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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."
All the big names are gonna want to do this next year. Like this was already a baller roster but now EVERYBODY'S gonna want in.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


good god joe torre's head looks like Jeremy Bentham's wax autoicon

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!

Grittybeard posted:

I was waiting for either Smokin Todd Frazier or Down Goes Frazier if he didn't win, thanks for coming through Berman.

Joc can do a FRAAAAAJJJERRRRRRRRR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPAl2LHoKic

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
Frazier is head and shoulders above the rest. :downsrim:

Reformed Pissboy
Nov 6, 2003

DeepDickPizza posted:

That was a pretty drat fun derby even if the wrong guy won.

In any other situation it'd obviously be Joc, but the right person won for the occasion. It's optimally Good Entertainment when the crowd is going bananas for the hometown hero and eventual winner at the very end

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Poque posted:

Now fire Berman and make Vin Scully Jim Ross announce it

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:

Poque posted:

All the big names are gonna want to do this next year. Like this was already a baller roster but now EVERYBODY'S gonna want in.

Hopefully Stanton will be able to do it next year

Ice To Meet You
Mar 4, 2007

To be the man, you have to beat the man. He's not the real champ until he beats Cespedes

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007


AWW SON OF A BITCH

Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."

WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER :bahgawd:

I'm down for that.

bandman
Mar 17, 2008

tarlibone posted:

OK... my son was bouncing off the walls, and my wife, who loves me so much she politely tolerates all of this baseball stuff and even does a good impression of a baseball fan, was excited as hell.

I had my doubts. I thought it was crazy and dumb. And I was totally wrong.

My mom was fully engrossed in this, and she doesn't give a rat's rear end about baseball.

This new format owns fuckin' bones.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Ice To Meet You posted:

To be the man, you have to beat the man. He's not the real champ until he beats Cespedes

WHAT'S THAT BAH GAWD THAT'S BARRY BONDS'S MUSIC

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

Poque posted:

All the big names are gonna want to do this next year. Like this was already a baller roster but now EVERYBODY'S gonna want in.

Hopefully watching Joc will make Trout do it

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

Metapod posted:

Hopefully Stanton will be able to do it next year

In 2018, this will be at Marlins Park.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

DeepDickPizza posted:

Now fire Berman and make Vin Scully Jim Ross announce it

BAH GAWD THAT BASEBALL HAS A FAMILY

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
His mom is great

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
EARWORM

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


next year, the next guy should get a briefcase to cash in in the middle of any round

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
:shrek:

AsInHowe posted:

In 2018, this will be at Marlins Park.

That is going to be the greatest derby ever

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

AsInHowe posted:

In 2018, this will be at Marlins Park.

So a total of 3 homeruns all from Stanton.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??




Fun Shoe
One thing I think would be hilarious would be an all-pitcher bunt derby. Get some rookies or AAA players for designated runners on 1st, and watch the antidingers!

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
A bowl full of nasty salsa or whatever in front of three fat dudes.


ESPN

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Metapod posted:

That is going to be the greatest derby ever

Hopefully they move in the fences before then.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


OH MY GOD THOSE CELEBRITY PUNS

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
Macklemore is in this awful game? I'd watch if someone promised to bean him.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

tarlibone posted:

One thing I think would be hilarious would be an all-pitcher bunt derby. Get some rookies or AAA players for designated runners on 1st, and watch the antidingers!

"WELCOME TO THE 2016 NATIONWIDE INSURANCE BEST BUNT CHALLENGE THAT BALL IS GOING BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK OHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh JUST rolls behind homeplate!"

Ice To Meet You
Mar 4, 2007

AsInHowe posted:

In 2018, this will be at Marlins Park.

And Stanton will not.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!
Celebrity softball time!!!!!!!

"WITH FORMER REDS STAR PAUL O'NEILL! "

*cut to Paul O'Neill wearing a Yankees cap*

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
Nick Lachey is still a thing?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the hawk :unsmith:

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
I'm sort of disappointed that no one beat managed to beat this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A77LRaVgpOs

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??




Fun Shoe

hcreight posted:

Nick Lachey is still a thing?

He said something about how we're going to see "entertainers" do things.

What will we see Nick Lachey do, then?

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
The Legends & kinda-sorta-I-guess-if-you-squint-they're-celebrities game. :shrug:



No Corbin Bernsen no deal. :colbert:

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
I like Rob Riggle and the fact that he is wearing his hat like Ernest P. Worrell.

EDIT: Also, holy poo poo Vlad is playing in this?!?!

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Oh gently caress, I forgot about Legends and Celebs softball. :allears:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!
Mack LaMore

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


gently caress macklemore

E: lol, nice catch hunger games


ee: Vladdy!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Vlad :captainpop:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!
I love how even after all these years, Vlad still swings at garbage pitches.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


hunger games is a loving chump

:siren: VLAD

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