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# ? Feb 9, 2025 17:02 |
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oh poo poo this is my jam right here
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Booblord Zagats posted:That's why you never use butane for your car bomb It's a bastard gas.
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:http://www.sbsun.com/general-news/20150905/bizarre-crash-caught-on-camera-in-rowland-heights that bitch was high af
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I have a cutting board that I use to prepare my food. She intentionally sets cat food on it and actually force feeds the cats into eating off of it just to make me upset because she knows I have nowhere to go. I am ashamed of myself for winding up in this situation. I am a grown man with a drug and alcohol problem. My mother has raised two alcoholics who will both be spending years behind bars for DWI. I am dead serious when I say that my mother has since we were children had an increasing disregard for her children's well being, but she is also a retired RN and school teacher. I grew up being treated like an animal and have thus become one. I almost got away from her but wound up with a closet case hoarder who destroyed my life because I couldn't make the hard choice to break our home and take my son away from her, but she had no problem amassing junk and trash, and then extorting child support from me - which amounted to her basically kidnappings my son. When my mom took me from my dad she moved us into her mothers house. Her mother was an animal hiarder , and my childhood was filled with the smell of dog feces and the taste of cockroaches is my mouth as I slept on the couch with my mouth agape due to the allergies.
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PINING 4 PORKINS posted:I have a cutting board that I use to prepare my food. She intentionally sets cat food on it and actually force feeds the cats into eating off of it just to make me upset because she knows I have nowhere to go. yeah none of this ever happened except maybe his mother threatening to let the cat eat off his board
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https://www.reddit.com/r/hoarding/comments/3jypv2/my_mom_hoards_animals_and_is_wasting_my/
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:i only count it if i finish and i was way passed obliterated drunk This is the rapiest thing I've ever read.
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Wait if it's a guy and a girl then the guy is the rapist. If it's two guys who's the raper and who's the rapee?
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It's the top, dummy
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Two Finger posted:Wait if it's a guy and a girl then the guy is the rapist. If it's two guys who's the raper and who's the rapee? both are the rapist, obviously
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I mean, unless you somehow forcibly sit your rear end down on his poo poo or something, I'm not sure.
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I mean, unless you somehow forcibly sit your rear end down on his poo poo or something, I'm not sure. of course the kraut is gonna bring up scheiße play
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Please don't schame
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Godholio posted:This is the rapiest thing I've ever read. ya that does come across rly weird
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I am pretty loving drunk. My house looks like a rednecks front yard covered in Busch Light cans. gently caress your mother, unless you're n4i, in which case gently caress your father.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:just watched Rambo 3 for the first time Thats a later, edited version. The original is better and funnier. ![]() LMAO
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Russian dashcams 4eva https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnsdc7cTPuU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58HfrGRr5s
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Haven't smoked weed since forever ago. Was drinking and smoking cigarettes with my vietnam vet buddy neighbor. Took two hits off his bong and I was loving out. Collapsed into bed and didn't wake up until 7am.
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It is legit fun to smoke up with old people.
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KirbyKhan posted:It is legit fun to smoke up with old people.
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somebody make a crossfit joke
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I have this high-energy swedish student living next to me, he can rap, doesn't have a swedish accent, breakdances and smokes weed like it's going out of stock. He's also EXTREMELY up front about it, which I've tried telling him to tone down. His response was to come to my apartment on my birthday stoned to the gills and try to dump a couple of grams on me as a present because "he had so much, his apartment was starting to smell like weed 'more than usual'". ![]()
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Ate a bunch of jalapenos (and amazing mini tacos pastor) so my stomach is trying to drive my intestine out through my rear end in a top hat with pitchforks and fire. I'll probably go back next Tuesday.
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http://www.airforcetimes.com/story/military/2015/09/08/police-hate-group-assaults-air-force-officer/71895964/
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Flying through clouds is P.neat... Pretty much sums up my entire day at work.![]() ![]() ![]() Nice and hot piss fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Sep 9, 2015 |
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Deathy is the best vet drinking buddy and v v handsome You guys don't even know Just say wow I'm jealous
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Zeris posted:Deathy is the best vet drinking buddy and v v handsome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c
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nursing a glass of Bulleit and reflecting thta kirsten dunst has gotten insanely hot in her 30s![]() cant fuckin wait for fargo season 2 edit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_emq_NzO7H8 Eugene V. Dubstep fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Sep 9, 2015 |
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God drat Matt Damon let himself go.
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Delizin posted:God drat Matt Damon let himself go. Nah, make up guy is just on point
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Zeris posted:Deathy is the best vet drinking buddy and v v handsome I've drank with deathy before. he's a chill dude.
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I ran into Deathy on deployment once back in '06. Chill dude.
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at the date posted:nursing a glass of Bulleit and reflecting thta kirsten dunst has gotten insanely hot in her 30s Matt Damon looks like he runs a logging company in Minnesota I don't know anything about the Fargo TV series, so maybe that's exactly what he is in it
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Slim Pickens posted:Matt Damon looks like he runs a logging company in Minnesota it's not Matt Damon, it's the guy from Breaking Bad
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# ? Feb 9, 2025 17:02 |
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loving Todd, that piece of poo poo
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