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DownByTheWooter posted:imagine all the memes about heroes you'd be pictured in. None, because it'd be at Carter's funeral, and to the people who create hero memes Jimmy Carter is basically the devil and Osama all rolled together into one Now, if you'd pulled that at Saint Ronnie's funeral you could live the rest of your off of the meme royalties (if that was a thing)
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Plus nobody really cares about Carter enough to get worked up one way or the other.
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Naked Bear posted:Gonna give this a go as helicopter music. wow, putting a song that came out in 86 in your vidgame that takes place in 84. great way to ruin the immersion
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Godholio posted:Plus nobody really cares about Carter enough to get worked up one way or the other. I hope the swamp rabbit attends DownByTheWooter posted:it would be truly moving to see a soldier going through one of those crazy emotional rollercoaster lonely benders military servicemembers are so prone to, stumbling around, tears and snot dripping onto his immaculately arranged ceremonial dress, reeling from grief and or booze right there at President Carter's graveside. Western funerals don't have nearly enough wailing. military funerals are the worst 
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iyaayas01 posted:None, because it'd be at Carter's funeral, and to the people who create hero memes Jimmy Carter is basically the devil and Osama all rolled together into one fair point. I guess the next chance for some soldier to get ultimate hero points by taking a bottle of mid-shelf bourbon to the face moments before stepping into formation will be for a President Bush funeral downbythewooter shared Midwestern Patriots Truth Medias video Video shows a soldier tearing open his uniform jacket with one hand as he breaks out of formation and runs to the coffin. "WHY LAWWWDDDDDDD. HE WAZZA ONLY LEADER THAT EVER CARED A FUCKIN SOLDIER; fuckit. gently caress all you. I'LL COURMARSH EVERY LASS ONE" and so on, he moans, the consonants slurring into a mush nearly as meaningless as everything the dead man about to be interred ever said. He drops his plugged garand, falls to all fours, face reddened and slick with tears and drunk sweats. He raises one hand to wipe a thin line of watery vomit from a scraped chin with an until now pristine sleeve of gabardine, the hash marks carrying away crumbs from a half-digested meal of Five Guys. Then, a duo of extremely flustered NCOs hook him under the arms and drag him away to be shot off screen, while Donald Rumsfeld watches with disdain from a throne of humvee up-armor kits. SHARE this if you think our troops are the real heroes
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I like that post with the pictures up thread.
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Honestly this place is a bit too sfw considering the thread title promises a great crusade of butts.
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This is some of the dumbest looking poo poo I have ever seen.
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I'd think that a feature-length video game cut scene would be a big hit with GiP's Gamerz.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:This is some of the dumbest looking poo poo I have ever seen. better or worse than that awful deadpool trailer
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Godholio posted:Plus nobody really cares about Carter enough to get worked up one way or the other. He's one of those rare examples of a 90+ year old man dying where you can say "man, what a loss. he could have done a lot more if he'd lived."
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Oh man is that real? Please be real.
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Yeah, that six year old's legs are just as long as Jared's.
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Godholio posted:Yeah, that six year old's legs are just as long as Jared's. that's not the kid's legs
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The pumpkin spice extends tights. The pumpkin spice expands waistlines. The pumpkin spice is vital to Pinterest posting. The Pumpkin Spicing Guild and its pudgy 20 year olds, who the pumpkin spice has mutated over twelve years, use the orange artificial flavoring which gives them the ability to fold in even more empty calories. That is, fatten up every part of the body without eating.
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Godholio posted:Yeah, that six year old's legs are just as long as Jared's. And those subs from the other promo are actually the size of the 9/11 jetliners. One can dream.
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his name is Robert Paulson
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Two Finger posted:titties incoming Nice!
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