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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Did we ever get a follow up from whoever it was that rolled in humble-bragging about nailing a twink?

yea your favorite schizo jew made him fess up. he mostly fucks girls but every now and then when hes feeling the itch he goes and gets some boy pussy

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
lol

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004

Godholio posted:

I miss hurricane parties. :(

BBQing on a mini webber on the third deck catwalk. Ah. Good times.

Then getting drunk and yelling across to the other barracks that so n so plt sucks a bag of dicks and throwing beer bottles at them.

Pmo shows up and after the third time doesn't want to have to deal with poo poo during a hurricane so threatens, " If we come back, everyone is going to the brig. E V E R Y O N E "

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Booblord Zagats posted:

Fidel? He thinks he hosed a twink after some drinks

if it was me, he wasn't a twink, wasnt a bear, was just an otherwise normal dude



EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

He said he only pitches

also this

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





not gay if you don't make eye contact

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
yeah but did you french kiss this dude?
way gayer than loving a dude imo stubble all rubbing together etc

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XsNKua3vG1k

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

GUY DOES NOT GET ELECTROCUTED. :mad:

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

ĦAY!

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
BEHOLD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsSn_-NRwBQ

A rap song....about Sandy Hook

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Newtown is a lovely one horse town

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
I was catching up on Doug Stanhope's podcasts and some fat female comedian came on and was okay for a bit but then she went on a tirade about crisis actors and the staging of Sandy Hook AND WHERE WAS ALL THE BLOOD?! WHERE'S THE BLOOD OBAMA?!!?

I have a professor who thinks The Left is pushing this country into a Nazi-like state where he and all the other far-right patriots will be gathered into camps and "re-educated".

I loving HOPE SO AND NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON.


edit: people who make music videos with their kids can loving join them. RAUS! MACHT SCHNELL!

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Newtown is a lovely one horse town

it's a yuppie enclave about an hour away from me

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

also the new mission impossible was good (or at least as good as thd last one) and is worth downloading

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Newtown is a loving horrible place and it's out of the way from anything worthwhile. It's up there with Middletown as places that are basically Connecticut Mad Max Land.

edit: the real mad max land of course being anything before/after the casinos.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Vasudus posted:

Newtown is a loving horrible place and it's out of the way from anything worthwhile. It's up there with Middletown as places that are basically Connecticut Mad Max Land.

edit: the real mad max land of course being anything before/after the casinos.

Middletown stepped up it's game a huge amount in the past few years

Wesleyan section loving sucks but it always does and always will, but there's a fuckload of new and good restaurants and bars that popped up

(I grew up across the bridge)

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
if we doin movie chat, i saw that j depp flick about whitey bulger last night, black mass . was alright but they paint the dude as a total piece of poo poo then at the end when the noose is tightening around him and his dirtbag cronies they try to make you feel sorry for him it seems. nah son gently caress that guy. too bad it took so long to actually bring him to justice

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

There's a decent documentary on Netflix called Whitey I think. Guy's a scumbag.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
yea the fbi dude in his pocket kept flapping on about loyalty and poo poo but ol whitey was constantly backstabbing his buddies

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
just kill yourself if yo are not drinking righ tnow

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
:suicide:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Victor Vermis posted:

I was catching up on Doug Stanhope's podcasts and some fat female comedian came on and was okay for a bit but then she went on a tirade about crisis actors and the staging of Sandy Hook AND WHERE WAS ALL THE BLOOD?! WHERE'S THE BLOOD OBAMA?!!?

I was gonna ask what the gently caress a 'crisis actor' is, but given the idiocy of that crowd, I kinda figured what it would be.

Then I googled it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO5aUzeSoMU

:suicide:

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Helldump Immunity. posted:

just kill yourself if yo are not drinking righ tnow

I have literally never been drunk in my life.

It saves me money for ammo.:unsmigghh:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

The Rat posted:

I have literally never been drunk in my life.

On my 4th knee surgery, the anesthesiologist asked me why I seemed so giddy with excitement. I said "Well, cause general anesthesia feels loving awesome, you know, right?"
He puts on a sorta patronizing/smug smile and tells me he's never been under himself ever.

:stare:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

The Rat posted:

I have literally never been drunk in my life.

It saves me money for ammo.:unsmigghh:

Dude, shooting is fun and cool but you should really try getting drunk once in a while. It makes shooting even more fun and cool.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

The Rat posted:

I have literally never been drunk in my life.

It saves me money for ammo.:unsmigghh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21i-pbPqwvM

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Duzzy Funlop posted:

On my 4th knee surgery, the anesthesiologist asked me why I seemed so giddy with excitement. I said "Well, cause general anesthesia feels loving awesome, you know, right?"
He puts on a sorta patronizing/smug smile and tells me he's never been under himself ever.

:stare:

the last time i went on general i cracked a bunch of michael jackson jokes and woke up trying to rip the oxygen mask out of the nurse's hands

i give it 4/5 stars

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Rad Lieutenant posted:

Dude, shooting is fun and cool but you should really try getting drunk once in a while. It makes shooting even more fun and cool.

being a cop just keeps sounding better and better

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
Moonbeam City is trippy as gently caress. It's like Archer crossed with Blood Dragon.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

TheWhiteNightmare posted:

the last time i went on general i cracked a bunch of michael jackson jokes and woke up trying to rip the oxygen mask out of the nurse's hands

i give it 4/5 stars

Same, except replace MJ jokes with bloody vomit. Still 4/5.

Lazy Reservist posted:

Moonbeam City is trippy as gently caress. It's like Archer crossed with Blood Dragon.

Link?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:


You know, I think I like this better than the last shimatar I did. Can't stop staring at it.

Mine is best.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/armed-vet-destroys-gun-nuts-argument-on-mass-shooters-by-explaining-why-he-didnt-attack-oregon-killer/

:ssh:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Victor Vermis posted:

edit: people who make music videos with their kids can loving join them. RAUS! MACHT SCHNELL!


Ahem

http://youtu.be/vXeEFCjHpX8

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 7 years!

the kid in the hat has yet to learn that humiliating yourself for pussy is self-defeating

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
Showin' the flag at the local Chick Fil-a
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/b56OQss.jpg[/omg]

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Went to a buddy's lastnight straight from the office in a suit and loose tie, he's a licensed firearms importer and seller. He had a poo poo ton of old SKS's's's and Enfields on the table in his entry way and a few pairs of massive old Russian pilot NVGs on his kitchen table with a few Czech pistols. We ordered some Jimmy Johns while he was showing us, when the guy got there and the door opened, his eyes went HUGE, which led another buddy who was there to say "I swear to god we're running the shittiest black-site in the whole CIA"

Delivery dude just hustled out after

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Booblord Zagats posted:

Went to a buddy's lastnight straight from the office in a suit and loose tie, he's a licensed firearms importer and seller. He had a poo poo ton of old SKS's's's and Enfields on the table in his entry way and a few pairs of massive old Russian pilot NVGs on his kitchen table with a few Czech pistols. We ordered some Jimmy Johns while he was showing us, when the guy got there and the door opened, his eyes went HUGE, which led another buddy who was there to say "I swear to god we're running the shittiest black-site in the whole CIA"

Delivery dude just hustled out after

I've seen this movie. You all ran a train on the delivery guy, right?

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