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Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Here is how you pick an iPhone:

iPhone 6 Plus: You text/internet browse/play games, and never actually call people

iPhone 6: You actually have to call someone and use it as a phone.

iPhone 5(any): You are a poor.

iPhone 4 or lower: You had a TBI leaving you severely brain damaged and need something to lick when not on a 6 row bus.

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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

buy the apple leather case

poo poo is thin as hell and is very grippy

Yeah that's the one I have; it's pretty nice but sometimes I kinda want to just use the thing without padding over it

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
~5" is about the perfect size for a smart phone screen. I have a Galaxy S6. It's pretty great, although if you read the Android thread, you'd think the phone was responsible for the Rwandan Genocide.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I've been flip-flopping since the first iPhone and android phone came out. First with the G1, then iPhone 3GS, 5s, htc one m8, now a 6plus. I wanted to see what android was like since I had used it last. Can't complain about the htc but god drat android is retarded with the carrier bloatware, loving delayed updates because of carriers, and I wasn't nerd enough to wrap my head around custom ROMs and get everything working like I wanted.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

I flip flopped between iPhones and Android phones a lot and this is the first time I've felt like sticking with an iPhone. Apple finally dragged themselves into functional multitasking, though they did it kicking and screaming. Now my podcast apps update on their own on a set schedule, which is kind of a big deal for me.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i had the G1 and G2, then went iPhone 5 and never looked back

this is still the best phone i ever owned though

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I'm old and miss physical keyboards. Why the gently caress don't you at least have a vibrate on key press option, apple :argh:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I hate macs but love my iPhone

Also lol @ poors without iMessage
That's all

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Genocide Tendency posted:

Here is how you pick an iPhone:

iPhone 6 Plus: You text/internet browse/play games, and never actually call people

iPhone 6: You actually have to call someone and use it as a phone.

iPhone 5(any): You are a poor.

iPhone 4 or lower: You had a TBI leaving you severely brain damaged and need something to lick when not on a 6 row bus.

WHAT DOES YOUR PHONE SAY ABOUT YOU? CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT

nigga u gay

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
i think its cool how steve jobs was like 'um no gently caress you we are not going to make a giant rear end phone' and soon as he dies booom giant rear end iphones

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i still think the 5s is pretty much the perfect phone

really want them to just put whatever new processor they're revealing on sept 9th into one and boom im buying it

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

ded posted:

i think its cool how steve jobs was like 'um no gently caress you we are not going to make a giant rear end phone' and soon as he dies booom giant rear end iphones

His frail cancer ridden body couldn't hold anything heavier than an iPhone 4 because of his all fruit diet.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

ded posted:

i think its cool how steve jobs was like 'um no gently caress you we are not going to make a giant rear end phone' and soon as he dies booom giant rear end iphones

tbf i don't think anyone there could reasonably trust the decision making ability of a guy who thought homeopathy could cure cancer

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 3, 2006

i never asked for this
I have a 5s and my wife has a 6+ and her phone is way too big. I can't carry my phone most of my life anyway because of work and it's basically a forums browsing/maps device anyway.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

PINING 4 PORKINS posted:

tbf i don't think anyone there could reasonably trust the decision making ability of a guy who thought homeopathy could cure cancer

jim henson did p. well for himself

well, until the end there

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

jim henson did p. well for himself

well, until the end there

:drat:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

buy the apple leather case

poo poo is thin as hell and is very grippy

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Those flipphones with a keyboard just before smartphones became a thing were the last time I liked using my phone keyboard

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Victor Vermis posted:

WHAT DOES YOUR PHONE SAY ABOUT YOU? CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT

nigga u gay

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
blackberries lol

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
iphone 6, not plus, apple leather case

sadly the iphone 6 screen is slightly convex at edges so my glass screen cover is not ideal, but a rubbery plastic one good to go

imessage like bbm but better

god i didnt realize what i was doing with my life before imessage

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
goons add me on snapchat username zeris

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Zeris posted:

blackberries lol

presidential phone of choice

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Giving out your snapchat in GiP is asking for trouble. Or N4I being all sly for dick pics.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

holocaust bloopers posted:

Giving out your snapchat in GiP is asking for trouble. Or N4I being all sly for dick pics.

why :( i just want to be everyone's friend

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
please do not send me dick pics

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
snap(apicofyourdick)chat

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

holocaust bloopers posted:

Or N4I being all sly for dick pics.

n4i announces the 1st annual GiP dick off, where he decided who is top cock in the gayest subforum

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
whatever, I had a great weekend in Vegas seeing my friends get married, and yeah I was naked for a lot of it who cares to look?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

please send me dick pics

edited so dummies like me get the message

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
drunk thread, so use your impaired judgment wisely before clicking

http://www.nudesfortroops.com/

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
and because google is disturbingly good at finding what i am looking for: severely nsfw http://majdad-military.tumblr.com/

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i had the G1 and G2, then went iPhone 5 and never looked back

this is still the best phone i ever owned though



did you have a swoopy haircut and eyeliner too?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

did you have a swoopy haircut and eyeliner too?

no, but it was basically the only good phone out at the time with a full keyboard that wasnt a blackberry

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Zeris posted:

drunk thread, so use your impaired judgment wisely before clicking

http://www.nudesfortroops.com/

:stare: Holy poo poo the green army men.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

please do not send me dick pics

There is no good ending to this post.

Not any way you read it.


We gonna need a new mod in a couple days. :rip: N4I

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Genocide Tendency posted:

Here is how you pick an iPhone:

iPhone 6 Plus: You text/internet browse/play games, and never actually call people

iPhone 6: You actually have to call someone and use it as a phone.

iPhone 5(any): You are a poor.

iPhone 4 or lower: You had a TBI leaving you severely brain damaged and need something to lick when not on a 6 row bus.

I still have a 4S, mostly because of non-necessity of upgrading and the 5 felt flimsy as poo poo when I was choosing. Replaced the battery earlier this year. Can hopefully hold out upgrading until the battery dies again.

The processor is showing its age. Everything lags. Text messaging, web browsing, you name it.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I went from a 4S to a 6. It was a big upgrade.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

did you have a swoopy haircut and eyeliner too?

The stereotype for sidekick owners is black people, dude.

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I think the regular 6 is a perfect size. There I said it. Maybe a bit overwhelming at first but a 5 is so tiny in my hands now

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