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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

all i got is sherbert but i will grab some vanilla ice cream tomorrow and give a trip report

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Alternate option: mix in vanilla vodka.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Alternate option: mix in vanilla vodka.

vanilla vodka is pretty disgusting but its alright in orange soda i guess

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Alternate option: mix in vanilla vodka.

I don't know any underage college girls, where would I get it?

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Stultus Maximus posted:

I don't know any underage college girls, where would I get it?

check your purse

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

That alcoholic whipped cream stuff is pretty good.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
If you don't keep a bottle of flavored vodka and a bottle of fireball/cinnamon Jack on hand, I don't know what to tell you.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Godholio posted:

If you don't keep a bottle of flavored vodka and a bottle of fireball/cinnamon Jack on hand, I don't know what to tell you.

I keep lovely sweet redwine and cherries/oranges in my fridge just to make Sangria when the GF is over

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Godholio posted:

If you don't keep a bottle of flavored vodka and a bottle of fireball/cinnamon Jack on hand, I don't know what to tell you.

I keep several bottles of bourbon and scotch on hand at all times because I can literally injure people by clubbing them with my giant manly dick.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=MEXZ1sUO5gs


Also on netflix

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

some idiot at the bar posted:

Trust me, my dad was an Airborne Ranger.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

quote:

Trust me, my mom is an Airborne Ranger.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Alright I might actually like pay for porn so I can stream some good poo poo. Any suggestions? Like amateur poo poo

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Porn hub is a thing. Search for August Ames or Eva Lovia.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Alright I might actually like pay for porn so I can stream some good poo poo. Any suggestions? Like amateur poo poo

Define good poo poo

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Super white dude is butchering the gently caress out of "it was a good day."

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Call me Jodie.

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

vanilla vodka is pretty disgusting but its alright in orange soda i guess

Vanilla vodka and soda water is pretty good too.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

gently caress today.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Alright I might actually like pay for porn so I can stream some good poo poo. Any suggestions? Like amateur poo poo

I've had an on again/ off again relationship with BangBros that I've never been.ashamed of. Their back catalogue is fantastic

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
its 2015, you dont have to pay for porn

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Like there's literally no reason to do so ever. If you're seriously thinking of giving your credit card info to a PORNOGRAPHY COMPANY then I don't know what to tell you.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
How do porno companies even still exist since no one has to pay for porn anymore?

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Because there are people out there that still pay for porn.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Rad Lieutenant posted:

How do porno companies even still exist since no one has to pay for porn anymore?

They own all of the streaming sites.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
I'm quitting watching porn. That poo poo is a massive time sink.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Bing is the best porn site anyways

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


ElMaligno posted:

Bing is the best porn site anyways

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

ElMaligno posted:

Bing is the best porn site anyways
:agreed:

DownByTheWooter posted:

I'm quitting watching porn. That poo poo is a massive time sink.

:crossarms:

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

I'm not saying there's anything wrong with porn, I think I waste a lot of time jerking off just to keep from being bored in my house instead of doing anything productive. That and lurk the forums, which is just masturbation without any of the good parts of masturbation.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

lol sitting around watching porn like a movie is weird but just fast forward to the good poo poo and get your 2 pump chump in

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

lol sitting around watching porn like a movie is weird but just fast forward to the good poo poo and get your 2 pump chump in

you're going to pay for a website so that you can watch like ten seconds of any given clip?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

gently caress today.


goddamn you lost 10 guys in 1 day? that loving sucks man, rest in peace bros

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

DownByTheWooter posted:

you're going to pay for a website so that you can watch like ten seconds of any given clip?

100 times a day


drat you guys are really against paying gently caress

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Because we're not loving idiots.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

ElMaligno posted:

Bing is the best porn site anyways

And it pays for XBL Gold.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
If pornhub launches that Netflix of Porn service (and offers gay porn) I'd pay for that.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
If you're not furiously masturbating to completion in like 10 sec to reddit gifs while your wife/girlfriend is in the other room doing laundry then lol, just lol

Seriously its a rush

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Rough Lobster posted:

If you're not furiously masturbating to completion in like 10 sec to reddit gifs while your wife/girlfriend is in the other room doing laundry then lol, just lol

Seriously its a rush

Truth http://gfycat.com/SatisfiedInsignificantBeagle :nws:

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

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