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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; Just Cubspost

bandman posted:

HOW IS JOC STILL HITTING THESE? His arms have got to be about to fall the gently caress off.

He'll save the falling off for the second half of the season

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:20

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# ? Oct 14, 2024 04:00

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

bandman posted:

HOW IS JOC STILL HITTING THESE? His arms have got to be about to fall the gently caress off.

Honestly this is the most impressive part of this new format. I couldn't even hold a bat at this point.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:20

ALFbrot: Apr 17, 2002

OH AND HE SAVES THIS LIGHT TOWER FOORRRR

*ball hits warning track*

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:20

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Next year, just do Joc and Giancarlo alternating two minute rounds for an hour.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:20

Drunk Tomato: Apr 23, 2010; If God wanted us sober,
He'd knock the glass over.

ALFbrot posted:

OH AND HE SAVES THIS LIGHT TOWER FOORRRR

*ball hits warning track*

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:20

Moneyball: Jul 11, 2005; It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

Frazier going last in the championship round. Is there any chance he doesn't win?

Other than Joc loving Pederson.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:21

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

We're about to watch a man's forearms and shoulders literally explode like someone shook up and popped the top on a 6' tall can of blood soda.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:21

ALFbrot: Apr 17, 2002

I would be aiming at the DJ if I were him

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:21

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; THE BIRD IS THE WORD

amazing

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:21

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

joc's going to win this

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:21

ALFbrot: Apr 17, 2002

Congrats to Joc Pederson, derby champ

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:22

tarlibone: Aug 1, 2014; it's in the mighty hands of steel; Fun Shoe

When Joc Pederson was a child, a wild pack of baseballs murdered his beloved dog. That day, he swore an oath of vengeance.

That is the only reason I can fathom that someone could hate baseballs as much as this man does.

He doesn't just murder the ball. He sneaks into its house and murders its family.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:22

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; Just Cubspost

I doubt Frazier cracks 10.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:22

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

joc pedersen looks like the olderst brother on home improvement

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:22

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Joc for the love of God go stick your arms in liquid nitrogen right now.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:22

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

I bet Frazier will make it interesting, he and his brother were in a groove

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:22

bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

So it's two over 425 that gives you the bonus time right? They should stack the bonus time if you hit 4, 6 etc over that distance.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:22

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; Just Cubspost

R.D. Mangles posted:

joc pedersen looks like the olderst brother on home improvement

His hair is pretty much identical

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:23

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

ALFbrot posted:

Keep the format for next year, ditch the gently caress out of "balls gotta land" rule

reduce the rounds by a minute or two as well. these guys are loving tired.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:23

bandman: Mar 17, 2008

The fact that he did that swinging that tree trunk he uses for a bat is seriously impressive. His forearms have got to be on loving fire.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:23

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

R.D. Mangles posted:

joc pedersen looks like the olderst brother on home improvement

The most punchable Taylor

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:23

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Joc seems pretty fuckin' cool.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:23

mattfl: Aug 27, 2004

bawfuls posted:

So it's two over 425 that gives you the bonus time right? They should stack the bonus time if you hit 4, 6 etc over that distance.

Joc would've been up there for like 10 minutes!

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:23

Drunk Tomato: Apr 23, 2010; If God wanted us sober,
He'd knock the glass over.

Joc is nice and if i were a Reds fan I would feel bad about rooting for his loss and humiliation.

But I'm not a Reds fan so GO JOC

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:24

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

bawfuls posted:

So it's two over 425 that gives you the bonus time right? They should stack the bonus time if you hit 4, 6 etc over that distance.

That was the original plan iirc but god's wrath is bearing down on Cincinnati so they changed some stuff to make it even faster

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:24

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Death to all television commercials trying to get you to go to a website.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:25

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Chevy progressively showing us the murder of some poor sap. I guess that's one way to advertise cars.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:25

streetlamp: May 7, 2007; Danny likes his party hat
He does not like his banana hat

replace the kids with a bunch of dogs

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:25

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; Just Cubspost

streetlamp posted:

replace the kids with a bunch of dogs

And replace baseballs with tennis balls

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:25

bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

mattfl posted:

Joc would've been up there for like 10 minutes!

that's the idea

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:26

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

streetlamp posted:

replace the kids with a bunch of dogs

Keep the kids just add dogs.

Mental stability and disposition of dogs notwithstanding.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:26

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

All movies and sports events should be banned from using that "all that power" song, its been beaten to death.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:26

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Give these men some aluminum bats

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:27

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

streetlamp posted:

replace the kids with a bunch of dogs

A pitchers-only home run derby using tennis balls and just beyond the fence is like a hundred labrador retrievers.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:27

Squall: Mar 10, 2010; "...whatever."

bawfuls posted:

So it's two over 425 that gives you the bonus time right? They should stack the bonus time if you hit 4, 6 etc over that distance.

Make it so every 10 feet cumulative over 420 gives a bonus second.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:27

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Metapod posted:

Give these men some aluminum bats

This is wrong for many reasons. Feel bad.

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:28

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

todd is just loving tired

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:28

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

or not

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:28

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

FLAVA FRAZ! #LEGOOO

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# ? Oct 14, 2024 04:00

ALFbrot: Apr 17, 2002

YHaha Boom you dumb motherfucker

# ? Jul 14, 2015 03:28

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