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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Airport bar drinkin. Travel is fun and profitable when the company pays

5:30 am flight tomorrow because I'm a procrastinator when it comes to booking. I might see if I can get a couple of shots before boarding and go to sleep.

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I love big tits and all, but Mia Khalifa has an ugly loving tit job

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
Lisa Ann has the best fake tits period.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I love big tits and all, but Mia Khalifa has an ugly loving tit job

Blasphemy.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

MA-Horus posted:

Blasphemy.

Agreed.

Also:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av



Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Look at this copper posting people doing drugs.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
gently caress everyone who smokes indoors

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mr. Nice! posted:

Look at this copper posting people doing drugs.

I don't give a poo poo about drugs, I'm the murder police.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Booblord Zagats posted:

gently caress everyone who smokes indoors

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 3, 2006

i never asked for this
And in cars

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

this is cool and good

posting this as i smoke weed indoors in my living room gently caress all yall

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
guys that did the anti-smoking powerpoints itt

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

girl needs to clean her grody rear end bong

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Who gives a poo poo about the stupid bong? Let's see more of her nipples.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Naked Bear posted:

Who gives a poo poo about the stupid bong? Let's see more of her nipples.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 7 years!

Naked Bear posted:

Who gives a poo poo about the stupid bong? Let's see more of her nipples.

The unadorned nipple is always a disappointment after a tease like that tbh

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Naked Bear posted:

Who gives a poo poo about the stupid bong? Let's see more of her butthole

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
post cocks tia

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Mike-o posted:

guys that did the anti-smoking powerpoints itt

I smoke cigars and pipe tobacco atleast 2 times a week, but I do it on my loving porch or while I'm hiking or working in the yard because my parents loved me enough to teach me not to be human garbage (but then I enlisted, so they didn't do THAT well, I guess)

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

jesus that's a beautiful cock

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

*posts constantly about weed on twitter*
*tumblr and instagram is nothing but bong ripping selfies*
*every username/email address probably has 420 in it*
*wonders why no one is hiring*


still would :shrug:

Anal Papist
Jun 2, 2011


:nws:http://i.imgur.com/I9QFGVf.png

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

DownByTheWooter posted:

jesus that's a beautiful cock

That really is, goddamn.

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.


Mine is big but not as beautiful.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

http://m.imgur.com/r/penis

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Mad Dragon posted:

still would :shrug:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

whole lotta white dicks in there.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mr. Nice! posted:

whole lotta white dicks in there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUKmq7UMJys

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Booblord Zagats posted:

I smoke cigars and pipe tobacco atleast 2 times a week, but I do it on my loving porch or while I'm hiking or working in the yard because my parents loved me enough to teach me not to be human garbage (but then I enlisted, so they didn't do THAT well, I guess)

i quit cigarettes but i just walk out into the backyard when im smoking :weed:

bij
Feb 24, 2007

☑ weed

☑ butt

☑ shower before and after

:nws:
https://vimeo.com/79269222
:nws:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

dreds

ugh

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Still would

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

some of those are p. weird looking :\

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

some of those are p. weird looking :\

Sorry. pm ur cell number, I'll send you a better one.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Sorry. pm ur cell number, I'll send you a better one.

Ill send it to you if you trust me

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Zeris posted:

Ill send it to you if you trust me

pls no trust games in gip

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Booblord Zagats posted:

I smoke cigars and pipe tobacco atleast 2 times a week, but I do it on my loving porch or while I'm hiking or working in the yard because my parents loved me enough to teach me not to be human garbage (but then I enlisted, so they didn't do THAT well, I guess)

Chill bro I smoke outside too. Smoking inside is retarded. idgaf about smoking in my old truck though cuz no one rides in it with me.

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