Mike-o posted:

Also I started using e-cigs to try and stop smoking, haven't touched a real one in weeks. Here's to hoping I can finally quit for good, and not need a crutch at all.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

weed is for idiot college kids and bums

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

weed is for idiot college kids and bums

Rad Lieutenant posted:

lol what

Mike-o posted:

Also I started using e-cigs to try and stop smoking, haven't touched a real one in weeks. Here's to hoping I can finally quit for good, and not need a crutch at all.

Mike-o posted:

Also I started using e-cigs to try and stop smoking, haven't touched a real one in weeks. Here's to hoping I can finally quit for good, and not need a crutch at all.

Carteret posted:

Lets see pics of your sweet robot dildo vape rig bro

Mike-o posted:

yes because i'm doing it to look cool and go to e-cig vape lounges bro

here's my sweet robo dick cigar:

Mike-o posted:

yes because i'm doing it to look cool and go to e-cig vape lounges bro

here's my sweet robo dick cigar:

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

post cocks tia

Godholio posted:

Stultus Maximus posted:

I'm considering putting a high CFM fan on my screened in porch for quasi-indoor smoking purposes. Not sure what to do about furniture though.

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Honeyboy Bradley posted:

I have a good story: the day me and my platoon destroyed an entire shipment of books for no good reason. This all happened back on my float. (Marine terminology for MEU deployment)

Back on the float we used to get care packages of books- every once in a while a mail drop would come with a cardboard box full of them that would get passed from berthing to berthing. There were a few boxes going around the ship, every time a new box came in it would get passed through the berthing cycle (mail clerks would always get the box first because they were dicks).

Anyways, we always got the box last. Every loving time, because everyone hated us. So one mail shipment we decided to maraud- and take the new book box for ourselves. The heist was simple, and involved entering the mail room and taking the new box from the clerks. They were busy sorting the mail shipment, and the door was left open- so it was easy for two of us to walk in there, bully the stooge sorting letters, and take the box for ourselves. We eloped back to our berthing where we greedily opened our glittering, cardboard prize with a k-bar.

Inside, was poo poo. We had never actually gotten our hands on a book box before- but it was underwhelming. The contents were, in a word: gay. Science fiction novellas, romances, some flavor-of-the-month paperbacks- it was, aside from a few classics, utterly gay. Setting our sights on the book boxes from afar, when we happened to chance upon them while visitng another berthing, had given us the impression that there would be some real page-turners inside. We were wrong.

So I grabbed a copy of Digital Fortress by Dan Brown, opened it in half, then pulled down my trousers and skivvies and inserted one half between my buttocks.

Let me back up a bit- as I'm sure you require some explanation for why this was my chosen course of action. You see; my rear end, is incredible. My rear-end is oddly enough, shaped like an attractive female's hind. My rear end could be described as: succulent, juicy, bouncy, bubbly, enticing, or even lusty. In case you haven't gotten the point yet: I've got one fat boypussy. If you cropped out the rest of my muscular frame, and were shown an image of only my behind, you would swear it was taken from the centerfold of Black Men Magazine. Needless to say, I didn't get it solely by means of genetics. I've always taken well to exercises of the legs and gluts, and my physiology shows this. My rear end is also incredibly strong, and when I clench it, it's feels like two mounds of titanium. This is why I decided to place the book between these two cheeks of mine.

I placed on half of the book between my cheeks and gripped the other half with both hands. With only the force of my rear end to hold the other end, I yanked as hard as I could until I ripped the fiction novel in half. Right down the binding, it split in two. The rest of the berthing was intrigued. If I could manage it, why shouldn't they?

Hands lept into the book box, grabbing paperbacks for the other Marines' own trials. Cammie trousers and skivvy shorts came off, and soon a total of about twenty marines were standing in the berthing- open books clenched in their buttocks. (This is where the 0_o comes in)

The berthing was silent, but the air contained the palpable energy of concentration. Every once in a while a stifled grunt, or moan could be heard as the men wrestled with their literature. First, a large Puerto Rican Marine managed to split Brother Odd by Steve Koontz, and let out a primal, triumphant scream. Freakonomics was next, then Frankenstein, and then American Psycho. One by one the berthing tore the entire contents of the box to shreds, using nothing but our powerful asses.

After we were done, we threw the ruined books back in the box and forgot about it for the rest of the day. Until a female sailor knocked on our berthing door, and asked for the box. We obliged, and handed her the box full of books- their pages ripped, and moist from our butt-sweat. She and her berthing-mates later attempted to complain to our SgtMaj about the incident, but he knew better than to investigate. One unspoken rule about our MEU: you don't know what goes on in our berthing, and you don't want to know.

So that was one of the more 0_o moments in my military career. Being on a boat for long periods of time can lead to some interesting occurrences.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

weed is for idiot college kids and bums

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

weed is for idiot college kids and bums

Booblord Zagats posted:

I'll admit, I just plain don't like weed anymore. Loved that poo poo in high school, abstained for 7 years and then tried it again and it really just made me feel slow, still had the same thoughts, same aches, same outlook. Just slow and dealing with the smell I never really liked. Tried again with a buddy who could score better weed a few weeks after that, same experience, then when I moved West I tried some of the poo poo my Mexican coworker wanted me to and lo-and-behold, nothin. Even had some edibles a chick was was banging made and it was much the same. I got too old/broken/whatever for weed. I drink less now, I gave up cigarettes and swapped out to cigars and pipes, exercise a lot more and hike and play tennis with my gf most evenings these days. Hang out with my brother and some friends atleast one night a week. Life is cool.

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...e-10502266.html

Zeris posted:

Jesus guys going hard til your friends intervene is our most sacred entitlement as ~combat veterans~

Zeris posted:

Jesus guys going hard til your friends intervene is our most sacred entitlement as ~combat veterans~

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

avoided that after the 2nd time i got blackout drunk in a week

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

is that supposed to be a big deal?

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

is that supposed to be a big deal?

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

is that supposed to be a big deal?

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...e-10502266.html

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A 15-year-old girl has been jailed for murdering her mother after becoming obsessed with Isis beheading videos.
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The fingerprints of Borch’s 29-year-old boyfriend, Bakhtiar Mohammed Abdulla, were also found in Holtegaard’s bedroom, although he was not at the scene when police arrived.

Borch had met Abdulla, originally from Iraq, at a refugee centre near her home. It is believed the pair had plotted to flee to Syria and fight for Isis.

Lisa’s twin sister told the court she had previously moved out of the family house due to the constant arguing between Borch and her mother.

The court heard it was “the endless rowing which cost the mother her life” and that the majority of their arguments concerned Borch and Abdullah’s relationship.

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

is that supposed to be a big deal?