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Ryand-Smith posted:So apparently philipino chicks are really crazy, in a good way, gently caress man I see why everyone ends up marrying them, oh god i might end up being the ultimate navy stereotype they are crazy in the will flip the gently caress out and throw large heavy poo poo at you when they are pissed off crazy way
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My friend's FIL married a Filipino woman. She's a loving train wreck and her brother is a tranny.
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Sep 27, 2015 00:20
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Lazy Reservist posted:Wait till she finds out you don't really like the idea of supporting her entire extended family single-handedly.
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Sep 27, 2015 00:22
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Sep 27, 2015 00:24
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dope-rear end food though
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Sep 27, 2015 00:25
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and fish heads
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Sep 27, 2015 00:27
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:dope-rear end food though Seriously. My coworker is married to a Filipino chick. She's loving nuts and he's always complaining about her family, but drat does she make us some great food from time to time.
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Sep 27, 2015 00:30
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love them some karaoke as well
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Two Finger posted:love them some karaoke as well Think you're mixing up your shades of yellow.
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Sep 27, 2015 00:34
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definitely not, karaoke nights with the flippers was one of the highlights of ship life dudes get into it like you would not believe indonesians as well for sure but i assure you the flips take it real serious https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Way_killings i found this by searching 'stabbing death karaoke' which occurs to me would be a pretty good metal band
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lol manila had this bar called the hobbit house and all the waiters and bartenders and poo poo were midgets. It was in a neighborhood that had literally dozens of karaoke lounges that I think were basically just brothels. i have a t-shirt from there
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Sep 27, 2015 00:49
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Lazy Reservist posted:Wait till they hit 30. see also: polish girls
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also me and my wife went out for our anniversary tonight and now i am too goddam full on mexican food and overpriced margaritas its a nice feeling
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Sep 27, 2015 00:58
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ah filipinos, the mexicans of the south pacific
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:also me and my wife went out for our anniversary tonight and now i am too goddam full on mexican food and overpriced margaritas i hope she still has a couple inches empty
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:see also: polish girls And just Eastern Europe/Russia/Russian satellite states in general Latinas are hit or miss. Sometimes a diamond in the rough Filipino squeaks throughout 30-40 years old unscathed. Sometimes. It seems like every non-Filipino dude I see that gets married to one has this weird open relationship where as long as they go home to her and pay the bills it's fair game. I mean I guess when you got your parents on tricare and said dude spent thousands on immigration lawyers to get the whole drat family over... Also: 
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Sep 27, 2015 01:06
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is... is that all the same person?
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Sep 27, 2015 01:16
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we'll need to do the same on the blonde girl in the bottom one
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I'm actually not 100% sure I stole it from a GBS thread a while ago and tried to reverse GIS and poo poo but nothing
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Sep 27, 2015 01:20
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Mexican women don't age gracefully either. The women I see here under the age of roughly 35 are smoking hot, but walking 20 yards and you'll see a decrepit saggy blob of flab, nary 10 years older than the previous piece of caliente rear end.. That what the pervious girl has to look forward to. That or massive amounts of plastic surgery to keep some normal figure.
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Sep 27, 2015 01:23
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So Filipino women are just Asian Puerto Ricans?
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Sep 27, 2015 01:29
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The transformation to babushka is sudden with tragic results.
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Mr. Nice! posted:The transformation to babushka is sudden with tragic results. its an ancient gypsy curse placed on the slavic people that their women will be smoking hot until they hit middle age then immediately turn into baba yagas
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:its an ancient gypsy curse placed on the slavic people that their women will be smoking hot until they hit middle age then immediately turn into baba yagas this is 100% true in every way
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Sep 27, 2015 01:36
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lol my friend married his russian girl last year and they're both at the start of their 30s poor guy although to be fair he's russian too so what happens to him
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Sep 27, 2015 01:38
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Two Finger posted:lol my friend married his russian girl last year and they're both at the start of their 30s 
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Sep 27, 2015 01:41
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That's not really fair, he's not even human.
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Sep 27, 2015 01:45
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a dude in my unit married a russian girl she was pretty much the perfect housewife. ironed his boxers and socks and everything.
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MurderBot posted:I feel like they photoshopped his nipples to be extra pointy and bright. It's cold in Russia
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Godholio posted:So Filipino women are just Asian Puerto Ricans? No because Puerto Ricans don't need green cards. They are all crazy thought.
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Sep 27, 2015 02:07
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Which one of you was this?
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Sep 27, 2015 02:25
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Holy poo poo.
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I want to make an emissions joke, but I'm German and Germans have no humor
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Sep 27, 2015 02:41
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I want to make an emissions joke, but I'm German and Germans have no humor use a pie graph to explain it to us
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Sep 27, 2015 02:44
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i got stuck behind a senior citizne's bike ride today. Had traffic backed up for a few blocks it seemed. just glad Motorhead didn't start playing on the radio, because I would have made this guy look like a goddamed amateur
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I want to make an emissions joke, but I'm German and Germans have no humor wouldve been easier if it was a toyota with their unintended acceleration issue they had pro av btw
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I'm drunk give me a GIP fav emoticon to buy
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