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holocaust bloopers posted:gently caress the BBC they're going to which is rad
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:http://jalopnik.com/clarkson-hammond-and-mays-show-is-going-where-top-gea-1735217371?rev=1444239394907 Holy poo poo
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Oct 7, 2015 20:58
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:http://jalopnik.com/clarkson-hammond-and-mays-show-is-going-where-top-gea-1735217371?rev=1444239394907 
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Oct 7, 2015 21:23
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Had a girlfriend with absolutely amazing C-cans, pierced just like those, except she didn't get that you need to sanitize your loving nipples when there are holes and rods in them lest they smell. The boob-haver, unfortunately, doesn't notice this unless grabbing a tit and plucking it up to their nose every once in a while is a part of their routine. girl "yo nuts stank" guy "oh thanks, I value your honesty and superior sense of smell. I'll go take a shower now because I enjoy receiving blow jobs!" guy "yo pussy stank" girl " (cries) "
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Oct 7, 2015 21:47
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When you sneeze and burp at the same time, it will make you throw up a lil' bit. Fun thing I just found out at work
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Oct 7, 2015 22:49
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Fun fact: sneezing and farting at the same time makes you feel like you poo poo yourself. Try it sometime!
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Oct 7, 2015 23:11
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Protip: Don't cough when you feel a poo poo coming on; otherwise you'll poo poo yourself.
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Oct 7, 2015 23:16
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Caution: if you sneeze while jerking off you give yourself a facial.
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Oct 7, 2015 23:22
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Protip: if you sneeze while jerking off you give yourself a facial.
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Oct 8, 2015 00:08
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god drat it man about to bomb the poo poo out of my calculus recitation for the second week in a row ugh fml gonna hafta start sitting in the front row of lecture and going to office hours every single week until my dumb, old, sad brains start absorbing lmao last week I did my whole written recitation and the weekly quiz thinking I was supposed to multiply those parts of the chain rule together instead of composing f'(g)*g' hahaha god drat I don't remember being this dumb last time I was a full time student 12 years ago
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Oct 8, 2015 04:27
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Pesticide20 posted:Wait, Marissa Johnson, the girl that interrupted him in Seattle? She's giving talks? Tia Oso, but I'd guess that Marissa Johnson chick is also giving talks then?
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Oct 8, 2015 05:23
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holly bloops ready for a night on the town
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Oct 8, 2015 08:43
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:holly bloops ready for a night on the town would blow into a 3D printed vagina to spit some game at that edit:  :bigtran: Victor Vermis fucked around with this message at 12:58 on Oct 8, 2015 |
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Oct 8, 2015 12:55
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Tia Oso, but I'd guess that Marissa Johnson chick is also giving talks then? I don't know if she is, but I wondered if it was her because I went to school with her and I doubt that she'd have anything truly meaningful to say.
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Oct 8, 2015 13:29
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:holly bloops ready for a night on the town Hey rear end in a top hat how about you don't post photos from my Tinder without asking??
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Oct 8, 2015 15:36
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holocaust bloopers posted:Hey rear end in a top hat how about you don't post photos from my Tinder without asking?? I swiped right
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Oct 8, 2015 15:53
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I swiped right 
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Oct 8, 2015 16:06
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Oct 8, 2015 17:30
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Oct 9, 2015 04:18
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Campus notification system is reporting an active shooter and my severely drunk international student friends are freaking the gently caress out about the reports coming from the fraternity-stronghold building. Calling shenanigans for now...also cleaning a shitton of dishes
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Oct 9, 2015 09:04
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I'm drunk beyond all characteristics of humanity and washing dishes, random bored Campus cop is saying it's probably some copycat false alarm and my international whatsapp-group is still melting down. Willing to bet a bunch of folks in there are on the horn to CNN right the gently caress now
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Oct 9, 2015 09:22
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I'm drunk beyond all characteristics of humanity and washing dishes, random bored Campus cop is saying it's probably some copycat false alarm and my international whatsapp-group is still melting down. Willing to bet a bunch of folks in there are on the horn to CNN right the gently caress now stay safe and keep vigilant
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Oct 9, 2015 09:23
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:stay safe and keep vigilant Finished the job of cleaning up the kitchen properly and then left, was met by a bunch of distraught koreans coming home from downtown reporting their FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE (nevermind the shooter being in custody 30mins before this point). Went to my apartment, my hispanic roommates greeted me with relief because they thought I had been downtown, as opposed to spending three hours cleaning a complete shithole up. I reiterate to them that we're like half a world away from where the shooting happened... Nevermind, gonna have another drink, I guess
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Oct 9, 2015 09:54
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 Registered 9th september, naked, drunk knifewielding dude jumping around my residence hall the next day, supposed shooting one month later. WORTH MY MONEY
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Oct 9, 2015 09:57
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Holy loving poo poo, people are going absolute loving bananas. "Campus Twitter" is reporting two dead and AN ACTIVE SHOOTER (nevermind that the cops gave an all clear like half an hour ago), everyone's trying to get in on the sweet social media bullshit. 
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Oct 9, 2015 10:04
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Literally every siren on the planet is active right now. Emergency vehicles racing past the dorm every half minute "Shooter" under control for roughly 55 minutes at this point
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Oct 9, 2015 10:08
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A loving campus cop SUV just crashed into the cemetery 
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Oct 9, 2015 10:22
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Sorority-friend of mine is saying one person from some "allied" sorority is dead, four folks injured. poo poo's like half a mile from my dorm and I'm guessing the traffic isn't gonna calm down anytime soon. Jesus, America.
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Oct 9, 2015 10:48
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i just got a news alert that says 1 dead 2 wounded
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Oct 9, 2015 10:59
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Campus Alert is saying one dead, four injured. Turns out I walked by that place roughly 5 minutes beforehand after drunk-cleaning a friend's kitchen. Rumors are currently shifting towards some dude that got denied from a Delta Chi (some sorority/frat?!?) party and decided to have "a word" with them
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Oct 9, 2015 11:05
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"Nah, probably just some copycat false alarm" ~ a campus cop
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Oct 9, 2015 11:06
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1 Dead, 3 Wounded http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/national-international/Northern-Arizona-University-Shooting-331517272.html
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Oct 9, 2015 11:11
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Oct 9, 2015 11:15
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Campus Alert is saying one dead, four injured. Turns out I walked by that place roughly 5 minutes beforehand after drunk-cleaning a friend's kitchen. Are you a housekeeper pretending to be a college student? Is this a hilarious 90s comedy?
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Oct 9, 2015 11:34
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZVdR19E5mU
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Oct 9, 2015 11:53
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I just got my new star card in the mail and they upped my credit limit again. I have absolutely zero way to actually use it but it's valid for another 6 years. At least it's good on my credit report.
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Oct 9, 2015 13:21
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Because it's NAU, I'm assuming this is over drug money
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Oct 9, 2015 13:22
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Rad Lieutenant posted:"Nah, probably just some copycat false alarm" ~ a campus cop
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Oct 9, 2015 14:20
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I did it. I found whips dream girl. http://i.imgur.com/KZ6kOxb.jpg
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ded posted:I did it. I found whips dream girl. Noice.
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