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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
its been a long time since i used SALR, but now that ive installed it again it makes this thread great

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

lol don't you hate when you get back in touch with someone that was smokin' but then come to find they're fat with kid(s)

Christ, my 10yr high school reunion was such a poo poo show. Felt pretty good about myself though since I'd made the short list of people who didn't get fat.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

DownByTheWooter posted:

all the white trash i grew up with named their kids "Kaygen" and "Brylen" and poo poo like that

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

lol that kid doesn't even have a chance

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

lol don't you hate when you get back in touch with someone that was smokin' but then come to find they're fat with kid(s)

a chick i didn't keep in touch with after high school turned up as the nude body for cersei in game of thrones

small town too, graduating class was 100. need to get to the next reunion for sure.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


If her school nickname isn't KKK then the kids have no game

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.



Nice day w/ the fam

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

TheWhiteNightmare posted:

a chick i didn't keep in touch with after high school turned up as the nude body for cersei in game of thrones

When you see her next tell her I said "nice work"

Say it in like a flirty/creepy way, like "nice work :heysexy:"

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Rad Lieutenant posted:

When you see her next tell her I said "nice work"

Say it in like a flirty/creepy way, like "nice work :heysexy:"

i was thinking "sorry the acting thing didn't work out"

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

TheWhiteNightmare posted:

i was thinking "sorry the acting thing didn't work out"

Thats not gonna get you laid bro

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Naked shame walk body double has it goin the gently caress on~

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012



Holy poo poo. Khayleigh-Huntyr.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Potential BFF posted:

Naked shame walk body double has it goin the gently caress on~

she's got a lisp

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:



Nice day w/ the fam

Jerry?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Gary.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Larry

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

not getting the reference

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
/\/\/\ Looks like a dude from parks & rec


Terry.

beanieson fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Oct 11, 2015

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

that little girls name reads out like some colonial british exploration team. what the gently caress is happening

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Barry.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Kerry?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

No, New Jerry!

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Christ, my 10yr high school reunion was such a poo poo show. Felt pretty good about myself though since I'd made the short list of people who didn't get fat.

Who needs high school reunions now that there's Facebook and I can watch people's decent into fatness happen in near real time through their daily posts?

Seriously the only reason to go to those is to make fun of people you hated or to attempt to rekindle an old flame (likely resulting in a night of shame and regret). Whenever I feel down, I cheer myself up by looking at the page of the guy who always threw poo poo at me in English class. He's a pizza delivery man now at 28.

Also the other kid who teased me just ended up on the local police blotter as a wild-eyed junkie and petty thief.

gently caress it ive convinced myself, I guess I'm going to my reunion after all!!

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Yeah that seems about par for the course for bullies and general assholes. There's some I would still probably swing at to this day from all that pent up hate


Actually after saying that I swear there was an older adult male who saw his High School bully crossing the street and just straight up ran him down. I want to say they were maybe even in their 50s

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 10:56 on Oct 11, 2015

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 7 years!

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Yeah that seems about par for the course for bullies and general assholes. There's some I would still probably swing at to this day from all that pent up hate


Actually after saying that I swear there was an older adult male who saw his High School bully crossing the street and just straight up ran him down. I want to say they were maybe even in their 50s

I avoid looking up high school classmates I disliked in case they actually have a great life now. Most of their parents were rich as balls so it seems likely.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Last year I ran in to a kid my friends and I were huge assholes to in school. He's a well balanced adult now and I apologized to him and bought him a few beers at the bar, we joked around, found out he's managing a golf course in Athens, GA now and is a logistics office drone for the Georgia ANG. Felt good to make up for some of the dumb poo poo we did to him in highschool like stealing his Dungeon's and Dragons books and drawing dicks on all the characters

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Booblord Zagats posted:

stealing his Dungeon's and Dragons books and drawing dicks on all the characters

Have no regrets, this is still pretty funny to me as an adult.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Booblord Zagats posted:

Last year I ran in to a kid my friends and I were huge assholes to in school. He's a well balanced adult now and I apologized to him and bought him a few beers at the bar, we joked around, found out he's managing a golf course in Athens, GA now and is a logistics office drone for the Georgia ANG. Felt good to make up for some of the dumb poo poo we did to him in highschool like stealing his Dungeon's and Dragons books and drawing dicks on all the characters

I've made some apologies to three kids who I picked on during highschool. I don't think any of them actually forgave me any but who knows.

Plan on getting torched at my HS reunion this december though so maybe I shoould've waited until 2016 to apologize :shrug:

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Comic-Con trip report: Not only did I not see any obese chicks dressed up as Quiet, I didn't see ANYONE dressed as Quiet. Saw close to 10,000 Deadpools, though.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Deathy McDeath posted:

Comic-Con trip report: Not only did I not see any obese chicks dressed up as Quiet, I didn't see ANYONE dressed as Quiet. Saw close to 10,000 Deadpools, though.

http://i.imgur.com/PLwEarq.jpg :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/tIuh9UX.jpg :nws:

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Quiet let herself go.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
The bleached butthole is something you really take for granted till you see some high def/megapixel amateur stuff.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

:chloe:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I must be a lovely geek because I have no idea who Quiet is.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Godholio posted:

I must be a lovely geek because I have no idea who Quiet is.

SHhe's in the game we named the goddam forum after these last few mnths

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Ah. That explains it. I haven't really played a MG game since the 90s, even though when I bought my PS3 I got the one that came with it. After watching half a movie full of characters I didn't know with no tangible plot I put it away and didn't bother. I think I played one level and watched about 45 minutes of cutscenes.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Godholio posted:

Ah. That explains it. I haven't really played a MG game since the 90s, even though when I bought my PS3 I got the one that came with it. After watching half a movie full of characters I didn't know with no tangible plot I put it away and didn't bother. I think I played one level and watched about 45 minutes of cutscenes.

I can promise you, MGSV is a million times better and hid away a lot of that dumb poo poo in 100% optional tapes you can listen to while you actually play the game.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

holocaust bloopers posted:

Quiet let herself go.
Quit bullshitting, you'd stuff that, too.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Naked Bear posted:

Quit bullshitting, you'd stuff that, too.

Nah, probably has parasites

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Godholio posted:

I must be a lovely geek because I have no idea who Quiet is.

Took me a bit of googling to figure it out as well, so you're now in my league.

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