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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Everytime I hear or see something about girls Roller Derby I'm intrigued and try to catch a peep and then realize it's still the same SJW fat looking chicks that think they're pin-up models from before









This is cool tho

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Most derby girls are just uggo's and short haired fats now. It's pretty much tumblr on skates

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Booblord Zagats posted:

Most derby girls are just uggo's and short haired fats now. It's pretty much tumblr on skates

most of women's d1 is super fit athletic chicks, d3 is where it is ughhhh

it really started out with fats and uggos and then it started to legitimize as a sport and now you have people who are super fit playing, lots of sjws all over tho

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Booblord Zagats posted:

It's pretty much tumblr on skates


Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Where are you meeting derby girls who aren't lesbians?

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Where are you meeting derby girls who aren't lesbians?

there are a few here and there, i'm done dating derby girls though, it's like dating army chicks. automatic nogo

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Where are you meeting derby girls who aren't lesbians?

I banged a cute one last year, but she's wiccan and vegan, so it was a one-and-done scenario. Though I still get drunk/high texts from her every few months

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

there are a few here and there, i'm done dating derby girls though, it's like dating army chicks. automatic nogo

You hosed another man.

Derby chicks are a step up.

Proud of you. :3:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I dated a former derby girl for 10 months recently. About 3/4 of all the derby girls I've met through her in the last 6 years have been lesbians, so there is some truth to that.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Where are you meeting derby girls who aren't lesbians?

also, when you play you end up meeting a shitton of derby girls so eventually you meet ones who like the dick

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

go to a burlesque show instead, chicks are equally hosed in the head and/or fat but at least you can peep tittays

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Zeris posted:

The era of Strongbad quotes

the system is down :catdrugs:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

The Rock got some chick pregnant.

RIP that chick



U'm also drunk.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Jesus gatdam Christ

Thank you for this priceless treasure, you wonderful, beautiful man.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 7 years!

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

lol

E:

ManMythLegend fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Sep 18, 2015

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Rough Lobster posted:

Jesus gatdam Christ

Thank you for this priceless treasure, you wonderful, beautiful man.

How boobs that large stay relatively perky blows my mind. Also name?

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Potential BFF posted:

Reminiscing about being a delinquent teenager on an AF base immediately after 9/11~ Those were some fun times, running from the shitloads of bored and angry re-activated dudes stuck playing security then getting rolled up on and sIttin around in handcuffs while six or seven carloads of 20 year olds and bitter old men pretended we were in trouble.

Thanks for listening to my story, here's some boobs that are big AND bouncy

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/N6owGaX.gif

:nws:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-BmKFgJJog

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

my old unit is throwing a 10 year deployment reunion shindig next month

theres like maybe 6 people out of the whole unit that i would like to see, 40 people i don't care either way, and 10 that i would rather not see again

idk if im gonna go or not

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

That's a thing?


idk maybe after a year or two you can get the band together because they're hopefully at the same base or near. But are people really going to fly across the US for that after 10 years? No offense

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

That's a thing?


idk maybe after a year or two you can get the band together because they're hopefully at the same base or near. But are people really going to fly across the US for that after 10 years? No offense

national guard

most people are still in the state, and it's CT so at most people would have to drive maybe an hour each way

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Oh lol well that makes sense nvm

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Rough Lobster posted:

Jesus gatdam Christ

Thank you for this priceless treasure, you wonderful, beautiful man.

:respek:

her name is amanda love

:nws: additional research material :nws:

http://imgur.com/a/eNzpA

:nws:

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Potential BFF posted:

:respek:

her name is amanda love

:nws: additional research material :nws:

http://imgur.com/a/eNzpA

:nws:

You know I love big boobs, and thick girls, but these just aren't doing it for me.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
big boobs are cool

but so are waists

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

whydontwehaveboth.jpg

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

whydontwehaveboth.jpg

because bitch loves ice cream


I'm sorry was that a rhetorical jpeg?

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Potential BFF posted:

:respek:

her name is amanda love

:nws: additional research material :nws:

http://imgur.com/a/eNzpA

:nws:

Eh I'd gently caress her and probably try stick it in her rear end

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/CxLTW9s.jpg:nws:
:vince:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Much better.

Too many chubby chasers here.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Much better.

Too many chubby chasers here.

agreed

Anita Dickinme
Jan 24, 2013


Grimey Drawer

First porn in two months.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.




Hey is anyone missing a sock? Found it between the mattress and bulhead. Bit on the smaller side

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Somewhere, a materials engineer has a boner right now.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 3, 2006

i never asked for this
Airport bar drinkin. Travel is fun and profitable when the company pays

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Airport bar drinkin. Travel is fun and profitable when the company pays

That's how I did every tdy. Get smashed in an airport bar on the squadron dime before every flight.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:




Hey is anyone missing a sock? Found it between the mattress and bulhead. Bit on the smaller side

Do you have an ankle monitor ?

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ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

:golfclap:

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