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A Tin Of Beans
Nov 25, 2013

FourLeaf posted:

So did any of that even happen?????? Was it all a dream???

I feel like the majority of it happened; possibly there was a last-minute intervention before slicing Will's skull open by ... Chiyoh? Bedelia, in a confusing mess of timelines? I'm not honestly sure who would have stopped that, or precisely how, but hey!

Edit: Wait, his head did get sliced? OK.

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Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

What was in Chiyoh's box? I'm thinking it wasn't forgiveness.

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep
Maybe it's all been Hannibal's dream~

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Yeah, gently caress everybody who thought the "they planned every season like it was their last" stuff the creators constantly said was bullshit. There's no way you come up with most of the stuff in this episode, or anything in that next episode preview, if you think your show's lasting for much longer.

Kaleidoscope lesbians alone would be what most people do in a last episode because they know they won't get even another chance at airing something like that anywhere, let alone everything that happened in the last 3 minutes.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


time to not sleep

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

FourLeaf posted:


So the question is: Where's Jack?

BIG BIC SQUAD
Jan 24, 2015
That episode was great but BOY AM I EXCITED FOR THE NEXT ONE

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

♪ Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pure imagination. ♪

FourLeaf posted:

OK so here's what I think happened: Bedelia sold Hannibal out and Mason's goons stormed the room before Hannibal could finish cutting up Will.

So the question is: Where's Jack?

Half the goon squad didn't make it out of that room when they tried to take Jack too :clint:

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?



canon

A Tin Of Beans
Nov 25, 2013

HIJK posted:

Maybe it's all been Hannibal's dream~

The entire series has just been an autistic child's dreams while staring at a snowglobe. :tinfoil:

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.

Jonas Albrecht posted:

ParasolProphet why the fuuuuuuck did you get me into this show?!

'Cause I knew you'd like it. :colbert:

Also I was already watching too many disturbing TV shows with my mom.

nopants
May 29, 2004
That trailer was a thing of beauty.

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Hannibal the Cannibal: Beyond Pigdome

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

I can accept this

Riled Shareef
Dec 19, 2013
Will really is just taking all kinds of punishment. Thrown off a train, shot in the shoulder, cranial surgery. He is getting no love on his side of the bromance.

BIG BIC SQUAD
Jan 24, 2015

Riled Shareef posted:

Will really is just taking all kinds of punishment. Thrown off a train, shot in the shoulder, cranial surgery. He is getting no love on his side of the bromance.

Hannibal wants to give him love
But Will keeps trying to "forgive" him

ShadowCatboy
Jan 22, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
On the subject of the crazy chef's chinese food:

1. The fingers (and the hands in general) would probably do better slowly braised in a black bean sauce. Dunno why Mason gets so uppity about the pig tails being "all skin and bone eugh!" If they're done properly there should be oodles of delicious gelatin. Frankly, ginger and black vinegar would probably be too pungent to braise the fingers in straight up.
2. Bone marrow should be served on a piece of toast or something with some fresh green herbs to cut the richness. Or perhaps chopped up in a bordelaise sauce... marrow isn't really a Chinese thing... that I can recall, at least.
3. That is a terrible terrible Peking Hannibal skin. It should be crispy and crackly not covered in a moist glaze.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
So...was everything a dream after Will got shot, and sniper lady took he and Hannibal to Verger? Or was there just a time skip and they got caught some other way?

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

ShadowCatboy posted:

3. That is a terrible terrible Peking Hannibal skin. It should be crispy and crackly not covered in a moist glaze.

1.-2.: actually how they did it is kind of brilliant then because this guy is trying to be like Hannibal, but is really just a cheap, shoddy imitation with no finesse or skill.

3. WHERE ON THE BODY WAS HE LICKING FROM

L_Harrison
May 21, 2007

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

So...was everything a dream after Will got shot, and sniper lady took he and Hannibal to Verger? Or was there just a time skip and they got caught some other way?

There was a time skip. Presumably, Hannibal was interrupted sometime right after the episode cut to the final scene. Will had a wound on his forehead and dried blood all down his body. I assume they'll explain what happened next week (hopefully).

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Polite visual metaphor for heterosex on tv: train entering tunnel

Polite visual metaphor for lesbian sex on hannibal: pulsating vagina kaleidoscope from mirrored O-faces

Vier
Aug 5, 2007

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
I don't want to imagine the visual metaphor if Will and Hannibal should ever bone. Crow picking at a corpse, maybe----or slow-motion daggers stabbing black and red silk.....

