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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
SA is really running like a turd now






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http://gfycat.com/LimpingSlipperyFoal

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
look at goku gettin some handfuls

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Drinking on my own in las vegas is weird as gently caress

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Kinda want the flashing "Butt Beware" button as an AV



Also,

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Shrunk it down for av size but my screen is hosed on my laptop so I'm not sure how it actually looks.

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 13:20 on Sep 25, 2015

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Mr. Nice! posted:

Shrunk it down for av size but my screen is hosed on my laptop so I'm not sure how it actually looks.



if HBB were still with us, I would pay for this to his AV

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDyY578WbOY

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
N4I, please change my name to "Army Hot Boy" tyia

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?






Drunk thread background TIA.

RCK-101
Feb 19, 2008

If a recruiter asks you to become a nuclear sailor.. you say no
Drunk nerd girls are the best, and gently caress ships, gently caress the navy and gently caress everything I am trashed and love autocorrect.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 3, 2006

i never asked for this

Ryand-Smith posted:

Drunk nerd girls are the best, and gently caress ships, gently caress the navy and gently caress everything I am trashed and love autocorrect.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Ryand-Smith posted:

Drunk nerd girls are the best, and gently caress ships, gently caress the navy and gently caress everything I am trashed and love autocorrect.
Some dude tried to shame 'cause I was makin' out with a cute nerd girl on the street corner but really he jus jelly 'cause he don't got no hot nerd girl to make out wit on a corner whatup

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
do you both love the new doctor who? or are you both really serious and share the same poopsock?

also lol at gay porn for their ingenuity. "Let's shoot this scene outside of the national guard armory in (city) to make it look like a military base, then we'll just go to the playground at the middle school a mile away and use the monkey bars"

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
God help me, I'm about to get hosed up on Mike's Hard Mango Punch because I'm going to down the entire 6 pack in about 20 minutes. This is the ultimate white girl drink, it tastes like juice.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I'm too old for that poo poo anymore because I think the sheer amount of sugar in that poo poo would make me sick long before the alcohol content would

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I've never tried the lemonade or other flavors, but mango caught my attention. This poo poo was probably cheaper than normal mango nectar/juice/whatever. It doesnt seem overly sweet.

Edit: I was wrong, there must be a ton of sugar in this stuff. Makes sense.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 07:12 on Sep 26, 2015

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Slim Pickens posted:

do you both love the new doctor who? or are you both really serious and share the same poopsock?
I have not seen that show and I wash my socks regularly. I get the impression that she, too, washes her socks and does not defecate into them.

Godholio posted:

God help me, I'm about to get hosed up on Mike's Hard Mango Punch because I'm going to down the entire 6 pack in about 20 minutes. This is the ultimate white girl drink, it tastes like juice.
Lol

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_H_sVNgvf4

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Godholio posted:

God help me, I'm about to get hosed up on Mike's Hard Mango Punch because I'm going to down the entire 6 pack in about 20 minutes. This is the ultimate white girl drink, it tastes like juice.

lol

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Godholio posted:

God help me, I'm about to get hosed up on Mike's Hard Mango Punch because I'm going to down the entire 6 pack in about 20 minutes. This is the ultimate white girl drink, it tastes like juice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





as is the case with minesweeper, only way to be sure is to blow them all up

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Godholio posted:

God help me, I'm about to get hosed up on Mike's Hard Mango
who there buddy! tread lightly and choose your next words wisely

quote:

Punch
whew! that was a close one! carry on.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Downed 5 margaritas lastnight. Small headache now, girlfriend had 3 and is miserable. White chicks can't handle tequila, boys

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Booblord Zagats posted:

Downed 5 margaritas lastnight. Small headache now, girlfriend had 3 and is miserable. White chicks can't handle tequila, boys

Did you at least put it in?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

Did you at least put it in?

Of course.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Good

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Didn't you just recently gently caress a dude?

That gonna be a recurrent theme or a one time experiment?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Mr. Nice! posted:

Shrunk it down for av size but my screen is hosed on my laptop so I'm not sure how it actually looks.



Love it!

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Untagged posted:







Drunk thread background TIA.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

bengy81
May 8, 2010
Sear drunk thread, I'm 2.5 hours into the GABF. Suck my dick from the back.

Ps I might poo poo myself

bengy81
May 8, 2010
PPS: I think I need lederhosen.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

bengy81 posted:

PPS: I think I need lederhosen.

There are four different "Oktoberfests" here within the next 10 days.

Classic Oktoberfest things like "human foosball", 5 foot tall Jenga and garbage beer to be had. You know...Oktoberfest.



One place actually brewed a Maerzen for this, might check it out.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Man I miss Germany, I need to take a trip and go visit again. Maybe go see the town I was born in instead of staying near base and boozing it up all the time when I was still in.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp_IlYQMPsU

RCK-101
Feb 19, 2008

If a recruiter asks you to become a nuclear sailor.. you say no
So apparently philipino chicks are really crazy, in a good way, gently caress man I see why everyone ends up marrying them, oh god i might end up being the ultimate navy stereotype

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


The guy with the anime avatar has yellow fever. I'm completely surprised, guys.

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Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Ryand-Smith posted:

So apparently philipino chicks are really crazy, in a good way, gently caress man I see why everyone ends up marrying them, oh god i might end up being the ultimate navy stereotype

Wait till they hit 30.

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