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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Everyone loves humanitarian efforts until it affects them

(In regards to the who refugee ordeal)

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?



Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

Can't believe Rummy and Cheney and Bush I are gonna outlast Carter, though..

Not necessarily :ninja:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCZlEYskyvY

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

These will never get old lmfao.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

USMC503 posted:

These will never get old lmfao.

they got old by the time i saw half a dozen repeats halfway thru so i stopped watching

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?


When you think you've seen them all...3:03


:stare:

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

When you think you've seen them all...3:03


:stare:

Hahaha holy poo poo

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I laughed at the toy that went right into the fireplace.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Duzzy Funlop posted:

When you think you've seen them all...3:03


:stare:

lol

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
This is one of my favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc0OANLfy1k

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

the best one

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

this one was actually funny

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

http://www.vox.com/2015/9/9/9275611/victorian-era-life


lmbo

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





that rules

hell what even is that

like cosplay taken to the extreme

fakelifing

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Goddamn Missandei~

:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/9UkqvGV.gif
:nws:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Two Finger posted:

that rules

hell what even is that

like cosplay taken to the extreme

fakelifing

I need a couple dozen Gallic slaves, about a hundred acres of farmland for them to work, and a blacksmith, stat!

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I hope they die of cholera.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Missandei has a good butte for peepin'

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
The drunk thread usually contains nit drunks.. I am legit drunk. gently caress the world


Nuke it to hell. gently caress you all
I m drunk as f7ck

Nice and hot piss
Jan 31, 2004

I'm in Vegas, holy poo poo you guys I have been butt oppressed. Everything here is legitimate USDA prime rear end.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Fister Roboto posted:

I hope she dies in childbirth.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Vaccines? What are they?

Nice and hot piss
Jan 31, 2004

injectable chem trails

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

This but for real conspiracy theories like Jade Helm, etc.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Godholio posted:

This but for real conspiracy theories like Jade Helm, etc.

Whenever people tell me of the vast government conspiracy, I always try to show them it requires a level of coordination and secrecy that is unsustainable in our or any other military

As an example, my unit once was ordered to send 4 helicopters but only 2 sets of crews to a boat. They wanted all 4 helicopters flown to Hawaii to rendezvous with said boat, that was infact, in the Indian Ocean. Our XO spent 2 weeks arguing with the planners who ordered this via email before they realized what they had asked for.

Then they asked for 5 helicopters and 6 crews, and changed the route to something almost as stupid, but at least possible. We were on the boat for about 6 weeks before they told us to go back home because our airframe wasn't needed



I knew every single thing that was happening up to the moment because the girlfriends and wives of the unit were calling one another reading the emails to one another and their SOs, who would then bitch about it in the shop.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nearly all military stories can be ended with "The Aristocrats!"

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Nearly all military stories can be ended with "The Aristocrats!"

I got to take a dump out of the back of our helo on the way to the boat, so atleast that part was pretty cool

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

these people are assholes

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

these people are assholes

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Someone should do a dnd campaign in GiP. Set it in Iraq and let us pretend to be rrail and a sof marine

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Reverand maynard posted:

Someone should do a dnd campaign in GiP. Set it in Iraq and let us pretend to be rrail and a sof marine

-a lvl 25 paladin

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Reverand maynard posted:

Someone should do a dnd campaign in GiP. Set it in Iraq and let us pretend to be rrail and a sof marine

What was rrails deal was he the one that was killing civs and poo poo

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
:) "I rolled a 1 in character creation, what does that mean?"

:colbert: "You're an AWACS crewman"

:( "But I went Marine"

:colbert: "Bulk Fuel"

Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Sep 16, 2015

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

You can't roll a 1 with 3d6. :colbert:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
smdh loving tabletop chat in the drunk thread

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Rad Lieutenant posted:

smdh loving tabletop chat in the drunk thread



Would

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