Rurutia
Jun 11, 2009

ShadowCatboy posted:

2. Bone marrow should be served on a piece of toast or something with some fresh green herbs to cut the richness. Or perhaps chopped up in a bordelaise sauce... marrow isn't really a Chinese thing... that I can recall, at least.


It 100% is. My family fights over the marrow all the time.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
That. loving. Episode.

AND THEY CANCELLED THIS poo poo!?

gently caress YOU NBC!

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
There were lesbians. Think of the children!!!!

Noirex
May 30, 2006

Couldn't stop laughing at that amazing lesbian scene. It was so over the top and pretentious. Just pure Hannibal.

I'm sure someone is jacking off to it though.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Noirex posted:

I'm sure someone is jacking off to it though.

I tried to but I passed out

When I came to I was naked in a funhouse mirror maze where the only two mirrors were the kind that that stretch you and the kind that shrink you

I started to walk around, seeing reflections of myself getting smaller then bigger, smaller then bigger, smaller then bigger

I couldn't find my way out and I panicked, the images flashed faster and faster as I ran until suddenly every mirror shattered at once and I passed out again

One Swell Foop
Aug 5, 2010

I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

hard counter posted:

I couldn't find my way out and I panicked, the images flashed faster and faster as I ran until suddenly every mirror shattered at once and I passed out again

Welcome to the kalesboscope.

Knorth
Aug 18, 2014

Buglord

Noirex posted:

Couldn't stop laughing at that amazing lesbian scene. It was so over the top and pretentious. Just pure Hannibal.

I'm sure someone is jacking off to it though.

Just think of all the people jacking it to the bleeding open bullet hole, to say nothing about Will's head.

Anyway, wow, that was a hell of an episode. I really hope Natali keeps directing Fuller's work after Hannibal is done. Absolutely love it

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

♪ Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pure imagination. ♪

L_Harrison posted:

There was a time skip. Presumably, Hannibal was interrupted sometime right after the episode cut to the final scene. Will had a wound on his forehead and dried blood all down his body. I assume they'll explain what happened next week (hopefully).

A scene just before Hannibal decided to pick Will's brain had Bedelia pretty clearly coming to an understanding with the corrupt Italian police officer and giving up Hannibal's location so he could sell him to Verger. We can presume that whatever the Italian equivalent of a SWAT team is burst in the door as Hannibal was getting ready to air things out with Will.

PiedPiper
Jan 1, 2014

I know you guys will not agree with me, but I'm just beyond tired with the constant sound of drums (or something) in the back. I want to drink in the atmosphere but then I'm completely pulled out of it with this barrage of sounds. And they put it in almost every scene now.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
Two questions:

1. What are Chiyoh's plans and motivations? All her actions seem bizarrely random to me.

2. What does Margot's dramatic new look symbolize? Especially since people noted that Alana seemed to be trying to dress more like Margot's old look.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus! Did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdUmUFuPjqM

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
Upon rewatching the kaleidescope scene is actually pretty graphic. In one shot there are little fractals of 69 action going on :stare:

Botnit
Jun 12, 2015

This show has had a whole lot of dumb poo poo in it this season but Japanese roof top assassin definitely takes the cake.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Okay late live watching now

"Transubstantiation" pushing the Hannibal as a mockery of God angle again

It's funny that even in his dreams where he can walk again, Mason still imagines his face being disfigured.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

Botnit posted:

This show has had a whole lot of dumb poo poo in it this season

Bad news about season 1 and 2,

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Uhhh was Bedelia taking drugs to deal with the terror of living with Hannibal or to make sure he didn't eat her

Anderon's acting while Will and Jack are questioning her is hilarious

Uhh I guess getting bone marrow in your blood turns you lesbian? :stare:

They snuck some butts in there but I guess as long as the crack is blurred it's okay!

Steve Yun fucked around with this message at 10:23 on Jul 10, 2015

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Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
How did they get from Hannibal grinding Will's head to both of them being hung upside down in Mason's farmajnsdib3r23b1enwfnsfnwfhwbfjv xcvlskc

Ugh not enough happened in the first few episodes and now too much happened in this episode, they rushed through way too many plot points way too fast.

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