosser
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:May: It's absolute rubbish. I love those hearty cunts, great episode. There's more unemployment tube if anyone hasn't checked it in a few weeks. Poached eggs this time.
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Jun 9, 2015 01:29
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looks like they're dumping the last two unaired specials as a Top Gear special on BBC.
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Jun 9, 2015 02:08
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idk, they posted a trailer on the top gear facebook page p. sure those two are hosted by just hammond and may edit: quote:The BBC said the episode would feature two films. Hammond and May returned to the studios to record links for the programmes without Clarkson. Nostalgia4Butts fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Jun 9, 2015 |
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