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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!

bandman posted:

HOW IS JOC STILL HITTING THESE? His arms have got to be about to fall the gently caress off.

He'll save the falling off for the second half of the season

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

bandman posted:

HOW IS JOC STILL HITTING THESE? His arms have got to be about to fall the gently caress off.

Honestly this is the most impressive part of this new format. I couldn't even hold a bat at this point.

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
OH AND HE SAVES THIS LIGHT TOWER FOORRRR

*ball hits warning track*

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Next year, just do Joc and Giancarlo alternating two minute rounds for an hour.

Drunk Tomato
Apr 23, 2010

If God wanted us sober,
He'd knock the glass over.

ALFbrot posted:

OH AND HE SAVES THIS LIGHT TOWER FOORRRR

*ball hits warning track*

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
Frazier going last in the championship round. Is there any chance he doesn't win?

Other than Joc loving Pederson.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
We're about to watch a man's forearms and shoulders literally explode like someone shook up and popped the top on a 6' tall can of blood soda.

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
I would be aiming at the DJ if I were him

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


amazing

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002

joc's going to win this

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Congrats to Joc Pederson, derby champ

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??




Fun Shoe
When Joc Pederson was a child, a wild pack of baseballs murdered his beloved dog. That day, he swore an oath of vengeance.

That is the only reason I can fathom that someone could hate baseballs as much as this man does.

He doesn't just murder the ball. He sneaks into its house and murders its family.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!
I doubt Frazier cracks 10.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


joc pedersen looks like the olderst brother on home improvement

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Joc for the love of God go stick your arms in liquid nitrogen right now.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I bet Frazier will make it interesting, he and his brother were in a groove

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009
So it's two over 425 that gives you the bonus time right? They should stack the bonus time if you hit 4, 6 etc over that distance.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!

R.D. Mangles posted:

joc pedersen looks like the olderst brother on home improvement

His hair is pretty much identical

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002

ALFbrot posted:

Keep the format for next year, ditch the gently caress out of "balls gotta land" rule

reduce the rounds by a minute or two as well. these guys are loving tired.

bandman
Mar 17, 2008
The fact that he did that swinging that tree trunk he uses for a bat is seriously impressive. His forearms have got to be on loving fire.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

R.D. Mangles posted:

joc pedersen looks like the olderst brother on home improvement

The most punchable Taylor

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Joc seems pretty fuckin' cool.

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

bawfuls posted:

So it's two over 425 that gives you the bonus time right? They should stack the bonus time if you hit 4, 6 etc over that distance.

Joc would've been up there for like 10 minutes!

Drunk Tomato
Apr 23, 2010

If God wanted us sober,
He'd knock the glass over.
Joc is nice and if i were a Reds fan I would feel bad about rooting for his loss and humiliation.

But I'm not a Reds fan so GO JOC

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

bawfuls posted:

So it's two over 425 that gives you the bonus time right? They should stack the bonus time if you hit 4, 6 etc over that distance.

That was the original plan iirc but god's wrath is bearing down on Cincinnati so they changed some stuff to make it even faster

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Death to all television commercials trying to get you to go to a website.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Chevy progressively showing us the murder of some poor sap. I guess that's one way to advertise cars.

streetlamp
May 7, 2007

Danny likes his party hat
He does not like his banana hat
replace the kids with a bunch of dogs

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!

streetlamp posted:

replace the kids with a bunch of dogs

And replace baseballs with tennis balls

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

mattfl posted:

Joc would've been up there for like 10 minutes!

that's the idea

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

streetlamp posted:

replace the kids with a bunch of dogs

Keep the kids just add dogs.



Mental stability and disposition of dogs notwithstanding.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
All movies and sports events should be banned from using that "all that power" song, its been beaten to death.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:
Give these men some aluminum bats

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

streetlamp posted:

replace the kids with a bunch of dogs

A pitchers-only home run derby using tennis balls and just beyond the fence is like a hundred labrador retrievers.

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."

bawfuls posted:

So it's two over 425 that gives you the bonus time right? They should stack the bonus time if you hit 4, 6 etc over that distance.

Make it so every 10 feet cumulative over 420 gives a bonus second.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Metapod posted:

Give these men some aluminum bats

This is wrong for many reasons. Feel bad.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002

todd is just loving tired

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002

or not

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

FLAVA FRAZ! #LEGOOO

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
YHaha Boom you dumb motherfucker

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