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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Because idiots browse this thread at work and are surprised to find questionably NWS poo poo like that

a girl in gym clothes is nsfw? plez dont body shame here this is a safe space

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
people get fired at work for dumber poo poo :shrug:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

a girl in gym clothes is nsfw? plez dont body shame here this is a safe space

To play the devils advocate here where have you ever worked that having that on your work screen was ok?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

To play the devils advocate here where have you ever worked that having that on your work screen was ok?

uh pretty sure ive had way way worse in plain view on a screen during working hours m8

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Well poo poo if we're all former military, surely we've all had full blown hardcore porn playing on a screen during work hours, right? Probably in a platoon/squad bay with multiple spectators, as background noise?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
most of us work real jobs now, though

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

ded posted:

heathers is the only cool high school movie


edit : other than breakfast club

Uh, you forgot Better Off Dead.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

To play the devils advocate here where have you ever worked that having that on your work screen was ok?
lol if you were ever a Joe and didn't "accidentally" leave porn on in the barracks for 1SG to walk in on.

lol if you were ever an NCO and didn't "accidentally" leave porn on your office computer for the CO to walk in on.

terrez
Mar 20, 2012
go fuckyourself mods i am drunk this is the drunk thread i am going to post boobs and buttz

if you are reading this thread at work you literally deserve to be fired

Somebody fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Jun 10, 2015

terrez
Mar 20, 2012
hey everyone

do drugs

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

terrez posted:

WITNESS ME

:mediocre:

terrez
Mar 20, 2012
yea

protip, drink 10 shots of fireball then 3 shots of jameson and drink a beer and then play wow and yell at faggots about selling gold for sex

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

terrez posted:

go fuckyourself mods i am drunk this is the drunk thread i am going to post boobs and buttz

if you are reading this thread at work you literally deserve to be fired


Somebody fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Jun 10, 2015

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

terrez posted:

go fuckyourself mods i am drunk this is the drunk thread i am going to post boobs and buttz

if you are reading this thread at work you literally deserve to be fired

:commissar:

You should have posted a link to the rest of the set, rear end.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Jun 10, 2015

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

you guys can't watch porn at your work? lol get a new job noobs.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Please do not post NSFW images in-line. I don't think that's too much to ask.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Being a mod seems really loving awful but I'm glad N4I deals with that poo poo for our sake

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Booblord Zagats posted:

Being a mod seems really loving awful but I'm glad N4I deals with that poo poo for our sake

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Can you at least repost the link to the butts and/or boobs, tia.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
If you can't Google Bing "generic white girl tits" I don't know what to tell you.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

When we're at our best, I envision N4I just like his av: Malory gripping a glass of scotch and glaring at the monitor

When we really gently caress up it's like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR3ORb5gVqk&t=320s

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

If you can't Google Bing "generic white girl tits" I don't know what to tell you.

The army taught me to be a lazy piece of poo poo :shrug:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

When we're at our best, I envision N4I just like his av: Malory gripping a glass of scotch and glaring at the monitor

When we really gently caress up it's like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR3ORb5gVqk&t=320s

Pretty much but also when she crushes glasses with her bare hands.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

If you can't Google Bing "generic white girl tits" I don't know what to tell you.

In the interest of a true and lasting peace in our time, I'll do them one better

:nws: :nws: :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/ApbPO4U.gif
http://i.imgur.com/ruARecq.gif
http://i.imgur.com/XmdGL2V.gif
http://i.imgur.com/8jRJGd3.gif
http://i.imgur.com/C59YJbe.gif
http://i.imgur.com/CYJ26wO.gif
http://i.imgur.com/wgeRJYE.gif
:nws:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Yo anyone wanna do a month no drinking challenge?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Sure

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Booblord Zagats posted:

Being a mod seems really loving awful but I'm glad N4I deals with that poo poo for our sake

Can confirm Actually, modding GiP is retardedly easy. Its the other poo poo that goes along with it that's terrible.

Anita Dickinme
Jan 24, 2013


Grimey Drawer

Booblord Zagats posted:

Being a mod seems really loving awful but I'm glad N4I deals with that poo poo for our sake

Just like being an officer and being in charge of people, gently caress that. I don't want responsibilities or power.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Can confirm Actually, modding GiP is retardedly easy. Its the other poo poo that goes along with it that's terrible.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Yo anyone wanna do a month no drinking challenge?

I'm 3 days in and 4 lbs down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY6OV1yyGHE

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Well I'm starting today if anyone wants to jump on the wagon

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Can confirm Actually, modding GiP is retardedly easy. Its the other poo poo that goes along with it that's terrible.

Do tell

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Yo anyone wanna do a month no drinking challenge?
Sorry, I'm single and there are several weddings in the near future. Not happening anytime soon.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
How much are you guys drinking regularly?

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Sorry, I'm single and there are several weddings in the near future. Not happening anytime soon.

Yea, I can't go a month.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Well gently caress can a brotha get a week

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Well gently caress can a brotha get a week

Sure, I'm out of beer anyway. Can't do a month though, I'm visiting the Scottish relatives in a few weeks.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I hit eighteen months yesterday :unsmith:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I hit eighteen months yesterday :unsmith:

proud of you :3:

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

I had a few sips of beer last August and a quarter glass of wine with my platoon after deployment in 06, but that's the only times I've drank in the last decade. Still have never been drunk. I am an anomaly among former 11Bs.

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I rarely drink at all anymore. When my buddy offed himself a bit ago I got wasted off a six pack. Combine that with my ravaged bowels and my toilet didn't have a fun time the day afterwards.

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